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Tweak says, "You are...Aaaahhhh-mazing!!"

Minami "Ikki" Itsuki (intoastorm) wrote in thefireplace,
@ 2010-04-11 15:30:00

[for a city of porn and sex and whatever else, this sucked. Girls weren't throwing themselves at him to get in his pants and he was reaching that week two or whatever where everyday started to feel like he had the worst cold ever. But like hell was he going to tell Kazu about his inability to score so he feigned laziness and spent all day in Kazu's room while he was out working, trying not to die everywhere as he plotted a means for getting laid.]

Fucking porn city and its fucking expensive hookers.

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ex_turningtr279
2010-04-11 10:55 pm UTC (link)

[Kazu was hating the city for an entirely different reason. Namely, he had woken up with tits. His terror was only slightly mitigated by the rumors he'd heard of this happening to other people, but that's because his main worry was Ikki, Ikki and his new tits. They lived together and as dense as Ikki could be, he was eventually going to find out and, and--well Kazu didn't fucking know, and he didn't fucking want to]

[after waking up, he'd thrown on his clothes and then found a deserted place to flip the fuck out before going to work. He'd tried to throw himself into his run, but his balance was all fucked up, and his clothes were too tight in some places and too loose in others, and customers were calling him 'little girl' and oh my god were his tits THAT obvious?!]

[after pulling a double shift he finally had no choice but to slink back to his room, exhausted and nervous and praying Ikki was--anywhere but on his bed sneezing all over his sheets. Fuck his life.]

Shouldn't Ikki-sama have a job b-by now?!

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	intoastorm 2010-04-11 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	[from under ~~Kazu's~~ his covers] You shut up, I'm taking my time. And what the hell happened to your voice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-11 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	[... Fuck he'd forgotten about that in light of his TITS AND VAGINA] I have strep throat! It's really contagious so go sleep on a park bench for a couple of weeks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-11 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	No way, you go sleep in the park. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-11 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sick, you asshole! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-11 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	[FLINGING OFF THE COVERS] WELL JOIN THE- --fuck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-11 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	[freezes] Wh... What? St-stop looking at me like that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-11 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	... There's something different about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-11 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	[Crossing arms over chest AS SUBTLY AS POSSIBLE] I t-told you, I'm sick. ... And so are you, you're eyes are probably all fucked-up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-11 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck you I'm not hallucinating anything! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-11 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	You obviously are because I am absolutely not different! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 12:49 am UTC (link)
	You're hiding something from me. You can't fool this great Ikki-sama. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 12:55 am UTC (link)
	[... Except for everyone else noticed what was wrong ] F-fuck you! What would I be hiding? [okay the RELY ON IKKI'S DENSENESS plan is blown, time for plan B. He totally has his A-T on he can still escaaape] I'm g-going to find a hotel so you're sneezing doesn't keep me up. Call me when the great Ikki-sama manages to get laid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 12:58 am UTC (link)
	--WHAT THE HELL YOU BASTARD [TACKLING FOR THAT] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 12:59 am UTC (link)
	GET OFF OF ME, ASSHOLE. [is, Ikki will notice, trying to ESCAPE rather than wrestle] You're such a dick! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 01:05 am UTC (link)
	[haha CLIMBING ALL OVER] You brought this upon yourself! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 01:11 am UTC (link)
	[rolling onto his stomach to keep Ikki away from his chest] I un-bring it, dammit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 01:12 am UTC (link)
	[sits on] ... the hell's wrong with you today? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 01:14 am UTC (link)
	[ is sat upon] This is like the third time I've said it! I'm sick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 01:18 am UTC (link)
	You don't even look sick. I look sick, you just look like you're hiding something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm hiding my sickness! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Whatever man just tell me already or I'll find out for myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 01:26 am UTC (link)
	[burrows his face in his arms why is this my liiiife] 'MaGIRLokay (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intoastorm 2010-04-12 01:30 am UTC (link)
	What was that? I couldn't hear your admit to defeat over the sound of my victory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_turningtr279 2010-04-12 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I'M A GIRL, YOU STUPID CROW, IT'S KIND OF FUCKING OBVIOUS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)