Fic: Careless Talk Costs Lives
Thank you Jeremy on QI:
Title: Careless Talk Costs Lives Author: Tauna Pairing: J/Ja Rating: G Summary: post QI conversation
"Clarkson you imbecile... What have you been telling people?"
Jeremy had that hand in the biscuit barrel look about him but all credit, he didn't deny anything.
"James, I simply mentioned how a pina colada made me think I could play the piano. That's all"
"Crikey."
"I mean who could infer anything from that?"
I gave him a withering look but he didn't wither in any way.
"Jez, you know those women and how they think. They'll be looking back through any and all records they can find to see when any of us were on the same island together."
"Don't be silly."
"Silly? You know how they are. They'll be writing about mad sexual exploits that I can't possibly live up to."
Jez looked at me with a very melting gaze. I got all tingly from it.
"James... You don't have to live up to anything, you know that. Besides, they have some brilliant ideas. Tell me you didn't laugh about the Veyron and the gear stick up my bottom."
"Jeremy, that happened..."
"Oh right. But come on. They'll write about beach sex. We can enjoy it without getting sand in terrible places."
He was right there.
"True. How long do you think it will take them?"
"It's nearly a week. Something should have popped up by now."