Strangetown Random

Someone wanna go ahead and explain what's going on here?

Because it'd be appreciated.

Well, this is a...fascinating little place, isn't it?

Lovely trees! I like the trees. Could've done with a few bananas, though. Perhaps even an apple tree or two. 'Course the welcoming party seemed a bit too pale. Might do 'em a world of good to keep busy in the sunlight. Maybe, oh, I dunno- planting those aforementioned trees?

Now. Who would I talk to about leaving?

That's certainly the last time I'm having sex while standing on my head after drinking three hypervodkas and maybe snorting some Martian drugs I picked up...

A forest, though, is not where I was hoping to end up. Got my best shirt muddy.

I feel as though perhaps there should be some sort of white rabbit here. Maybe then things might make more sense...though I would still wonder how life came to mimic fiction. Besides, I'm the one with the pocket watch. And my name is most certainly not Alice. And unfortunately I don't have any silver shoes with which to get home. But I am mixing my metaphors at this point.

Tag adds, Feb 28, 2008