darththalia (darththalia) wrote in tpm_flashback, @ 2004-06-22 18:33:00 |
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Original poster: ausmac
Title: Jedi at the Gate
Author: Chat Noi
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Q/O
Warnings: None, except the dangers of excessive laughing.
Author's e-mail, web site and/or LJ id:
Email: SithLawyer@AOL.com
LiveJournal: master_chatnoir
Link to story:
http://www.masterapprentice.org/arc
Quick plot summary:
Set during that all-too-familiar scene where Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are battling Darth Maul, this particular delightful classic humorous story is primarily concerned with what each party is thinking as they wait for the laser barriers to fall.
I defy anyone to read this story without at least a smile.
Quote from story:
Obi-Wan: Gotta keep moving. Keep limber. I must be ready in a split second. I can't let my master down. Avoid cramping, that's important. Jogging, yes, it will keep the blood flowing. Left leg, right leg, left leg, right leg...
Maul: Why is the blonde one hopping? What is this? Oh, great. Now the old one's kneeling. Is this normal? I mean, no one told me about this kind of stuff. All I got was 'Go reveal yourself to the jedi, seek revenge.' Nothing about this crap. My mission briefing never said anything about force beams or dancing jedi. Sidious has a lot of explaining to do on this one.
Qui-Gon: I've got a really bad feeling about this.
This is one truly, inspirationally crazy story.