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Aphrodite, Goddess of Love and Beauty ([info]loves_a_bitch) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-14 19:52:00

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Entry tags:antigone grace, aphrodite, ares, eris, philotes, psyche

Would anyone care to explain why I am not near my pool, sun bathing... and instead woke from my quick beauty nap in an ALLEY wearing RAGS and really feeling the need for a month long shower? And the only thing I get when demanding an answer is a website. Do I look like I use a computer that often?


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[info]sleepswithlove
2008-10-14 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Aphrodite?

Wait...rags?

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me you can come up with a more intelligent reaction than that. Not at all helpful.

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[info]sleepswithlove
2008-10-14 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Always lovely to see you again, mother-in-law.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 11:14 pm UTC (link)
... Yeah. Just what I was thinking. Psyche.

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[info]antigone_grace
2008-10-14 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Aphrodite?

... in an alley?

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
You? I don't know who you are. But also unhelpful. Does anyone know anything, or will you all just repeat what I said back to me?

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[info]antigone_grace
2008-10-14 08:18 pm UTC (link)
You? Don't know who I am... which, surprisingly? Works for me.

If you'd like, you can go to this website and it will tell you everything you need to know.

I'm Anne.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Why would I know you? I'm sorry...should I?

Seriously, I am a goddess. Vortexes don't just suck me up and dump me in alleys... But thank you for the information.

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[info]antigone_grace
2008-10-14 08:27 pm UTC (link)
We used to be acquainted. I think you knew my mom.

They've done it to more than one goddess here. It's kind of crazy, really.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'm sure you're a very nice girl. And I might... I do meet a lot of people. And your information was helpful. Thank you.

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[info]antigone_grace
2008-10-14 08:35 pm UTC (link)
You're very welcome, of course.

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[info]blood_lust
2008-10-14 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Come here and we'll take that month long shower together, baby.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Come Where? Ares. Please tell me you've got an explanation. And honestly? I need the cleaning sort of shower.

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[info]blood_lust
2008-10-14 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm in London at Annie's house.

Here, go here [website], it will explain everything.

I'm sure something will get clean...

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Annie who? You know what? I'll just find you.

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[info]blood_lust
2008-10-14 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Antigone Grace, Hermes' spawn, my niece. She greeted you up above.

I'll be waiting, love.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2008-10-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Dite! I was hoping you'd show up, gorgeous.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Philotes, oh thank Gaia. Someone who makes sense with a brain. What the Hades is going on?

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2008-10-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
You're not on Olympus anymore, that's for sure. An alternate universe? Something. No way back that anyone's found. But it's not THAT bad. The men are sufficient.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Philotes. I am wearing rags. I don't mean like, fashions from last year.. I mean rags. This is hideous. How do I fix this?

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2008-10-14 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh, baby. They didn't take your powers, too, did they? You can't just... wave a hand anymore? Seriously, sweetie, we need to get together.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:43 pm UTC (link)
... I did not think of that. It worked. But I still need a shower. If I can figure out where I am, then where you are? I really think margaritas are in order.

Tell me they have margaritas here. Please?

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2008-10-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Margaritas and pina coladas and tequila shots and all kinds of yummies to go with.

Miami.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:51 pm UTC (link)
It's such a date. I need a margarita, a beach, and a cabana boy.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2008-10-14 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Let me know when you're in town and I'll come to you.

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[info]kallisti_eris
2008-10-14 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Aphrodite. You always did know how to make the most fitting entrances.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Eris. You always did know how to be totally unhelpful.

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[info]kallisti_eris
2008-10-14 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm so sorry. Was that a cry for help? It just sounded like your standard bitch-moan routine.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 09:11 pm UTC (link)
If it were? You'd be the last person I'd be asking. I do hope you've enjoyed the chance to have fun at my expense? But playtime's over.

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[info]kallisti_eris
2008-10-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Make no mistake, darling. It will always be playtime with you.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 09:41 pm UTC (link)
aww.. brand new universe, same old tripe. Now I feel more at home.

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[info]kallisti_eris
2008-10-14 10:03 pm UTC (link)
And you thought I couldn't be helpful.

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[info]colormewrong
2008-10-14 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Aphrodite! Excellent! This is just an orgy waiting to happen.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
A pleasure to see you too, Adikia..

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[info]colormewrong
2008-10-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Hey, can I be part of your court?

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-14 11:28 pm UTC (link)
My court?

No one's petitioned for that since your sister left... That might be workable. Why do you want to join?

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[info]colormewrong
2008-10-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
Ah, erotes? Oh, and sex! I can be a very valuable asset to your court.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
Sex? Aren't you the goddess of injustice?

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[info]colormewrong
2008-10-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
Yup! But I do great sex anyway.

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[info]loves_a_bitch
2008-10-15 01:18 am UTC (link)
It's an interesting idea. Maybe I'll hold auditions... a whole new court.

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[info]colormewrong
2008-10-15 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Excellent!

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