The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO Raleigh:

-- I have a surprise for you.
-- Look out the window.

I did it. It finally happened. I didn't think this day would ever come. I finally finished everything in my Netflix queue.



Okay. I'm bored now.

To provide the same advice as 2,400 years ago, Be cheerful - enjoy your life. There is so much good to enjoy here, even amid the bad.

I don't like them.

Looks like I'll be teaching both Japanese and self defense through the ESD. If you're interested, you can sign up here. If you have any questions about either of the courses, please let me know.

I was walking down the street and found a plastic Easter egg.

There was $20 inside it.

What should I do with it?

TEXT TO RALEIGH:

-- Meet me at the park
-- It's the first day of spring.

The next few months should prove challenging, in terms of what's happening with the political system right now. It's probably pointless to ask how anyone is taking some of these candidates seriously after everything that's happened so far, but -- at the very least -- it's proven interesting as a spectator.

[OBI-WAN KENOBI]

Master Kenobi, I was wondering if you'd have time to join me for lunch tomorrow afternoon?

[JAINA SOLO]

I got your message; I'm sorry for taking so long to reply to you, Jaina. I know you and I haven't had many opportunities to speak to one another as of late. Given the situation -- given that your real mother is here now -- I understand why it's been difficult for you. I'd very much like the opportunity to speak to you more, though, if you're willing. I was thinking about going to the library later this afternoon if you'd like to join me.

[Private to Ororo Munroe]

Hello. My name's Raleigh Becket, and when was the last time I applied for a normal job?? I was wondering if there's any room for a Japanese class in the division. I know it's a little late in the game, but I drafted up a lesson plan if you're interested in taking a look. Either way, I noticed you need an instructor for self-defense, and I was told to get in touch with you.

[Private to Mako Mori]

I guess there really is a first time for everything. No one's ever bought be flowers before.

I had all but forgotten what the world could be like without the constant kaiju incursions. Peaceful, certainly, but also more fractured.

Oh well, hello there fine people of this not quite the city I just left. The name's Mars, Veronica Mars. Veronica "Danger" Mars if we're being technical.

Uh, here's the thing. I guess I was here before? And that's weird. So...hello again? Or for the first time?

Private to Sam

So. There was a note in the storage room I was shown to that was a little cryptic that tells me I should talk to you. About having been here before. I have to say, it's a little weird that Sam Winchester is talking to me and not from my fantasies so.

Uh, forget that last part.

So....

????

As much as I appreciate the evidence this provides to support the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, there are other places I would rather be.

Newton? This had better not be your fault.

( image, no filter )

Hold up. You can buy girl scout cookies online?

Peppeeeeeeeer.

I heard about this movie. I want to watch the first one, even if there's a kaiju in it. Raleigh and/or Newt?

It's strange that they do their marketing so suspiciously. If one was really paranoid, one might think someone was trying to hide something, not sell a movie. But that's just silly.

I'd get into how I can't believe any of this is really happening, but that'd be pretty old hat of me, huh? Not to mention untrue, but I gotta say, this isn't exactly how I remember 2016.



Mako? Are you out there?

Nothing like having a pack of dogs gang up on you during a walk. I got dragged half an avenue.

FILTERED TO PACIFIC RIMMERS:

If you want something from Australia, better tell me now.

FILTERED TO HERC HANSEN:

I gotta get out of here for a while. I got a week of vacation before I go into rotation. Heading to Syndey. Can you watch Max for me?

Clara and I are going to have a brainstorming session for another fundraiser. I might regret asking this, but does anyone have any suggestions?

While I'm asking questions, where is the best place to get my pilot's license? I'm a pilot, after all. (Moya, you could come with me! )

Mr. Stark, are you still working on that thing? I don't know if it's a secret or not so I will refer to it as The Thing.

FILTER: NEWT
Did she turn you into a newt? Are you still alive? Should I come check on you?

FILTER: CHUCK HANSEN
Are you going to use your Christmas present?

FILTER: RALEIGH
This weekend is their deathday. I don't know what to do.

[Filtered to Morrigan]

Soooooo.

Will this kill me?

[Pacific Rim Filter (Plus Alex)]

If a witch gives you a creepy hex bag is that a good or a bad thing?