*drops cup o' tea and stack of updates*

*screams bloody murder*

THEY'RE STEALING ME CRAFTY CHARMS!!!!

*grabs nearby prototype broom*

*is hoisted into the air*

*shrieks*  DOWN!!! DOWN!!! 

*broom flies higher*

*remembers she is a crafty witch but is terrified to let go of the broom*  (Falling means ouchies)

*spies little green hoodlums gathering beneath her*

*decides to let go and squash the thieves*

*lets go, drops, prays she avoids the broken china*

(a thunderous CRASH!!!!!  shakes the crafty room and the little beasts scatter)

*inspects the damage to self and tea spattered updates...*

*mutters*  Thievin' leprechauns...can't trust 'em for nothin'...but take one step near their stupid cauldrons with "gold," and they are ALL over you like spider monkeys.  Blasted relatives....( *attempts to read the tea-soaked updates* ) *sets about mopping up tea and forcing broom back in the corner*

*makes note to send an owl to Weasley Wizarding Wheezies about their trick brooms....They're excellent*