The Doorway: a panfandom game

Hello, world!

I've never been to New York. And this muggle technology might as well be magic! This is great. I want to get a Roomba. One of the people I brandished my wand at told me about Roombas on the way over.

FILTERED TO KATNISS EVERDEEN:

You okay?

FILTERED TO SPIDER-BROS:

For once, it wasn't us.

With all this cold weather, I have to admit, I'm appreciating this new internal furnace more and more and more.

Word of advice: lightning storms are bad. What the fuck was that last night?

FILTERED TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS:

Got a big project I've been working on for Max over here at Horizon and it's been eating up my free time, but before I forget....

(Because I will I forget, and then I'll realize I needed to let people know when I'm on the flight out, and that's probably when MJ goes, "Peter, did you tell everyone?" And I go, "Oh, whoops.")

Feb 15th-21st. Me and MJ are off to lands afar for the week. I'll bring back Hawaiian coffee long as everyone behaves themselves.

[Filter to Parker Bros]

Here goes Since we all know that our Saturday night planning is horrible, who wants an impromptu trip to Virginia to save the beach goers from some Godzilla action?

Fucking hell. Snow. Again. Times like this makes me miss Houston.

FILTERED TO PARKER BROS:

Still no sign of other Kravinoffs. No Ana. No Alyosha. No Vladimir. No Sasha. This world can't be that different, can it?

This new year doesn't seem very different from the last, so far as I can tell. But I still don't entirely understand the way this city or this world works.

HAWKEYES/ARCHERS*

I got my bow just before Christmas.

Does anyone want to spar? I could use a distraction.

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!

Because this game is massive, and even if every character just sent ONE package to anyone, it would end up being so many posts that it would overrun the game. So to save our friends lists from imploding, we the moderators are asking that you fill out this form and reply HERE. It'll make it easier to find (Control-F is a lovely thing!) and we won't have to abuse our scroll button. Here's how we're going to do it. You will post for one character with everything that they got for their friends/family/etc. Make sure to tag your character and all the characters that yours gave gifts too as soon as you get their information up! <b>Character name:</b> Name! <b>GIFTS:</b> • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present. • <b>Giftee:</b> Present.

FILTERED TO ALL SPIDER-PEOPLE (aka Spiders + Team Ultimate):

So, who here likes making kidlets happy? 'Cause I could use a few extra sets of hands with giving out donated gifts. Trust me, you guys want in on this.

Anyone want a large glass pickle jar? It was currently being used as a swear jar.

FILTERED TO PARKERS BROS:

Been keeping my ears to the ground, and I haven't heard a peep about my least favorite supervillain in the world since the zoo. Probably for the best. I might kill him and revive him again if I caught up with him.

Been keeping my eye on things around the club. If he's got your scent, Parker, then better safe than sorry.

Parker Bros.:

Y'know how every so often, a familiar face pops up in this world? No, not Morlun. Yet. Thankfully.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616 & BEN REILLY:

I'm sorry.

FILTERED TO HAECHI:

I remember you.

Today would have been my daughter's 17th birthday if the Tesseract hadn't taken her back. I hope that wherever she is out there, she is happy and healthy.

FILTERED TO 616 SPIDER-FAMILY:

Listen you three. We've lost half our family in the last few months, so I just wanted to tell you all that you mean the world to me. We're family, and that means no matter where you are or what you need, we'll be there for each other. As long as we're here I love you.

And yes, that includes you too, Kaine.

Filter: Peter Parker (616), Ben Reilly, Kaine Parker, MJ Watson

JD was not around when I woke up. I found her phone and her things, and her scent led nowhere. She's gone.

added hours later
Filter: Friends

My girlfriend has gone back home through the Tesseract. I also got a memory upgrade around the same time.

Thanks to an episode of Mythbusters, it has come to my attention that anything is science if you write it down. And that you can quote yourself as much as you want if you're the preeminent authority on something. So I'm conducting a scientific survey. For science. And I'd like honest answers from as many of you as possible:

How many of you have "died" at least once?

Please note if you died and came back, died and turned into a hell beast, nearly died but were never actually dead, returned after being missing and presumed dead, faked your own death, or had your death faked by another.

Your response may include the circumstances of your not-death, if you wish to disclose them. I encourage this if it's a good story. Otherwise, you know. Keep your shit to yourself.

Filter to Kaine:

Where the hell are you?

Filter to Friends (minus Kaine):

So, yay, vacay time! Heading off tonight, so see you all on the flip side a week from now. Not really going to be on the network, so if the usual shit that always happens happens, just text me.

FILTERED TO FLASH THOMPSON:

What the fuck are you doing?

FILTERED TO BEN & PETER 616:

I know you two wouldn't be involved in Connors bullshit unless you felt guilty or responsible, so which is it?