'Darling, I would kill for those legs, so you have to wear a dress. Either that or I'm putting you in extremely tight pleather pants.' Even if Ry didn't have a pair of pleather pants, she would find a pair. 'You don't really look like a Bell, so my middle name is out.'
'The idea of you as boy Oli owling him and then not showing up is good. But instead leave a note saying that you couldn't make it and then you as girl Oli will swoop in and buy him a drink and start flirting.'