*trots out onstage carrying a pack of posterboard and a Sharpie*

*writes carefully, making the Sharpie go squeak*

Sign: "This is to let you all know that I am ill."

*tosses posterboard aside, making it go whumph on the stage; starts writing on the next one, squeaksqueak*

Sign: "My throat is very very sore and I cannot speak above a croak."

*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*

Sign: "I will be spending most of the day on the couch."

*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*

Sign: "If you are waiting for a ficlet or comment from me, rest assured..."

*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*

Sign: "...I will deliver; just not right now."

*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*

Sign: "Thanks for your patience."

*collects fallen posterboard, bows to audience, trots offstage*

Current Mood: sore

Well, another Black Friday, and nobody's been trampled to death by crazed shoppers as far as I've heard. Of course, the day's not over yet. (...I've really turned into a misanthrope the last month or so, and it seems like the start of the holiday season has really exacerbated it. I'm kinda worried about this.)

Of course, I really can't complain. I'm no more immune to a few bucks off Stuff I Don't Really Need than the next person, I just indulge my inner rabid consumer on the Internet. Although it must be said that Amazon does not play fair in this regard: I went on the site to get some CDs for my mom, and it waved 358/2 Days with eight bucks off at me. With fifteen minutes left to snag it. Dear readers, there are many temptations I can resist, but that was just dirty tactics.

*sigh* Ah well. Ten days 'til pretty boys in black cloaks on my DS, so I guess I can deal.

Current Mood: Grinchy

1. Tory's Meat Man freaked me right the hell out. Something about the hipbones sticking out under the skin like that. *shudder* ...On a related subject, NEVER GOING DEEP-SEA DIVING NEVER EVER.

2. Okay, Jessie's cute, I like her. ^_^

3. Adam was so totally channeling Sephiroth on that last bit, it's amazing. If my Fluffiroth muse wasn't awake and yammering at me already, this would have woken him up. ...On a related subject, I need those boots.

Current Mood: sore

Give me a pairing and an emotion, and I will write you at least two paragraphs of pure and glorious and entirely shameless SMUT for it. You can toss up as many prompts as you like, but I'll only guarantee one response per requester.

Ganked from (lj)artoni.

Current Mood: hungry

- I just typoed 'Phantom of the Opera' as 'Phantom of the Opry.' Interesting AU, that.

- Am marathoning Ouran Host Club - just found out that Haruhi wants to be a lawyer. Guess what I'm crossing it over with now. Go ahead, guess.

- At work I spent half an hour blow-drying a bobcat. The bobcat was unappreciative.

Current Mood: confused