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[01 Dec 2009|10:14pm] |
- you're gonna hit that, aren't you?
- like a big rig without brakes.
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| why had I never heard of this show before?! |
[01 Dec 2009|08:07pm] |
"Hey, nice glasses!"
"Oh, yeah- ah- maybe the reason I have to wear glasses is because I suffer from short-sightedness and I can't- I won't- I can't put contact lenses in because I'm frightened of touching my eyes!"
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| ahaha. omg i love this show, and i just started it. |
[29 Nov 2009|10:21am] |
Sorry I'm late.
Where the hell have you been?
What's going on?
This is Nick George, our family lawyer. You better do what he says or else you're gonna wake up tomorrow and find your tires slashed. Or something. It won't be good. I promise.
Where the hell are you going?
I have to go do a baptism.
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| even after seeing this many times, still makes me cry. |
[29 Nov 2009|06:18am] |
I think I have a stomachache.
It's all that fluff and stuff, you big freak.
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[28 Nov 2009|10:18am] |
What's up?
Iraq, Iran, I-married.
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| I fucking love these brothers so much. |
[27 Nov 2009|02:48am] |
Hey. Little brother. Who loves you?
You do.
Fuckin' A.
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| this show was made of so much win. |
[26 Nov 2009|01:40am] |
So how long you been married?
HUH?
WHO?
...THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE THE ROLLS!
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| OMMMGGGGGG!! |
[19 Nov 2009|09:37pm] |
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"I'm the spy that you're looking for and I am in charge of this mission now."
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[19 Nov 2009|07:57pm] |
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"I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess: they're coming; the Angels are coming for you, but listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck."
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[18 Nov 2009|07:52pm] |
Well, I like my ring. And it came from Mike's heart which is really good, and it's true, and it's kind ...and I don't think you really have one.
... It's kind of buried in there, but I do have one. And ... it belongs to you. Always has.
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| Just when I think that this show couldn't get anymore amazing. |
[18 Nov 2009|09:19pm] |
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"Fine, show me the pictures of Yoko."
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[18 Nov 2009|05:33pm] |
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"Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?"
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[16 Nov 2009|10:15pm] |
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if sophia and i split up, 50% of my time, i would have to spend 100% of my time with my kid. right now, i'm rocking like 50% coverage, 30% of my time, you cannot beat those numbers. also, if we got a divorce, she would get half of my money, making me ostensibly poor, yet still paying her to just get pounded by other dudes, which will happen, because she is still smoking hot, whereas i look like a nazi propaganda cartoon of a jew.
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| I couldn't resist this one. Drunk Peter FTW. |
[16 Nov 2009|10:15am] |
Oh, I'm sorry. Apparently I'm interrupting something.
Who are you?
I'm the neighbor. Don. Tate. Haversham. Donte Haversham.
And you're dating June?
Courting, courting. What can I say? She likes a little cream in her coffee.
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| I love this show so damn much. |
[16 Nov 2009|10:01am] |
You had Elizabeth talk to her?
I thought some female intuition would be helpful.
Dana started crying, didn't she?
I didn't even do anything! I had no idea what went wrong.
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| i doubt has anyone else seen this show, let alone this episode. woe. |
[12 Nov 2009|10:56pm] |
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"You're a beautiful man Mike Flynn, just beautiful."
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[12 Nov 2009|02:54pm] |
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"Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places."
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| I know I just posted, but this was amazing. |
[12 Nov 2009|07:23am] |
“How about you, ever sleep with your partner, detective?"
“Never. Are we done playing games?”
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[11 Nov 2009|11:49pm] |
"But know this, one stupid move and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts."
"Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea."
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[11 Nov 2009|03:14pm] |
""I can't believe how normal you are."
"I can't believe you're so damaged you believe I'm normal."
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