The Doorway: a panfandom game

Encrypted Post to Borderlands Bros in Safehousing Goodness

soooooooooooooooooooooo glad we took that job offer!

Filtered: Maya & Mordecai

I got something you could tear up, even save a life in the process. No red tape.

Finally played through some of the Headhunter DLC in the game I'm from. Man, they had Zombie TK Baha in one of them. Poor TK. Man, I liked that one-legged blind crazy dude. Sucks seeing him as a zombie but hey, at least he's not dead.

[Filtered to Maya]

Hey, chica. Let's go out tonight. Found this group that does something called parkour. Me? I call it 'getting around Pandora on a normal day'. There's some of them doing some training tonight. I reckon we show up and make 'em look like amateurs.

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Man, I gotta stop taking Bloodwing Junior into work. She keeps trying to eat the mail. Except if I leave her at home, she's gonna eat my sofa.

Now this is a little more like home. Computers with attitude that are trying to maim or kill you. Though I coulda done without Blood killing the toaster this morning. I mean, I'm sure the toaster deserved it but damn if it wasn't noisy. And she left little toaster bits all over the floor and nearly stepped on them when I got up.

Dining hall patrons beware. I suck at food service. If you don't want mashed potato volcanoes don't come see me.

MORDECAI

DID THEY DEMOTE YOU. WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK.
I don't even know how to make food beyond chicken noodle soup.
i'm going to die. I can't shoot things!
This is hell.

Mordecai
Just me or were those interviews like sleep walking through a park? Yeesh. They ain't got shit on Handsome Jack, huh? Drinks? Dinner? Hey our date! Let's do that.

Public
Today I built a snow man. Then a few more. Then phaselocked them into the trees. I wonder how many people got terrified by snowmen in trees? I mean, they weren't nice looking... oops?

This place is making me soft.

Mordecai
Hey. Got something to admit to you. Der.

Gaige
Let's hit up a paintball arena or something
I WANNA HURT SOMETHING.
and not kill it because I can't do that here.

BLARGH.

[Filtered to Maya]

Hey, chica! Did you count your kills in London?

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That shit in London was awesome. Just like being back on Pandora. Though with less psychos throwing axes at me. Bastards. Those things freaking hurt.

FILTER | Chapel, Foucault, Kirk (TOS), Maximoff, Maya, Mordecai, Rogers, and Summers

Agents, confirm current location.

FILTER | Refugees who went to Asgard

Volunteers, thank you for your service and welcome back. If you had a return date post-12/31, check in below. If you are classified as a minor by SHIELD, also include your current location.

Last night I found myself out in the city helping keep order and prevent looting. I couldn't help but be struck by the irony that if I were at home, I'd no doubt be organizing the looting and not preventing it. If not that, I'd be trying to find a way to sell the goods.

Mordecai
I'm bored. Let's go out tonight!

Gaige
I realllllllllyyyyyy miss looting. and killing things. and stuff. damn it.

public
I've discovered I am seriously missing the fun of home. There's nothing quite like hunting down a bad guy, shooting him in the face and taking his shit for fun. Plus? Gun upgrades? Awesome. and new abilities? Also awesome. Here? My gun's still the same. I'm not a fan. I kinda miss crazy days.

Dude you guys get real uptight over a little looting.

GAIGE! MORDECAI! CHRISTMAS. It looks like a badass holiday! Which is why I GOT YOU BOTH PRESENTS!!!

Filter: Mordecai
Of course I got you a couple extra tooooooo

Well shit. Guess all these itchy red spots all over me are this chicken pox thing? Man, I ain't been sick in years. Shot, stabbed, generally battered, sure. Sick? Nope.

Hey, can birds get this? A chicken is a type of bird.

[Borderlands Bros]

Yo, losers. Wanna go fuck shit up on an alien planet? See if SHIELD will let you off your leash.

GAIGE! MORDECAI!

I got us a turkey. And stuffin. And stuff. And I even looked up how to make it all! I GOT THIS Ya'll!

I'm actually kind of excited. We never really had holidays like this back home. Who can say no to stuffing their face anyways?

Filter: gaige, mordecai
Is it wrong to get down in the dumps cause people get all twitchy when you phaselock them? I'm a little sad everyone's like OMG GONNA DIE... and piff. and stuff.

Mordecaaaaaaaaaai - more drinks?

I love Halloween. Wish we had this back on Pandora. Or really any of the places I've been. I love costumes. They're so much fun!!!!!!

Private: Mordecai
I have one I want to show youuuuuuu

Private: Gaige
SOOoooo OOo o oo any new robots lately??? Are you going to scare trick or treaters, by the way!?

So. Who do I speak to about getting a window fixed in my apartment?

[Filtered to the Sniper Group] (currently Booth, House & Maya from this post. if anyone else wants in, just assume you're in and your character contacted Mordecai at some point. the more, the merrier.)

Good news is I've managed to get the power levels up on the nerf guns. Bad news is it's got a hair trigger at the moment and not only did I shoot the window out, I also shot Bloodwing Junior. I'll get back on the job once Blood lets me out of the closet.

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