"What, Ron? You're out?" Harry's voice was loud and several people looked over, making him laugh. "Kidding, folks! Ron's all about the ladies! Come one, come all! Step right up!"
Ron's face was red and Harry laughed. He got up and sat next to him. "Yup, snogging away. Mandy nearly dove off her broom and I had to catch her and...yeah." He smiled dreamily and sighed - then shook himself.
"I know, right? Look at all this stuff! And if you dare say anything, all you hear is OWLS, OWLS, OWLS..."