"I dunno...it's really not that easy. Last time I saw him I ended up with a bleeding nose and he earned himself a split lip." he sighed. They had really been fighting every time they met, as far as he could remember, Ever since the time they had both joined the quidditch teams of their houses.
"Oh filch is nasty, he's not changed a bit since I graduated. Which is quite an achievement. You think he's EVER going to change?"