The Doorway: a panfandom game

In case you were wondering, the tesseract is still a piece of shit

Eddie's gone, too. At least, I can't find him anywhere. Thanks, Tesseract. It's not like I actually like having friends or anything.

But, hey, happy belated zombie Jesus day. I celebrated by eating my weight in peeps and Cadbury eggs. #noregrets

Something I never thought I'd be good at? Parenthood.

[Sage]
( Potential trigger warning )

[ETA: Refugee Health professional types + Sydney]
So um...I...need a head doctor to talk to. One of those psychiatrist types

This better be one of those things where we're gonna wake up and it'll be over. Got switched around with my sisters before. No idea who this person is I'm looking like now, and it feels bloody weird being her, too.

My daughter knows it's not me looking like me right now, but she doesn't get that I'm me looking like this. How the hell do you explain it to a kid?

Fuck you, Tesseract.

For those who knew him, Dimitri just vanished.

(ETA, because bond is useful) Christian's gone, too.

I'm glad everyone is feeling better, at least I believe everyone is feeling better right? If not I'll try and-

[Sydney]

I don't think I got a chance to fully thank you for meeting with me before going to space. Thank you.

Sorry NYPD. I'm breaking up with you

What Ridiculous Dream Job Were You Destined To Do?

You got: Professional Puppy-Sitter
Congratulations! You get to play with puppies all day long. You get to snuggle them, and pet them, and hug them, and then you get paid. What a job!

( cut for image )

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Pretty useful stuff to know around here.

In other news, I am really glad to be back to normal. Being sick sucks ass.

Also, backstage.com picked me to be an extra in this fight scene, so I guess March is really looking up.

[Filtered to Ascension Crew + SWORD + Claire Wise]

We've made our case with the Celestials. Nearly all of you handled yourself admirably, with composure, and brought to this mission the consideration and gravitas it deserved. I would be happy to offer all of those over the age of 18 a position at the Sentient World Observation and Response Department (S.W.O.R.D.)

Otherwise, grab food. Debrief will begin at 1330. SWORD personnel, They deferred judgement while we were there and rather strongly implied that we would be best served returning home. A full report is pending, expect it on your desks by 1800.

And Mr. Barnes, will you please return your stolen wildlife to wherever you found it.

[Filtered to Upper level SHIELD]

I have transcripts of the testimonies from the Ascension. Some are more interesting than others, but we might wish to earmark a couple for recruitment

[Filtered to Claire Wise]

How are my girls?

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff]

Salazar took your girl into custody.

Who: White Event people who went to space
Where: The Ascension, upper exosphere
What: The case for Earth
Status: IC/OOC.
Note: This plot is open to all white event people wanting to go. If you haven't tagged in on Felix's post.

( We can beat them, just for one day )

To those who are still standing.

Tomorrow morning at 0515, SWORD will be taking its vessel, the Ascension, to meet this fleet and argue the case for earth. While it does not appear to be essential that we go to meet them, it will show a stronger front to face them head on. This is a chiefly diplomatic mission, and any attempts at offense are inappropriate.

Those who are willing to help, please respond. Selection will be commeasurate with experience, purpose, and projected image. We will be leaving from Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn. Thank you.

Felix Blake
Sentient World Observation and Response Department.

[Filtered to Abigail Brand, Carol Danvers (EMH)]

Well. Damn.

Hell of a welcome, looks like I got here just in time for some plague that affects dhampirs and vampires along with humans, what the hell

I haven't felt this bad since, well, ever. Seriously, I had more energy than this after I was restored.

Posted via Journaler.

I think I spoke too soon about not being sick yet.

What the fuck is this shit? Is this what actually having the flu is like? I wouldn't know because Dhampirs don't get sick. I have never in my life had so much as a cold. Whatever this flu is, it's really not normal.

I wanted to apologize for my really rude first post on this network. I was disoriented and I wasn't going to leave my brother to die in that mountain. I needed to know that he was safe. I make no excuses for my behavior, only ask for some understanding.

I guess I should probably introduce myself. My name is Octavia Blake. Bellamy's my brother. This world is nothing like the one I just came from, even though they're both called Earth. We're from the future, but I don't know if it's this world's future. That sounds crazy. It sounds weird to say, too. I don't know.

Can I start over?

Sydney, just so you know, this does not count as your one cup of coffee a day.

Now that I've had a few days to adjust to a human schedule, I have to admit it's a little excited to be in New York City. It's a place I've always wanted to visit and never really had a chance to. Too dangerous at home My friends have told me a little about this version of New York, including that I was apparently here before, so I'm really sorry if I don't remember you.

For those who actually don't know me, I'm Jillian Mastrano, but everyone just calls me Jill. If someone could point me at the best places to shop when you don't have access to a small fortune, that would be great.

( Sydney )

Hey. I know you're kind of dealing with a lot already, but I need to talk to you about something.

( Cut for Ruby Circle Spoilers )
Mike, I know how you feel now.

[Filtered to VA World - Zoe]

Adrian and I have something to share with you all.

[Filtered to Zoe Sage]

I have something important to tell you.

[THERE WILL BE RUBY CIRCLE SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS]

( spoilers for The Ruby Circle )

As kidnappings go, this was simultaneously the most painful and least scary. Well, least scary once everything was explained to me. That pamphlet was really very helpful. They told me people I know are here. Eddie? So consider this my official request for a roll call, please.

( Potts Tower Youth Center Staff - mildly spoilery for The Ruby Circle again )

( Adrian Ivashkov )

I know you're here, because I can feel you through the bond. Why is the bond active again? Did you go back off your medication? You feel really

[OOC: THERE COULD BE SPOILERS FOR THE RUBY CIRCLE IN THE COMMENTS]

We're out.

( Filtered to those who were in Rose's dungeon thing )

I'm sorry.

( Filtered to Jack and Ianto )

This is me calling in sick for, like, the next two days.

Well late night television here certainly isn't boring.

[VA World and Rose's friends]

I think I know where Rose is and I don't think any of you are going to believe me.