Throwing Stones History

Who: Lily Evans and James Potter
When: April 14, 1978; lunchtime
Where: Gryffindor Boy's dorms
What: Going all the way! And then some fade to black! But then, the awkward and hilarious aftermath!
Rating: S for the fallout from Spectacularly bad Sex
Status: Completed log!

( Started out this morning feeling so polite, I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite. But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling a little afternoon delight )

Who: Andromeda and Ted Tonks (at age 19)
What: The reason they declined the Order the first time.
Where: A tiny flat in Wiltshire
When: July 1972
Rating: There's swearing and vague talk of how babies are made. :X
Status: Completed log

( You be the queen and I'll be your clown. You can sit beside me when the world comes down. )

Who: Amelia Bones and Freya McKinnon (at age 22)
What: Freya's just broken things off with her first fiancé, and Amelia's relationship is falling apart. They have both always sucked at this stuff.
Where: Amelia's flat
When: One evening in June 1972
Rating: PG-13 for Freya's mouth
Status: Completed log

( It doesn't make a bit of difference if you start what you can't finish. Every story needs an ending, after all. )

Who: James and Lily
When: January 1977, backdated
Where: Gryffindor Common room
What: In case you hadn't heard, Lily Evans and James Potter didn't always get along so well. You probably didn't know that they were this damned dysfunctional. (Or simply Evans: 1. Potter: 0.)
Rating: PG - for language and possibly broken arses
Status: Completed log!

( And that's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're sixteen, and are still more amused by Quidditch plays. What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? What's my age again? )