The Doorway: a panfandom game

Selina Kyle is gone.

Looks like Johnny's gone. Back to being by myse I'm really starting to hate this pl

Text to Jubilee:
>> So. When are we doing this?

Added after this.
Texts to the X-Men & Magneto (The Elder), i.e. this filter*
>> We're having a pizza party.
>> Tonight.
>> You're invited.
>> There might be dancing l8ter. (Why is that 8 necessary?)
>> "Clubbing." (No seals.)
>> Bring appropriate shoes.

TEXTS TO JUBILEE:

» I'm gonna regret this Where's a good place to take a woman on a date in this damn city, kid?

TEXTS TO JEAN GREY:

» So 'bout that camping trip you shot me down for last time...

[X-Men + Magnetos]
So Mags Jr. and I are going clubbing and you're all invited. Discuss.

[Alex]
I could be wrong, but this might be the weirdest moment of my life.

Jubilee tells me cats and moving pictures and moving pictures of cats are very much in vogue here. I don't understand this century. Or, for that matter, how my phone ended up covered in sparkles.

Filtered: Charles Xavier (movies)

I don't kn Do you play chess?

Please remind me how anyone could enjoy the particular pastime of swimming. It seems to lead to terrible consequences. My name is Erik and I don't want to be here. I'm told I'm not alone here.

This is not an entirely unwelcome turn of events.

Hello, my name is Professor Charles Xavier. I'm told some of my people might be here.

Other day, when I say it was good to be Remy? Shoulda known I curse myself. Ain't ever gonna enjoy 80s pop music again, that for certain. Why nobody tell me Deadpool was here, and I don't even wanna know how he turn my restroom to a livin room.

Rifle guitar was a nice touch, and I seen worse, but not much. Put on a shirt, mon ami. For all our sake, neh?

The Warriors Three and I have found a new occupation for ourselves. There is a sport called Parkour and it is ever so entertaining. The Midgardians we sported with were quite impressed with our athleticism and skills, particularly when I vaulted over a moving elevated train. It was quite enjoyable. I think I shall partake in it again.

[Thor (616) and Torunn]

How are the two of you settling in? Is there anything I may do to make your time here more comfortable or to assist you? I do not confess to be an expert on things Migard, but I have been here over a year now and have become reasonably acquainted with this fine city.

Got myself up to see those folk at SHIELD and put in one of them forms for anythin they had lyin around with my name on it. Turn out pretty good, seem they had a new coat and some throwin cards. Then I got home, found some shrimp creole and peach cobbler waitin for me. Jerky, too.

Good day to be Remy.

[ Filtered to X-Men / Mutants ]

It hasn't escaped my attention that the past few weeks have been difficult. In order to raise morale, I've rented a private space [address] and am hosting a Punch and Pie gathering.

You bring the punch, I provide the pie and the boxing ring. Talking to you about your feelings is never, in any universe, going to happen, but I'm happy to help you hit it out.

I'm thinking this for food. I hope it's sufficient (but given that I've already paid for it, if it isn't, too bad).

[ /Filter ]

Something about waking up feeling 12 years older just makes you feel like you hit a mid-life crisis. I feel the need to buy a brand new x-wing or something.

FILTERED TO STAR WARS CREW:

But I just went with finally signing up for SHIELD. Vacation is over, time to actually do real work.

And before it comes up in awkward conversation (because I know all of you meddling nerf herders), Peter and I broke up. It was mutual, nobody got hurt, we're fine. I don't really want to talk about it. Just another romantic causality to add to my growing list.

Bill Nye is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.

Bill Nye is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.

Bill Nye is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.

That felt important enough to share. He's the only reason I paid attention in school, tbh. In other news, you can also buy candy in bulk. Guess who found a new use for the empty room in her flat?

Filter: Marvel-Verse

I am so sorry.

FILTERED TO X-MEN & MUTANTS:

Know I ain't been around much. Ain't gonna name out a dozen excuses for ya, but I got a reason. Been here over a year now, still ain't home and it's never gonna be, but I ain't gonna just sit around waiting for all of us to be sent back and leave you kids to your devices.

We gotta have a purpose. We don't got Xavier's School here. Or Jean's. It ain't home and I'm not gonna pretend it is, but we can make it that way and I'm gonna help.

( Cut, not filtered. )

Bought that today. Used to be a home for teenagers.

FILTERED TO LAURA / X-23:

You still moping, kid?

Ever 'ave a day when ya can't decide what you want? Ah can't tell if'n ah should go get new clothing to cover more skin, or take a page out of my other self's book and own what ah got. Ah'm so tired ah don't even know if that is makin sense.

filter: Ianto & Riker
Since ah trust you two already, ah was wondering if'n ya knew someone to just... talk ta. No matter how much ah shove it all down in a box, little things keep creepin' up on me. Ah can't sleep and all want is to talk ta someone not from my home.

Filter: X-Folk
Anyone want ta hit the gym with me?

So we can just... not do that again, right?

FILTERED TO HANK McCOY:

Yo, nerd. So you did awesome a decent job with my power focuser thing, but uh.

Question about that cure you made.

FILTERED TO SCOTT SUMMERS (616):

Can I ask you a question?

And just when I thought this place was nothing like home, Crane happens.

[Filtered to X-Men]

Someone want to give a heads up what going down in here? Whole lot of crazy on the network and not a lot of news to go with. I seen folks gettin allowed back in, but since I ain't been here too long, I'm lackin a bit of information on who all here and where they at. Kinda like a blind caimon in an unfamiliar swamp right now.

You get this, you check in, let Remy know you okay. Okay? This ain't cause I showed up