Tuesday January 13th 2009 It seems to me that it will be too complicated to thread, so just post in a comment which of your kids came, who stayed, and whether or not they had questions.
This is what you'd experience:
There are various sitting impliments surrounding the widescreen television, and the place smells faintly of brownies. In fact there are a few plates of the baked goods sitting on the counter in the kitchen. Lyle and his laptop are in a chair next to the tv, facing the audience. Once everyone is seated, the slideshow begins on the tv screen.
-----(this seperates the slides)--- Thank you for coming. I'll be brief so I don't take up your time. Hold all questions until the end. ----------------------------------- I am undertaking a new enterprise: Bloody Tasty. It is a delivery baking business that consists mainly of marijuana-laced baked goods specifically tailored to supernatural races. ----------------------------------- [Yes, I do realize the irony of my drug dealing.] ----------------------------------- Why I have called you here today: I need testers. Throughout the next few weeks I'm going to be making batches of various strengths and I need to know what races are affected by them. I will require detailed reports on how the products make you feel (or don't feel), side effects, duration of high as well as quality. Critiques on the recipe of the baked good itself is also appreciated. Pay is the baked goods in question and $100. ----------------------------------- For those of you not interested, you can go whenever you want, no hard feelings. I'd just appreciate if you don't narc on me. (Also you can take a brownie for the road. ;)) ----------------------------------- For interested parties, stick around. I need some basic info from you (name, race, cell number, room number, email, etc.) I also need you to try what I have baked for tonight. You should remain here until the high wears off, or until it can be determined there wasn't one to begin with and you can safely go. ----------------------------------- I STRONGLY RECCOMMEND having a sober buddy with you for future testing. You cannot die from a pot overdose, but you can get into some serious trouble if the dose is too strong. Make sure it is a friend who can overpower you. ----------------------------------- If you don't have any friends, now is the time to make one. Everyone here has at least one thing in common, right? ----------------------------------- Okay I'm done. Thanks for coming, thanks for helping, and enjoy yourselves. (P.S., the brownies in red paper are blood brownies.) ----------(end)--------------------
**Note about the brownies: Demons will benefit most from this batch. The more a demon you are (full blooded), the more mellow your high. Cassie, for instance, will feel calm but also probably a bit giggly and overwhelmed since she's only part demon. Gifted humans will not like this experience, and it's likely they will either curl up in a corner and be semicomatose until the high ends, or they will kinda freak out and talk waaaaay too much. Loudly. Feel free to decide what the other various races will experience, depending on if they are a "strong" race (like lycans) or a "weaker" race (like sprites).***