The Doorway: a panfandom game

It's time to bust out a Tales from the Crypt marathon. Can't wait for that guy's terrible puns. They were killer.

I'm a little disappointed there are not enough archaeology jokes in the world as there are biology/chemistry.

Happy October, everyone. I'd say I hope this month is quiet, but I've already had a couple kids come up to me to tell me they're dressing up as Captain America for Halloween this year. I told them to send pictures my way after Halloween. I'll probably have a full mail box, but it'll be worth it.

Anyone have good ideas for Halloween costumes? I promise I won't steal your ideas. I am thinking about dressing up as something else, though. Just haven't decided what.

FILTERED TO: Cassie Sandsmark, Radical Edward, Henry Pym Jr, Dade Murphy, Kate Libby, Daisy Johnson; + Sharon Carter & Nick Fury (616):

I'd meant to send a message last week, but hello. For those of you I haven't met, I'm Steve Rogers. Agent Carter and I would like to talk to all of you about an idea she had. I'm offering to teach you how to fight in the field, individually and as a team. This isn't going to be a walk in the park, but if you're going to be getting into trouble, you need to be able to get out of trouble too, and give 'em hell while you're at it.

[Filtered to Andrea Rojas]

My camping worked.


My camping worked.


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What do I say to him?

Goddamn it Jim, I don't care what the scientists said when I came through I know you had something to do with this. Spock you green blooded hobgoblin I know you are around here too.

Just when I thought I was getting comfortable with used to the place. That was some curve ball.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers MCU]

Up for the drink now, if you're not busy saving this world at the moment.

[Filtered to Andrea Rojas]

Are you alri

I know you're super strong but

[...]

You okay?

Dios The 99 cent store is always a trap A very tempting, dollar-sucking trap

There's nothing quite like a dog following you around to really make you miss someone. I'd forgotten about Matty w

PEGGY CARTER:
PEPPER POTTS (MCU):

How are you feeling these days?

BUCKY BARNES (MCU):

You want a dog?

(I'm not serious.)

[Filtered to his face twins]


Might seem kind of random, but do any of you guys play pool? Or all of you. I don't care.

Text to Andrea Rojas

» It's just a matter of time

I watched Dodgeball for the first time today. That emptiness I was feeling in my soul is now filled. So much so that for a moment I contemplated suggesting a Potts Tower Dodgeball Tournament, before remembering that there might be some accidental deaths due to how many super powered people we have living here. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball thrown at you at 80+ MPH, right?

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Oh what the hell, I think I want to get one going anyway. Is anyone that's actually good at organizing things interested in helping?

Ten years ago in this world today, Willow made hundreds of girls into Slayer.

FILTERED PRIVATE:

And Anya and Spike and Amanda and all those girls died.

May the fourth be with you.



You'll have to pardon my lisp.


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And yes, I did wake up at 12:01am just to post this. Goodnight.

In the (VERY UNLIKELY) event I turn into a supervillain I have decided on a few things.

• My new code name will be Dr. Heat.
• I'm pretty sure I'll feel obligated to evil laugh multiple times a day.
• I'm trolling the tower for minions.

It never hurts to be prepared.

TEXT TO ANDREA ROJAS:

» So... Your shoulder. What happened?

If someone made a film of your life story (or another film,) and you could cast anyone to play you (except whoever actually plays you in the film of your life story, cheaters,) who would you pick?

Iskenderun's changed since last I passed through. Eight hours ago.

How's Sam's?

Text message to Andrea Rojas:

» If you were a book
» I'd cross-reference you with sexy.
» That was a joke by the way
» I figured I'd start with something other than my usual awkward heys

I've generally avoided banks since arriving here. Then when I need to go, it gets robbed.

Working with a mostly new 'team', that was an experience.