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Mikura Kazu ([info]ex_turningtr279) wrote in [info]thefireplace,
@ 2010-05-17 04:25:00

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[so Kazu's had a pretty chill week, staying over at Dino's place, wearing his t-shirts, having lots of sex, and eating lots of pizza in between working his shifts. But after the 27th time Dino's rooommate threatened to disembowel him he and Dino both agreed it was probably a good time for Kazu to go back home.

Problem being, he was still a girl and he'd totally planned on riding the rest of this thing out with Dino who was, at least, actually good at sex. Unlike Ikki.

So now he comes slinking back mid-afternoon, hoping againstprobability and his own horrible luck that Ikki will be out doing something productive like banging a hooker]


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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 03:23 am UTC (link)
I DIDN'T PAY HER FOR SEX, I PAID FOR HER DINNER.

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 03:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, my bad. That's an escort girl.

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 03:26 am UTC (link)
It was some kind of dating service okay. But with sex.

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 03:28 am UTC (link)
But your chip should be fine.

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
I didn't do it because of the chip.

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 03:31 am UTC (link)
[blinks]

...

Were you training for sex?!

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 03:32 am UTC (link)
[SPLUTTERS]

--Like hell am I going to let you get better at me in sex!

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 03:34 am UTC (link)
There's no way you could have surpassed me in a week! I've had way more sex than you!

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 03:57 am UTC (link)
You wanna bet, jackass?

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
Idiot, how would that even work?

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
[this is the most pointed stare ever]

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 04:32 am UTC (link)
[--hdhgk flushes] N-no way!

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 04:50 am UTC (link)
You're still a girl.

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 04:55 am UTC (link)
I KNOW, OKAY. Do you even know the crazy shit you pull to win sometimes?! I'm not letting you do that to me!

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 05:02 am UTC (link)
Then how else should I prove it?

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 05:09 am UTC (link)
Just accept it. No-one's going to blame you, since you've only been devirginized for a week.

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 05:15 am UTC (link)
--Dammit Kazu I am totally better at sex than you right now!

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 05:20 am UTC (link)
There is no part of sex you are better than me at! I'm even better at groping!

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 05:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah right.

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
Aaargh, why are you so stubborn?! [is kind of still sitting on him, but suddenly he's leaning forward to brace his hands on Ikki's shoulders, pinning him] You wouldn't last a minute with my skill!

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 05:51 am UTC (link)
Fuck you, your technique wouldn't even get me hard!

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 05:56 am UTC (link)
I didn't even have to touch you last time.

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 06:06 am UTC (link)
I was caught off guard! I won't be again!

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[info]ex_turningtr279
2010-05-19 06:08 am UTC (link)
How the hell can you be caught off-guard when you're the one who started groping me?! Just admit it, I turned you on.

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[info]intoastorm
2010-05-19 06:23 am UTC (link)
Hell no, you couldn't turn on a radio.

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(no subject) - [info]intoastorm, 2010-05-19 06:32 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]intoastorm, 2010-05-19 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_turningtr279, 2010-05-19 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]intoastorm, 2010-05-19 07:25 am UTC
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