Jun. 24th, 2017 at 9:18 PM
WHAT: Coming back from a long day at work (ie. hunting down a pawn shop shady enough not to require an ID when selling gold coins) looking a hot mess. He's sweaty, bleeding, and carrying a large, suspicious looking duffel bag that may or may not be full of cash. It is totally full of cash, you guys.
WHEN: June 24th.
WHERE: He's exiting the elevator at a floor of YOUR choosing.
RATING | STATUS: I mean, there's obvs going to be some language and there is old lady pee. I'd consider that LOW but idk. | In-progress.
( His eyes dropped downward and, sure enough, the back of granny's cheetah printed spandex pants showed clear evidence of a woman who was probably unwilling to give up her lucky machine to use the restroom. )