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Callum Young ([info]fakingit) wrote in [info]toujoursliberer,
@ 2008-08-21 23:41:00

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Entry tags:callum_young, lucy_pendelton, reuben_stjohn

Meet Mr Young
Subject: A faud is in town!
Where: Out in the streets of London, afternoon
Warnings: TBC
Open To: aaaanyone (more than one person can reply, so feel free to thread!)

Callum was never one to wait around in a pub when things got a little tired and bored - and that was a frequent occurance at four in the afternoon. Though "Antony" might have disapproved of his employee wandering the streets when he was feeling slightly inebriated Callum saw no harm in it. It wasn't as if he was going to run around and throw paint at random people and Antony certainly didn't need to know of his escapades on the side.

Striding around and smiling at a few familiar faces who walked by, the familiar thought of "I love this" popped into his head and he beamed even wider at the ones who looked rather displeased to see him. Mr Young, the infamous Scottish painter of saucy pics. If only they knew; Callum couldn't even draw stick men, let alone the masterpieces the Earl frequently finished.

Tripping over someone else's feet, Callum managed to steady himself and swung around rather flamboyantly yet with a graceful and earnest, "I'm so very sorry," as if they were the most important person in the world, a knack which came naturally to him.



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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-21 07:40 pm UTC (link)
This was the hardest part of her job. Delivering her column to the pick up point always made her quite antsy and anxious. To combat her anxiety, Lucy liked to pretend she was a character from one of her favorite books, and that she was just as brave and fearless as they were. It was rather childish, she supposed, but what did that matter? It brought a little bit of excitement into her rather dull and predictable life.

She was busy imagining what sort of daring escapade she was on this time, when she felt someone run into her. That jarred her from her make believe and instantly put her on edge, fearing whoever it was was going to know immediately what she was doing. She brought her hand to her chest to check that nothing was jarred. Feeling the small bundle still in place, Lucy breathed a sigh of relief, but snapped at the man after he apologized. "As well you should be. You need to watch where you're going!"

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Of all the years Callum had wanted to play someone else, now he was actually living as a character, not just make-believe. He had possibly met his match with this one, though. Stalling, Callum did a double-take at the woman's response, not really expecting it on such a nice day and after he'd apologised so nicely too! He'd obviously got her riled and despite his shocked face a smile formed on his lips and he gave an, "Oh hellooo," in his deep Scottish brogue, glancing her up and down as his eyes got that intrigued sort of shimmer.

"What beastie do I seem to have summoned from the mists?" There went his loose tongue again. All niceties were dropped in favour of a sparring match due to the slight amount of alcohol he'd consumed. If they had swords he would be waving his around right now and doing a dance with it, with little regard for anyone else. "I appear to have ticed it somehow.."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-21 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Lucy narrowed her eyes at the man. His greeting was anything but polite and it got her hackles up. He seemed to have no regard for propriety, and that was extremely galling. When one bumped into someone, you apologized and accepted their gratitude or scolding with manners and grace. Well, in Lucy's case, she handled it with manners only. Grace was not one of her many charms, sad to say.

"It appears to me that the only "beastie" on this walk would be you, sir. Kindly take yourself back to whatever mists you think you've been summoned from and leave me be." There, she'd used her manners. And with that, she brushed past him. She did have somewhere to be, after all. She had to make it to the pick up point before the courier did, because if she was late, the courier would, of course, be there when she arrived and her cover would be blown.

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 03:57 am UTC (link)
Oho, this one wasn't going to get away that easily. Spurred on by her fire, Callum allowed her to walk five paces ahead before he scurried alongside her, hands behind his back as he walked spine-straight, elongated neck and bright smile on his face just to annoy her. "I'm afraid I cannot do that, Madam," he said, deliberately using the older term, "you see, I have offended you twice now, and until you accept my apology wholeheartedly well - you're stuck with me! It's only right."

There was a skip in his step which wasn't unusual for him but the two were garnering some looks from passers by. "I'll paint you if you want."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Lucy felt her spine stiffen when he came up beside her. She was sure it would crack in two when he called her madam. It was a term she was use to, being a spinster and all, but coming from this man it made her want to grind her teeth to keep from cursing. Lucy knew a fair amount of curses, but no one knew that. It wasn't right for a young woman to curse, you see.

She refused to look at him and kept walking with her long, deliberate stride. "I can't possibly find you unoffensive while you're in my presence. Perhaps you should go busy yourself elsewhere and I'll find it in my heart to forgive you. Absence makes the heart grow fonder as they say."

When he brought up the subject of painting her, she scoffed. "Why on earth would you want to do something like that?"

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Callum stopped abruptly when she asked him why - why wouldn't he, should be the question?

"Because you're beautiful," he said honestly. He knew where Antony got his fondness of women, this one was quite pretty, but he would not have usually blurted something like that out immediately. Still, if Callum were to continue being Callum then... "I am sort of known for painting beautiful women. I find the goodness and richness of every female and put it on the canvas for either all or a slect few to see. Just.. because you are beautiful I feel you should be down on paper, immortalised, noted, if you will..."

Callum ended his little explanation with a bright smile as if he hadn't just said those sentences with affection.

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Lucy gave him an insulted glare. She felt sick to her stomach listening to him ramble on. Why on earth he felt the need to feed her such lies was beyond her, but she knew better than to fall for that sort of thing. She wasn't beautiful and she was quite comfortable with that fact, for the most part. Her sisters were the beauties of the family. Lucy was the sad little weed in the familys bed of roses her mother liked to say.

"You're mad," was all she said in response.

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 07:14 pm UTC (link)
"Well... it's certainly arguable, but I'm saying it in all honesty," he protested, sounding a little insulted himself. Didn't she know who he was-pretending-to-be?! "I'm Callum Young - I paint females, see, kind of infamous for it. Sometimes in a bad way, depending on how your view of art is, but - I'm not just lying to get you to pose for me, I really do think you're beautiful. Even if you don't pose, the thought still stands..."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Lucy rolled her eyes. Apparently, he took her for a fool. Well, Lucy Pendelton was no fool. "Callum Young, how wonderful for you. But you can stop lying to me, for it will do you no good. I'm no simpering young miss who will bat her lashes in return for praise. I'm well aware of my short comings, and am far past trying to see things otherwise. Are you quite through? Surely there must be someone else out there more willing to fall for your flattery than I."

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 07:22 pm UTC (link)
"I..." Callum frowned. In fact he was rather annoyed. With an over exaggerated flourishing bow, Callum jerked back up so he was face to face with the women before snapping. "For all your good looks I would have not said a beastie resided in you at all, but from your jabbing little pitchforks of words and manners I am left to assume nothing less than the beastie lies inside as I predicted.."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh she couldn't wait till he did something worth writing about, because she would write about it with great flourish. Her nostrils flared with her anger, and her hands balled into fists. She looked like she was ready to strike.

Instead, however, she sucked in a deep breath, and all the tension eased from her frame. She smiled somewhat stiffly. "That sounds much more believable than what you were saying to me before."

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 07:33 pm UTC (link)
"Why? Because I belittle you with anger and that is all you are used to?" he scoffed, straightening his cloak as he stuck his nose up in the air. "I always speak the truth, Miss." That was a lie but he didn't allow himself to dwell. "If I wanted to shower you in false niceties and attempt to seduce you the first thing I would do is steet you right into a pub. Since I have not done that, my lady, you are safe from the falsely gentle hands and arms of a supposedly overly-amorous painter."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 07:40 pm UTC (link)
"No one speaks the truth all the time. It's human nature to lie." And she knew that from personal experience. Living a lie gave you new eyes with which to view the world. It let you see right through those false nicieties people fed you in order to be polite or because they felt like they had to say something. Lucy hated it.

"People dislike honesty because it isn't as flattering. I, however, prefer it to falsehoods."

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 07:44 pm UTC (link)
"As do I." And she really had him on the human nature part. His whole life was a lie, his whole identity. He had, on occasion, even forgotten his own name, forgotten his family. It was scary, being someone else. But he tried his best to make up for it.

Humbled a little and calming down, he blinked a few times before he attempted to reply again. "I am sorry for my carelessness in tripping you. I am not sorry that we met, nor sorry I gave you a compliment - nor am I sorry that I called you a name, or that you chose to take it the way you did. I do however, hope you enjoy the rest of your day without much delay on account of me."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 07:46 pm UTC (link)
She cocked her head to the side, eyeing him carefully. There was a shift in his demeanor, a very noticable one, at least to her. No longer was he wildly flailing about and acting somewhat manic. He actually appeared rather human to her right now.

"Do you always put on a performance for everyone?"

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Callum gave a small, barely-there smile. Almost rueful. Her tone had changed dramatically, she showed a slight curiosity in him rather than the will to dismiss him immediately as he'd supposed she might. "It is my job, miss," he answered simply. "In my current position to be myself would be to my ruining."

And that was the most he'd admitted it to himself.

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-22 11:38 pm UTC (link)
It shocked her to her very core, but his answer hit her hard. It was something she may very well have said herself. It was Lucy's job to be the dependable, always there for moral support but nothing else sister. It wasn't her right to expect a husband or a family of her own, for she was not pretty enough to marry someone rich enough. No, her job was to be there for her more beautiful sisters, so they could marry someone with money. And if she did open up to the people she encountered, they would notice her more, and she would lose her position as being the fly on the wall. The result of that would be the end of her very lucrative column. Not good.

"I am very sorry to hear that. You're alomst human when you're not grinning like a fool and flailing about as you were."

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-23 06:54 am UTC (link)
"Only almost?" Callum laughed gently, but he did not add anything more to it. He had already said far too much and if this woman had an astute brain she might haev been able to figure out exactly what he meant by it. He hoped to God she wouldn't. "I must say you are quite nicer to talk to when you are not snapping like a poked bear..."

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-23 03:01 pm UTC (link)
"Well, I would say you were completely human, but I feel I have insulted you enough for one day." She wasn't apologetic for her words, for very rarely did she ever feel the need to apologize for what she said.

"But don't let my momentary lapse of sense fool you, I assure you, this is an unusual moment for me."

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-23 05:27 pm UTC (link)
"Then I feel honoured to witness it, my lady, and I pray you are better for it in the remainder of the day," he said, giving an earnest bow of his head. He was quickly becoming sober and he didn't like it too much especially not when this woman was getting to him.

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[info]wiltedwalflower
2008-08-24 11:02 pm UTC (link)
She gave him a brisk nod of acknowledgement. "Good day, Mr. Young."

Lucy had to leave and she had to leave now. She could NOT be late for this meeting, because too much was riding on her arriving at the precise time. She'd dawdled long enough with Mr. Young and was now quite pressed for time. So she continued on her way, her long, fast strides somehow seeming longer and faster than before.

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[info]godisindetails
2008-08-22 02:18 am UTC (link)
Reuben St. John was used to running parish errands, he was, after all, still only a deacon and that, in the church, was merely a glorified errand boy. But still, he was not used to running messages in this particuluar part of London, quite a way from his own parish and to admit a small truth he was already hopelessly lost, simply walking down whatever street and road seemed familiar. He must have been here before, once, maybe twice, but if he had he had no memory of it, no helpful flashes of memory or even heavenly intervention. But Reuben knew God would hardly get involved with a matter so small, even if it was Church Business, and to be taken very seriously.

He would have to ask, that was the simplicity of the matter. He would have to ask. The trouble was finding someone which would be able to point him in the right direction, or at least, someone who was not likely to send a man in priest's garb on a wild goose chase of streets that did not exist.

His mind was not where it should have been at that moment, so wrapped up in his own thoughts he did not look where he, nor anyone else, was going, and thus, there was a collision. Not usual on these busy thoroughfares, but still unpleasant.

"No, sir, my fault." He managed, after he righted himself, dusting down the cassock. "I should have paid more attention to where I was, not where I was going." He explained, "You aren't hurt, are you, sir?"

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 04:02 am UTC (link)
"No, no, I'm fine, tha..." It was only when Callum raised his head that he realised he had bumped into a priest. Though Callum came from a god-fearing family, and so he was not unfamiliar with religious men, it was safe to say that priests gave him the willyjinks. He'd never been able to explain it, but it was most likely something to do with the fact that they were working for the man upstairs and seemed to have some holy right as to decide whether you could be forgiven or not, sent to the pearly gates or rotting in your own misery. Not to mention they "talked" to him.

Willyjinks indeed. Callum wondered for a moment if this priest had thought he was on some higher plain or something but he pushed it out of his mind. "Thank you, for asking, your ho... my... sir.."

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[info]godisindetails
2008-08-22 04:34 am UTC (link)
The priest smile, a little uneasily. It was always difficult talking to those outside his parish and therefore belonging in the realm of the unknown. "Glad to hear it." He said, looking back to the dirtied hem of the cassock but disregarding it for now. It was only cloth and would be washed easily enough. Unlike a man's soul.

"No need to thank me. Actually, you have done me something of a favour. I was looking for... St. Joseph's Church?"

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[info]fakingit
2008-08-22 04:48 am UTC (link)
Callum smiled politely and nodded. "I know where that is. Marvellous steps, great for... walking up..." He was going to say 'eating your lunch on' but seeing as he was speaking to a man of God he daren't say anything otherwise. "Sorry I've had a long day.. I can show you if you like it's not too far from here." Then maybe you'll forgive me for all my past sins and future ones as well, while I'm young...

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