Oh, MLE my arse. You've got plenty of dirty little secrets in your closet. I'm sure I've had to hex them out of there on several occasions... shaking and scared and usually without their pants. You should try hiding men better.
And the entire group of third years that have that silly little fan club are surely mistaken. I am not brooding in a dashing way, nor am I so handsome that even Greek Gods have compared themselves to me.
At least I won't say it. They surely can, however.