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Adikia (colormewrong) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-29 17:04:00

Current mood:

flirty

So, I need a date to a Halloween party.

Here is what I'm looking for:

1. Boy or Girl, it doesn't matter.

2. Sex is a given, so be prepared.

3. I'm going to be a naughty school girl, so you'd have to dress appropriately.

Apply here.

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snakelikesmile
2008-10-29 07:12 pm UTC (link)

1. Male, although if it really suits you better, that could change.

2. Is your definition of 'prepared' condoms, or a well-stocked dungeon? I do have both.

3. Assuming you actually wanted me dressed, I've been told I do 'pretentious' well enough to be a plenty naughty schoolteacher.

There's also euphamisms to be made about 'serpents' and 'tongues', but I usually offer a lady a drink first.

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colormewrong
2008-10-29 07:21 pm UTC (link)

1. Whatever you feel like, baby. It's all the same to me.

2. The first? Not needed. The second? Always fun. But really, I meant prepared as in ready to fuck all night. I don't deal well with ten minute men.

3. Dressed for the party anyway. Later, clothing is optional. Here is my costume. I'm sure a teacher with a paddle would go right along.

And, please. There's no need to liquor me up first. I do like a good euphemism and a good tongue.

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snakelikesmile
2008-10-29 07:52 pm UTC (link)

I have a few preferred male forms, depends on your choice of size. I'm much more... skilled in a male body, so I think we'll stick with that.

Lucky for you, I'm not exactly a man, to speak of. I fully intend to tire you out, before the night is through.

If you were interested in attending my party, clothing would be optional from the get-go. But I can humor you, with the costume. And I'm certain I can find a paddle, crop, whatever suits, to punish the bad little girl.

In that case, I'm certain you would appreciate seeing my serpent. He's quite formidable, from what I'm told. The sad thing is, I'm not trying to be lewd in the way you think. And my tongue... well, I was the snake of the Garden, in the literal sense.

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colormewrong
2008-10-29 08:05 pm UTC (link)

I have no preference for size. Pick one, or bring them all. We can have a party with just the two of us.

Excellent. I'm very hard to tire out, so that's a promise I'll take you up on.

Now, if I'd known about your party before I'd agreed to this one, I'd most likely be making an appearance. Perhaps we can cut out early and still make it to yours?

Are you now? Isn't that just the sexiest thing I've ever heard. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Adikia, Goddess of Injustice and Wrong Doing. I think we'll get along just fine.

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snakelikesmile
2008-10-29 08:13 pm UTC (link)

We can cycle through them all. The costume may only fit the one, though, so you'll have to deal with the others naked. I'm sure you'll manage.

I'm sure I'll do my best to rise to the challenge, gorgeous.

I'm certain we should be able to make mine- I've little doubt it could run well into most of All Saint's Day. Possibly the Sunday, as well- my nightclub tends to be its own little pocket of indulgence, time means little.

And here, the impersonal nature of text completely stopped me from sensing you, Lady. And yet, I hope you can forgive me- I've always been a fan of your work. Something to strive for, as it was.

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	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, damn. Naked men. What will I do? Excellent. As long as the Jack flows freely and the clothes are indeed optional, I'm there. No problem. I'm sure you'll be able to make it up to me some how. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakelikesmile 2008-10-29 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Hopefully, whatever your beautifully wicked mind can think of. There will be two cases with your name on them, and seeing as I am the owner of the club, and the first and only authority responsible for my building, yes, it is. As many ways as you wish for me to, sexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Fantastic. I will see you on Halloween then, hot stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakelikesmile 2008-10-29 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, Adikia. [Address], whenever you wish. I assure you, the bouncers will give you no problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure I could get by them with no problem. I'll see you there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	denny_crane 2008-10-29 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Denny Crane. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Adikia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-10-29 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do costumes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	It seems I have a date already. Can I take a raincheck? I'm sure I can find a why to fit you in somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-10-29 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Can we still wear costumes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Anything you want, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-10-29 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Denny Crane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2008-10-29 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Umm...ok? (Reply to this) (Parent)