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Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:45:32 GMT

Bill: Should I wear a cup for this?

Neal: That's between you and your God, Bill (Read more ...)

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:32:49 GMT

- Mister Farmer, how do we know that you aren't constructing a WMD?
- Sir, if I (Read more ...)

i love how mork is jewish

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:23:19 GMT

- Me... Mindy...
- Shiksa. Likes mayonnaise. And Tupperware.

Again, it's not from Buffy. Be proud.

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:02:57 GMT

BROOKE: He spent the night in your bed...in MY HOUSE?!
SAM: Well I (Read more ...)

csi reruns

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:29:14 GMT

Hodges: You know, in China, people wear masks when they're sick. It's considered (Read more ...)

i'm thankful for tina fey.

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:28:04 GMT

i'm trying to adopt a baby but my job is making it impossible because my work-se (Read more ...)

this is why i love nick and hodges.

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 23:08:25 GMT

Nick: We're thinking telephone pole, sign post. I want to go back out to the cri (Read more ...)

Okay so I guess I don't love JUST Buffy...

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:54:49 GMT

MEREDITH: You knew? YOU KNEW?!
CRISTINA: No!
MEREDITH: Lexi (Read more ...)

Maybe the last for a while, I feel bad that I've made Buffy like every other post in here lol. :[

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:37:12 GMT

WESLEY: Buffy, they're very firm. We're talking about laws that have exis (Read more ...)

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:02:02 GMT

"You're pretty nonchalant about your supercomputer boyfriend trying to browse an (Read more ...)

Still maybe the most scary scene on TV ever...

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:01:54 GMT

JENNY: ...Angel! How did you get here?
ANGELUS: I was invited. The (Read more ...)

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:36:00 GMT

i happen to have a position available on my penis.

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:09:52 GMT

"You kidnapped him?"
"It's sweet that I haven't lost the ability to surprise you (Read more ...)

Even more for you Spuffy lovers.

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:24:55 GMT

BUFFY: Spike, have you completely lost your mind?
SPIKE: Well, yes (Read more ...)

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:07:01 GMT

Greg: So... what's the pot up to?
Nick: We don't bet on cases.
Greg: Ah. Of co (Read more ...)

Continuing on with the Buffy love.

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:05:40 GMT

GILES: Cordelia Chase. What did she wish for?
ANYANKA: I had no id (Read more ...)

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:31:55 GMT

SPIKE: The first was all business but the second...she had a touch of you (Read more ...)

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:17:17 GMT

this is andy bernard!

i know who this is!

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:31:36 GMT

Claire: It's so much easier to be gay.
David: Oh no!
Claire: Yeah, I'd h (Read more ...)

...But I sure did like when they fought too.

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:41:09 GMT

BUFFY: Thought I'd stop by.
FAITH: Is he dead yet?
BUFFY: H (Read more ...)

i'm always putting my cream all over his face and it pisses him off.

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:48:17 GMT

so let me tell you a little lesson, buddy. the cream always rises to the top, an (Read more ...)

I always wished these two had gotten along more.

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:07:30 GMT

FAITH: Okay. The point. Me, by myself all the time. I'm looking at you, e (Read more ...)

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:25:44 GMT

"Hi, I'm Sarah, Chuck's hot blonde girlfriend."
"And I'm Chuck's smoking hot bru (Read more ...)

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:34:26 GMT

One thing I learned from my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of pers (Read more ...)

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 02:17:40 GMT

-'Sup?
-I'm not acknowledging that.