The Doorway: a panfandom game

[TEXT TO JESSE PINKMAN]

» Where are you??

[TEXT TO MICHAEL CARTER (BOOSTERGOLD)]

» Hi.

[TEXT TO SANTANA, KURT, RACHEL]

» Going to join the circus as a magician's assistant.
» Or go work at a strip club.
» If I turn up on an episode of Law and Order I want that Munch guy to investigate. He's hot.
» BCK is in charge of my things. He forged a POA.

I rocketted that audition and I've got a callback tomorrow!

So... I should probably feel compelled to weigh in on the Bat Affleck deal, right? I mean... I know Batman. He hates me. I can't say I'm too fond of him either. My best friend thought he was pretty cool though and he seemed to respect the bestie's abilities. Really. The only thing he found wrong with Ted was, well, me. Anyway, Batman's a jerk and Affleck can't do worst than Val Kilmer or George Clooney in the role, right? Just, you know, as long as they stay away from the rubber bat nipples.

So, yeah. Batman and Superman get their movies. Green Arrow has a television show. Meanwhile a Booster Gold television series is still a rumor around SyFy. If they go through with it do you think I can convince them to let me play myself?

I'm going to go with the unpopular opinion here. And say that Ben Affleck will probably be a good Batman.

He's always struck me as a bit of a colossal douchebag.

Okay so that time I wished I had a bunch of kittens? Yeah. So apparently Barnabas C. Klangsington was neutered a few weeks too late and now all his kittens are showing up looking for him. Why couldn't he just pay child support like everybody else?

He's very angry right now. They haven't made it up to our floor but he's hoarding the whiskas and the temptations like it's Hurricane Season in Miami Beach.

No, Big Pet Industry-- I don't want to star in your processed junk cat food commercial. I only ever fed that to cats when I didn't know any better.

No, Jaguar-- I'm not "purrrrfect" for your new campaign.

Anyone else had any insulting offers?

I'd ask Steph if someone wanted her to do waffle mix, but she's gone.


[Private to Nolan!Selina]

If your life has been anything like mine, hope you haven't seen any "ghosts."

If you had the idiotic "amnesiac flight attendant turned pet store owner" life... no comment.

I know it's been awhile... but I still miss Booker. The day just doesn't feel right without him glowering at me at least once.

I'm just... I'm glad I'm not seeing these ghost things or whatever they are. I all ready won't shut up about Ted. Can you imagine what it would be like if I saw him walking around here? I'm sorry for those of you who are seeing things. Especially the painful memories. I know it must be hard.

Today was supposed to be a great day because my best friend and Ex Lady Lover came back or came out of the closet or something. But then I officially found the first sign of the upcoming 2014 apocalypse.

I blame the Leprechauns.


The world is a dark horrible place now.

I know I should probably be complaining but come on! I sparkle!

Brittany are you sparkling? Someone else has to find this amazing. Booker? BOOKER! Bookerbookerbookerbooker?!

I am going to try out to be a Rockette!

I bet I'll totally make it because my dance moves are awesome and I have friends that are rocks.

For those of you wondering... I'll be sticking around. Don't worry, I know how much you'd all miss me if I left.

Here's a fun game. Distract me from thinking about who I miss by telling me about who YOU miss.

( Private to Brittany Pierce )

How am I supposed to get endorsement deals when people are actively protesting my existence?

Sometimes I miss just being able to draw ponies.

It's like this brave new world doesn't want me to quit smoking after all.

Pretty sure you all can forgive my late introduction considering there's more important stuff going on. Lois Lane.

Who: Michael Carter (and Skeets)
Where: His room
What: Soul searching and hating on costume redesigns
When: July 2
Rating/Warning: Uh... low.
Status: Close, Complete.

( Maybe there was a place where their antics weren't over but had just begun )

Well, New York City is cleaner than Metropolis, that's for sure.

I know I shouldn't be too upset. It's not like no one can control who stays and who goes, but this is shite. I guess it helps that I know Mickey and Martha will eventually find each other. I just hope he knows how sorry I am.


Filter to Ianto Jones and Jack Harkness

Two of my favourite men. Please tell you have something strong to drink? I've already finished off what I have.

Okay, so a number of you are running into this problem too so... how do you deal with having your entire life basically out there? Your successes, failures, secrets? The worst days of your life?

This sucks. I miss him even more now

You're all such a miserable bunch. Death this, suicide that, revolution this, war that.

Me, I played hopscotch with a bunch of hipsters this morning.