The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO STEVE JINKS AND MYKA BERING:

I saw that Claudia has departed.

I suggest we move speedily to request Claudia's belongings before some Neanderthal damages them attempting to store them. Not to mention attempting to exploit her work and that of past Warehouse agents whose work she built on.

Perhaps we could even simplify that process. Steve, would you be comfortable with taking over her apartment and all of its contents, assuming the bureaucracy does not interfere?

I think I'll lock myself away like I did on Mother's Day

Does anybody else from universes similar to this one feel kind of weird watching movies or reading books anymore?

DON'T PANIC!

Have a happy Towel Day everyone!

Filter: Helena G. Wells
How do you feel about the theatre?

Filter: Warehouse 13
Sometime this week we should all get together again.

(ooc: backdated to mid-day on May 6)

Filter: Warehouse 13

Let's get this out of the way.

I look like I'm 14. I'm not the only one. No, there doesn't seem to be an artifact, if there even are artifacts here.

Yeah, it kinda sucks, but I'm fine. Really.

I think I repressed a good portion of how little I liked being a teenager.

The memories were bad eno Please tell me this isn't a permanent thing?

TEXT MESSAGE TO CLAUDIA DONOVAN

»We're absolutely sure there aren't any artifacts here, right?
»Right?

Alright. If everyone that's had their physical age messed with recently could answer the following questions, I'll do everything I can to help you. You can make the filter private to me if there's anything you'd rather not say publicly.

1. When did you first notice the change? Where were you when that happened?
2. Is the change just physical, or have you (or anyone else) noticed a change in your memories or mental state as well?
3. Been anywhere unusual recently, or noticed anyone unusual hanging around you and/or the Tower? Anything that you've noticed that was strange could be a clue, an indication of magic.

I'd also suggest doing a careful sweep of the room you were in when you noticed the change, to make sure there isn't anything new or weird or out of place. It's probably a long shot because I doubt this was magic from my world, but no harm in checking anyway.

Until this gets sorted out, if there's anything you need, let me know and I'll see what I can do.

( filtered: kate bishop (616) | fox mulder )
( filtered: illyana )

For those of you currently experiencing the joys of being older or younger than your current age, I'd like to let you know that I'm having Happy and a few other employees meet in the lobby with some more age appropriate clothing for you. There will be a wide range of selections, and we'll also have things like brassieres for those finding themselves differently shaped and step stools for those who are much shorter than they were.

ETA is currently 10 minutes.

out walkin today, I seen someone wearin my ma's hat. took it off their head an' put it on mine.

bein' here still ain't a picnic, but I got my ma's hat now.

»I give up.

Filter: Warehouse 13 folks

We all need to meet up and figure out some things, soon. I'm assuming meeting in a public place is a bad idea.

Where should we meet, and when?

I interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday to present this:



Also: I want a Bioshock Infinite t-shirt.
Alsoalso: we need a gaming night on the 13th floor one of these nights.

Lastly: My actress guest-starred on another TV show, and I look AWESOME with long curly brown hair. Do you think that's her natural hair? It's killer. I think I'm actually jealous. Jinks, if I did a hairstyle change, would that be too creepy? Art imitating life imitating art imitating life?

My roommate went and disappeared.

Which means I can now booby trap the entire apartment for funsies to test DT's and my defenses and reaction times until the next one shows up!

For those interested, and those I may or may not be requiring to come on condition of our friendship, I should have my epic Dungeons and Dragons campaign of AWESOMITUDE done by like Saturday and I promise I'll unbooby trap the apartment for it.

Unless I forget one or two. I mean it's not anything LETHAL. Or shouldn't be.

Anyway if you want me to forward you stuff so you could make your own character instead of using one of my B.A. premades of excellence can totes do that.

[Filtered to Deadpool]

So how could I bribe you into being a test subject for saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay an afternoon?

I have been in this world for 8 months now. Well, 8 months and a few days. To those who are hoping to stay: look, there's hope! To those who want to leave: well, um, there's only really a few of us who are here, so there's hope for you too.

I apparently, was (and probably still am) one of those peoples who would prefer to stay. I really had nothing to keep me attached to my old world so, fresh start? Yes, please.

It was fucking tough though. Because you're in NYC, and there's not like I have a college degree or a high school diploma on hand that would get you into a good place to work. And the fact that places don't need more people slash hiring better people than you. It took me six months to finally find a place I can stay in. (Contrary to what you may think, no, not everyone is all "oh hey you look like so-and-so" or "you're that character and we'd love to have you", especially when we were just arriving and not many people knew about it.) But, in the end, hey, I got a job. It's not glamorous and the customers piss me off one too many times but I got something.

But I've grown to like this place, even with the occasional asshole here or there (because really, what place isn't like that), and the people that I hadn't expected to come here apparently are, so it's not so bad. I'm not particularly going anywhere with this but before I start sounding like a gigantic sap, I'm going to stop right here.

( all unfiltered, but trigger warning for mentions of psychosis )

Filter: Archibald Hopper

You had mentioned earlier you did therapy? I think ... I think I might need some.

Yesterday, in Claudia Donovan is awesome, I had to hand correct some reverse geocoding that the mapping software was messing up. Google could place it correctly on a map, but not this ridiculous counter-intuitive mapping software. Super annoying.

Filter: Jinks

I mean, good god, at least the Warehouse had easy-to-grasp software. Maybe a little too easy to grasp, at first, but I fixed that. Wish this software were the same way. Am I trying too hard to sound normal now? I am, aren't I? Do you think people can tell?

Filter: Caroline Forbes

Sorry it took so long to get back to you. You still interested in the whole shelter thing? Got you a sit down with my boss on Tuesday, over lunch. She can't hire you, but she can at least point you in the right direction.

http://www.altavista.com

I don't get what the big deal is about green beer. Phellep nectar comes in a variety of shades. I drank a pink red one once. I'm also not sure I understand why everyone seems to think pinching and kissing random strangers is a good idea. A man tried to pinch me for not wearing green at a bar and I broke his fingers retaliated.

[Moya]
I have an idea. I'd like your help with it. It's for Rygel and he can never know it's coming from me.

[John]
How is Gilina? I noticed you two have been spending time together.

St. Patrick's Day is over! Nurse your hangovers, pack away your green mardi-gras beads and Annie get yer gun. (Not.. actually you, Annie. It's a musical.)

ANYWAY, know what time it is?

DARCY'S FOURTH ANNUAL POTTS/STARK NERF WAR

What that means:

Last Man Standing. Spans over BOTH towers, for people who are over in Stark's tower for work and whatnot. Biology/Chemistry type labs are OFF LIMITS. You won't like Bruce when he's angry.

Everyone is going to get a nerf gun & a tag attached to their door on the morning of Friday, March 22nd. IT WILL LAST UNTIL THERE IS ONE PERSON LEFT. Usually takes about 48 hours.

IF YOU WISH TO PARTICIPATE, attach the tag to your persons whenever you are in the tower, IT HAS TO BE VISIBLE.

If you don't want to join in, don't wear a tag and surrender your gun to me.

NO SHOOTING UNTAGGED PEOPLE. Likewise, no hiding your tag. If you want to play, be fair about it.

ANYWAY. If you shoot someone with a tag fairly, you get their tag and so on and so forth. If they have 5 tags from people they killed, you get all of them. Winner is whoever has the most tags in the end FROM FAIR KILLS. Seriously, don't be a cheating douchebag.

OH AND because this needs to be said; No modding your guns. At all. (I'm looking at you, Mass Effect people.) Extra ammo is your responsibility - each gun comes with 6. Take the ammo from your "kills".

NO POWERS. Sorry about this one, but if you've GOT powers, at least TRY not to use them. Like no Force, or telepathically convincing someone to come out, or telekentically blocking doorways, that sort of thing. You should know what's right and wrong. This includes NO DRONES OR MECHANICAL HELP YOU BUILD.

Some tips;

Watch out for the spies & shooter people (No joke, they are scary MOFOs and usually win. Don't be sore about it, most of them save lives etc etc).

Don't shoot people who are carrying coffee. OW.

JUST HAVE FUN.

QUESTIONS, ETC give 'em to me.

Tags: !network post, alex summers / havok (616), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), caroline forbes (cw), commander shepard, darcy lewis, elspeth gordie, garrus vakarian, gilina renaez, henry pym jr, humberto lopez / reptil (616), jaina solo, james bond, jason brody, jeanne foucault / finesse (616), jessica day, jubilation lee (animated), kara thrace / starbuck, katniss everdeen, kitty pryde / shadowcat (616), lee adama / apollo, lizzie bennet, luke skywalker, mordin solus, natasha romanova / black widow (616), richard castle, ruby lucas / red, steve jinks, tali'zorah vas normandy, victor mancha, zoe washburne

Never minding that there are several things wrong with This infograph of lesbian and bi TV characters sorted into Hogwarts Houses, I'm just going to focus on Myka and HG. First of all, Myka might be book smart and all that, but she's totally a Gryffindor. Think Hermione Granger. That's Myka. Only more badass.

And HG Wells? The woman tried to destroy the world after being bronzed for like, ever. In her day, she was ridiculously ambitious, despite her gender - I mean, she's HG - freaking - Wells. I think we can safely call her a Slytherin. And, you know, with the whole trying to destroy the world thing, let's just go all out and call her a Death Eater. I could listen to arguments for Ravenclaw for her. Damn. Now I miss both HG and Myka. I wish Myka were back.

PS: Caprica Six is not a Death Eater. But I digress. Discuss amongst yourselves, if you so please.

Filter: Steve

What do you think I am? Slytherin? Or Hufflepuff? I'm not a Gryffindor, and well, definitely not a Ravenclaw. So. Sort me, Jinks. You have two minutes. Go!