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Mar. 2nd, 2013


[info]topbarrister

As a boy, I read comic books. Thus, I have a long-standing question that I find I am now able to (perhaps) find an answer to:

What on earth were you all keeping in all those pouches?

They were strapped to every thigh, wrapped around every waist...one little pouch after another, just rows upon rows of them. So please, tell me what was in there. Then maybe I can stop imagining you all carrying 15 pagers a piece on your thigh, or stowing bullets like individually wrapped snack cakes.

Mar. 1st, 2013

[info]amber_waves

OKAY after having some squirmy little maggot of a child be disappointed because I wasn't a "thuperhewo", I'm going to indulge my wounded self-esteem and actually open a thread of conversation. Please don't use this as an opportunity to showcase your latent stupidity.

Besides your obvious talents/powers/abilities, what else can you do? Stuff your show or book or whatever didn't pick up on.

  • I can sing songs provided they're not in the range of dog-whistling.
  • I can make my mother cry in 30 seconds or less.
  • I boost moral while digging up a grave. This has been proven.


The kid showed a lot more respect when I implied that the next grave I dug would be his.

Feb. 27th, 2013


[info]singletonjones

RP Log; Bridget Jones & Mark Darcy

Who: Mark Darcy & Bridget Jones
What: A Valentine’s Evening amongst roommates.
Where: Their flat.
When: 14 February, evening. (BACKDATED like whoa!)
Rating: Low
Status: Complete




Mark Darcy had been living in alternate reality New York City for a month now, and though he couldn’t call it ideal, he was managing. )

Feb. 26th, 2013


[info]topbarrister

I've found I miss the strangest things about London.

I miss my family and friends, of course, but that is to be expected. There's nothing unusual about that. It's the odd little things that make me stop and think "Now why should I even notice that?"

I miss walking across the street - just walking across, without bothering about getting to the corner. I miss Penn State Sour Cream & Chive Pretzels. I miss public loo stalls that go all the way to the floor.

Odd, isn't it? I can still cross streets. There are dozens of flavors of pretzels. The public loos are perfectly serviceable. It's just that it's not home.

Feb. 15th, 2013

[info]deviledham

[Filtered to Neal Caffrey]
Neal.

I'd really like to believe this is some elaborate con you've set up for a potentially good reason, that you somehow forgot to tell me about it, and that I'll come around a corner to find you and Mozzie doing something you really shouldn't.

But.

I think this may be beyond even your ability. No offense. Television? I did not see that coming. I'm fairly certain all those years at Quantico weren't completed with an 80s montage, so it's a little hard to swallow. I feel like I'm we're through the looking glass.

You are there, right?
[End Filter]

[Filtered to Diana Barrigan and Sara Ellis]
Diana. Sara. Tell me this isn't as weird as I think it is. Tell me it's a huge prank, because I'm pretty sure I was just at S.H.I.E.L.D... and there was a guy there I would swear reminded me of a comic book character named Thor. Hammer and all.

I should probably mention that I read comics when I was growing up. I suspect you may have already guessed that. Judge if you want, but you should know Captain America is why I love my country.

Don't tell Neal.

Oh, I forgot to say hello. Hello.
[End Filter]

Hello. My name is Peter Burke and I'm overwhelmed right now.

Feb. 11th, 2013


[info]topbarrister

Text to Bridget Jones

[Text to Bridget Jones]
>> I assume you have plans for the holiday
>> Let me know if I need to vacate the flat

Feb. 8th, 2013


[info]swordofjedi

So when is the holiday for single people? Or is that just every day other than February 14th?

[info]openbook

So I came across this today on the internet while searching for a bail jumper. All I could think of was, "Man, I know a lot of guys this could pertain to."

Cut not filtered, and hey, it's probably about you. )

Feb. 1st, 2013


[info]topbarrister

Text to Bridget Jones

>> Pray tell, is there a reason
>> An explanation of any kind
>> For why the remote control is in the refrigerator?
>> I await enlightenment with bated breath.

Jan. 30th, 2013


[info]topbarrister

Cramming twenty years of history, law, and culture into a span of two weeks has been a rather absorbing task. In my effort to make myself into a modern gentleman, I fear I've failed entirely in the most basic of politeness. My only defense is that the Internet was a much smaller affair when I last was, and I was therefore unaware of the necessity of introductions here.

My name is Mark Darcy. I am a barrister, specialising in human rights law, lately of London. My London is rather lacking in wizards, dragons, or superheroes, so I apologise in advance if I am temporarily struck dumb by any of you. I also must apologise belatedly to the young ladies who were snapping in and out of visibility in the lobby some time ago - I assure you, I did not mean to offend with any undue attention.

Jan. 18th, 2013


[info]suspendered

network post: ben stone

I have been informed that I should type here and that this device is a computer in the year 2013. St. Patrick's should still be holding mass every day, as this is Manhattan. I shall need to study the penal code and case law, for New York state and national courts, and will look into means in the morning. Tonight, I am jetlagged.

Jan. 14th, 2013


[info]singletonjones

RP Thread; Mark Darcy & Bridget Jones

WHO: Bridget Jones & Mark Darcy.
WHAT: There is nothing like a sudden, unexpected roomie.
WHEN: Monday morning
WHERE: Room 307, Their room.
RATING/WARNINGS: None currently.
STATUS: In Process



A pink post-it was stuck to her bedroom door with her weight from yesterday (133lbs, v. v. bad, clearly something had attached to her on her way through the blue glowy cube). )

Nov. 24th, 2012


[info]peppers

Hello, everyone. My name is Virginia Potts. I'm better known as (and answer to) the moniker that Tony gave me many years ago, Pepper.

I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all to the Refugee Network. Tony Stark - as well as many others - created the network so you would have a safe space to talk without the prying eyes of the media. I'd like to give them a warm thank you for their hard work.

Some of you have been here for a while, and as of today, the Tesseract has given us more refugees than it has in the previous five months, and it's still going. I'd like to take a moment to thank the hard-working men and women of S.H.I.E.L.D. for their diligence and perseverance. Without their quick thinking when refugees began to appear, this would have been nearly impossible for any one of us to handle.

And on that note, Director Fury has asked me to pass along the message that they are in dire need for Administrative Staff to help with processing. Anyone who is interested can pass on a note to your Housing Assistant.

Speaking of, there should be one Housing Assistant per two floors (and in one case, three floors). Should you require any assistance, they should be able to help you. Potts Tower is not a new building, but we have gutted it, given it an ARC reactor for clean energy, a full service gym in the basement, an outdoor patio and pool area, and an entertainment area. We plan to utilize all of these areas in the upcoming holiday season in the hopes that it helps alleviate some of the melancholy of being without your families.

Once again, welcome to the Refugee Network and Potts Tower, and I look forward to getting to know you.

-Virginia Potts

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