Title: Dog Day Afternoon
Word Count: 1455
Summary: "I think she wants your ice cream...."
Warnings: spoilers through Exit Wounds, mentions of bestiality
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Russell T Davies and the BBC. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended and no money is being made.
Ianto had seen and done a lot of strange things in his life since joining Torchwood and had seen and done even stranger since he had started his relationship with Captain Jack Harkness but nothing had prepared him for this.