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Tweak says, "nerf herder!"

Morgan Leah Mackenzie (faradaycage) wrote in theunetwork,
@ 2012-05-17 23:40:00

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☒ email, ♀ morgan leah

EMAIL BETWEEN EVAN AND MORGAN LEAH
From: supermom4373@hotmail.com
To: omfgfluffykittens666@gmail.com
Date: Tuesday, May 17 2461, 02:49 am
Subject: honey did you remember to pay your phone bill?

Oh and by the way I heard that there's traffic along Grand Central. You might want to avoid the area.

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	androsphinx 2012-05-18 04:11 am UTC (link)
	~~What~~ Thanks for your concern. How's work? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Gossipy, as usual. Latest grapevines have it that you've got yourself a new 'friend'. Mind telling me about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 04:19 am UTC (link)
	They sending you to do their dirty work, dear? He's not a friend. Just somebody I met at work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

faradaycage
2012-05-18 04:26 am UTC (link)

That's what they all say. And next thing you know they're eloping together.

No worries about me sweetheart, you know I'm good at being lazy and irresponsible. They're not quite sure what to do with the dirty laundry at the moment actually. You know how much they like to squabble and push the blame on one another. You just keep your eyes on the cars in front and enjoy your road trip, darling. People will do what people do.

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	androsphinx 2012-05-18 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, I guess? I have to admit, I'm a little confused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Don't tell me you forgot about this inner department rivalry already? Maybe there IS merit to your road trip thing. Well, nothing we can do about it either way, so don't make that face at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 04:36 am UTC (link)
	He's long gone, for the record. He was just a hitch-hiker. They going to miss me much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Shame. And here I thought you'd finally settle a bit. Of course we will miss you. Who do you think you are, the Grinch? Alright, so the bosses have other business to deal with, but the lower echelons are quite intrigued. Can you believe the girl from accounting is telling wide and across that you've been kidnapped by a fairy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Good! I hope that rumour spreads. I couldn't have come up with a better story myself. No-one will miss me. They'll only miss my doughnuts. Someone else better continue my tradition of birthday cupcakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Well that someone else won't be me for sure. Ah, such a low self-esteem for one so proud. Really, dear, can't we like you for your shining personality? Work will be duller now that you're away. Well anyway you can thank the silly girl for the rumors. Mail her a brownie or something, she'd be ecstatic and forget she's on a diet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 04:56 am UTC (link)
	My personality is anything but shining. Work will only be duller because everyone will have to do their own dirty work until they replace me. I should mail her a brownie. That would really whip management into a frenzy, wouldn't it? I can see the headlines now: 'Fairy Kidnaps Lab Rat, Bakes Brownies. Authorities stumped.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Haha. Keep telling yourself that dear. Maybe one day we'll believe it too. And yes, absolutely, management will flip. Especially since the lady will fight tooth and nail to have her keepsake. A regular heartbreaker, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Me, a heartbreaker? I thought the cardiovascular trauma thing was more the docs' area of expertise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

faradaycage
2012-05-18 05:10 am UTC (link)

Don't be obtuse on purpose. Even I know not to take that literally.

What would you rather I say? Philanderer? Libertine? You, my dear, have fervent admirers, and that is the honest truth whether you want to admit it or not.

On that note, shall I remind you that she always have a slice of lemon poppy seed cake on Friday mornings? Though triple chocolate fudge brownies have their own appeal...

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	androsphinx 2012-05-18 05:15 am UTC (link)
	You've misjudged me. I am no such thing. I am a curmudgeon that lives in a small apartment with 27 cats. I'll send her something nice. It's not like it'll do anything to help them figure me out, anyway. Perhaps I'll send Management a balloonagram. They need to lighten up a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Hmph. Very obviously we shall not convinced one another tonight. Stubborn as your cats, I see. You have found a guardian for them at least, I hope? A baloonagram? What a swell idea. That I have to see. I can send you holo's of people's reaction, if you'd like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 05:24 am UTC (link)
	I left them everything in my will. They'll be eating carviar and driving my Ferrari for the rest of their 9 (243 combined?) lives. If you're serious, I'm serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faradaycage 2012-05-18 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm always serious. And see, you so are a caring person! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	androsphinx 2012-05-18 05:32 am UTC (link)
	You're just trying to discover where I send my balloonagrams and baked goods from, aren't you? Clever. Tell me if they loooooooooooooove it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	faradaycage 2012-05-19 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Apologies, work suddenly picked up. Here are the promised shots: boss man mayhem in accounting Enjoy =) (Reply to this)