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|Wednesday, March 31st, 2010|
Fic: Careless Talk Costs Lives
Thank you Jeremy on QI:
Title: Careless Talk Costs Lives
Summary: post QI conversation
"Clarkson you imbecile... What have you been telling people?"
Jeremy had that hand in the biscuit barrel look about him but all credit, he didn't deny anything.
"James, I simply mentioned how a pina colada made me think I could play the piano. That's all"
"I mean who could infer anything from that?"
I gave him a withering look but he didn't wither in any way.
"Jez, you know those women and how they think. They'll be looking back through any and all records they can find to see when any of us were on the same island together."
"Don't be silly."
"Silly? You know how they are. They'll be writing about mad sexual exploits that I can't possibly live up to."
Jez looked at me with a very melting gaze. I got all tingly from it.
"James... You don't have to live up to anything, you know that. Besides, they have some brilliant ideas. Tell me you didn't laugh about the Veyron and the gear stick up my bottom."
"Jeremy, that happened..."
"Oh right. But come on. They'll write about beach sex. We can enjoy it without getting sand in terrible places."
He was right there.
"True. How long do you think it will take them?"
"It's nearly a week. Something should have popped up by now."
"Right, your computer or mine?"
|Thursday, December 24th, 2009|
LOL Jeremy's Desk
|Tuesday, November 24th, 2009|
I haven't stopped laughing for hours.
|Tuesday, September 15th, 2009|
From a friend, Missy Bast. Too good not to share
LOL oh James, a ravishing would be the least of your worries. :P
|Thursday, January 8th, 2009|
Fic: Classic or...Cock? (Top Gear RPS) (1/1)
Title: Classic or...Cock?
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and language
Pairing: James/Jeremy, OT3 implied
Summary: Flirting in front of the camera can be great fun.
Warnings: None. Unless you're actually
from Top Gear, in which case: RUN AWAY!!!!!
Disclaimer: Top Gear
and its presenters do not belong to me, but to the BBC. (Their contracts say so. ;)) No money was made. This is FIK-shun.
Notes: This was written for chocolatepeach's Slash Edition Episode Challenge on LJ. The prompt she gave me was Series 3, Episode 8. Lo and behold, there was Jezza making lewd threats during the 'Classic or Crock?' segment. Most of the dialogue is, in fact, lifted straight from that episode. Damn, they make it easy. :D( It's not rare, is it? )
Assorted TG ficlets
Title: see cut tag text
Pairing(s): see cut tag text
Warnings: d/s play, body swap with animals, Stig is an alien, cross dressing,
Rating: Teen - adult (see cut tag text)
Summary: none - they're short enough to be a summary. :D
Author's notes: These were written for the recent drabbles-and-bits-of-art tag game in honour of topgearslash's third birthday (community on LJ).
Disclaimer: Top Gear and its presenters do not belong to me, but to the BBC. (Their contracts say so. ;)) No money was made. This is FIK-shun. ( James, are you eating cat food?, Richard/James, PG )( Jeremy/Sabine/Francie, where Francie owes Jeremy a treat, PG-13 )( Kink Night, OT3, NC-17 )( Silk, Richard/James, R )( Sex Toys, James/Richard, PG-13 )
|Tuesday, November 18th, 2008|
Some thoughts on Series 12 so far....
Don't be shy, let's get some discussion going. :D
1. Top Gear: a car show that's entertaining or an entertainment show that's peripherally about cars? Which do you prefer? Why?( Read more... )
|Saturday, July 26th, 2008|
It's the last of series 11 tomorrow...
Having said that, I'm quite looking forward to seeing Sabine and Co. :D:D:D:D:D
p.s. Hi, E! :D:D:D:D
*goes and uploads her TG icons*
|Monday, July 7th, 2008|
TG on BBCamerica
Husband fella informed me he saw an ad that says BBCamerica will start airing new eps of Top Gear next week.
Not sure anyone is even in the US other than me :-) Current Mood: happy
|Sunday, March 30th, 2008|
WOOT! First asylum poster here????!!! *Shocked and amazed*
Should have said something sooner...BBCamerica starts a marathon in 15mins at 11am. I *think* it is all the monday night eps shown so far.
That's it. Enjoy! I plan to. Current Mood: shocked