In all honesty Will couldn't swallow. He'd had a large piece and he wasn't done chewing and he didn't want to choke, so he just grinned and tried to poke her with his toe. "Biifth.." he mumbled, smirk on his lips. This was good. He had his boy, he had his girl. Life was good. But then James had to ruin it and go shower.

It showed an opportunity though. As Pearl insisted she'd try and be good Will wrapped his arm around the distracted witch and drew her back against him. "No promises," he said (and accidentally sprayed) over the blonde, tugging her backwards and cuddling her, as if he was going to have his wicked way with her on the bed.