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Tweak says, "and I'll be there old friend. "

Tara Mae Thornton (adevilinher) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-29 16:15:00

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missouri mosley, soren skwigelf, tara thornton

Oh hell no, I did not just get sucked up by some tornado. Do I look like fucking Dorothy? This has got to be some sort of fucking dream.

And Jesus Christ, it's freezing. This ain't right. This just ain't right.

Where the fuck am I?

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 12:31 pm UTC (link)

I can guarantee you that any mother's better'n my mama.

Shreveport's the biggest town closest to where I lived and grew up. Lotta the folks in Bon Temps are gambling addicts, but I don't get into it, myself. Morals are too high, and my paycheck was too low. But if you work in New Orleans, that's probably better than Shreveport, since my girl's got a house near there and if I think you some sort of creepy pervert, I can get my ass to her house faster. Where's it you work?

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	twiceloved 2008-10-30 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	You turned out well, though. I just don't get why people do it. Why would you want to do something you know statistically is so prone to failure? If skydiving had a 2% survivability rate, nobody would do it. I work at a place called the Snake Pit, and yeah, there's snakes. Not that I think you'd be scared of anything, but it could happen, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-30 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Now I know you don't know me half as well as you should. Honey, you talkin' to a girl who was raised in Louisiana. There ain't a thing that slithers, crawls, flies or swims that can scare me. I say we go there. Might just get you an employee discount, besides. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2008-10-30 12:39 pm UTC (link)

Well, we can get started on that, huh? What's a friendship without knowing your friend's messed up parts?

I can come get you first, so that way we can portkey in together. Last thing we want is to have you overshoot it by accident and end up waist deep in a random bayou. And yeah, I'll get a discount. And I'm buying - no arguement. This might be the only time in your life where a guy wants to buy you drinks and then not flirt with you.

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	adevilinher 2008-10-30 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can testify to the fact that it's a cold day in hell when a man wants to buy me a drink and NOT loosen my panties. I'm currently still up in New Jersey, [address]. Ring twice, just makin' sure it's you an' all. I don't like bein' somewhere where I don't know everydamnbody I'm neighbors with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-30 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, it'll be pretty warm in the bar on account of all the kiddies needing hot lamps. Will do, see you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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