I've decided to be a street psychic in Barcelona. I know, I know, it's utterly unfair of me to be peddling my powers so flippantly, but in fact, I don't ever even use them. It's all a matter of cold reading, which is quite an admirable conning skill. Marketable, too. You are self conscious about your talents, and worry about your ability to stand out amidst the others in your profession. You're worried about your finances. You wish for love. You crave attention but not the spotlight... It's all very simple. In fact, playing off of The Human Condition is quite a fun little trick. And indeed, it's gained me a great deal of money and notoriety. As well as sustenance and souls for My Lady.
But it's time for a change. I get bored rather easily trying to blend in. Any suggestions for a new career?