The Doorway: a panfandom game

i'm bored. someone take me to karaoke. possibly at a drag queen club or gay bar. your people have more fun, mr. and ms. homosexuals.

hey would anyone get mad if i started a webcomic about the tower? to protect your identities i'd draw you all as animals. maybe i should apply for some school money and do legit art.

nah i'll just do comics. suggestions on who should be what animal.

FILTER: ALEX
if you were an emotionally-scarred 14 year old and really upset, what could your old emotionally scarred but still cool friend do to help you out? and no i'm not buying her a 40 oz.
ps you should take me to karaoke
we can be like bill murray and scarjo in that sadass movie.

FILTER: ELLIE
r u alive

Can I just say it's uber weird to not be worrying about the Scavengers and Ultron finding us? A good weird. But still weird.

Question though. There an archery range about I can use? My Dad'd kill me if I slacked off in my training and skills.

Where's Joel?

Who: Jesse and Ellie
When: A few weeks ago when Jesse told Sherlock he was going grocery shopping.
Where: A grocery place in NYC
What: GROCERY SHOPPING GEEZ. And talking about whale watching. And stealing a grocery cart.
Rating: Nothing terrible triggering. Bad language and vague mentions of drugs, though.

( Basically, I’m saying we steal this cart, El. )

what does everyone want for christmas?
i'm going back to working at the Fat Turtle. come see me sometime, i will not give you free food but i'm fucking delightful


filter: TONY STARK (MCU)
um

sir

i quit.

nothing against you, science just gives me the willies right now. you know. uh. the memory dump and all. i cried last time i had americone dream
end filter

ETA:
what do you get someone for christmas when their gift to you is a Big Deal
my gift from sherlock is him adopting me
first person to make fun of it has to marathon Breaking Bad

This has to be the coolest toilet ever. It's got music and lights and feet warmers! Not sure why they'd make it with a retractable drinking fountain, doesn't seem very sanitary. And it doesn't talk, but, I'd totally program it to.

[Ellie]
Comics tomorrow?

[Next Avengers]
Do you think Torunn's okay? Also, have you seen all the Christmas stuff?! There's so much! It's everywhere! What are you getting for your parents? Are we going to make something for Tony?

A backwards poet writes inverse.

some russian asshole stole my name.

i need a lawyer to help me sue

no, not you, saul

Halloween is so like the coolest thing ever! The costumes and all the running around and then all the free candy! Why can't we do halloween every month?!

[Next Avengers]
When are we training next? It's been like way too long. Stop doing your own things, I miss our team. :(

[AZAAARRRRRRIIIIIIII]
AZARI!!! You need to tell me all about Africa! And we need to have a sleep over. And I miss you a lot. You're also a jerk.

[Ellie]
How'd you like Halloween? Ration any candy still or did you eat it all in one night?

[Sadie]
How's life at the HoL?

[Cassie Lang]
Did you have a good Halloween?

[Cassie Sandsmark]
We should go camping again, that was so much fun!

[Nick Fury (the one with hair)]
Do you want your eyepatch back?

( Delivery for Ellie )

There's not going to be trick or treaters in the building, is there?

[Ellie]
You doing all right, kid? Picked up some steaks, figured you could use a damn good meal for once.

TEXT TO PYM:

» Are you normal?
» Cause everyone's gone fucking crazy.

this is fuckin booooooooooooooooooooooring i'm out of here

Cold air feels good. A working furnace feels even better.

[Ellie]
You got plans this weekend, kid?

What the fuck is this halloween costume shit and what's it got to do with candy?

TEXT TO SHERLOCK (ELEMENTARY):

» i just woke up
» really fuckin tired
» all that stuff i saw on tv happened to me overnight apparently
» dreams about being in that hole in the ground

TEXT TO ELLIE:

» i want to go for a walk
» do you want to come with me

No such thing as peace and quiet in this city, is there?

[Filter to: Ellie]
You and me need to talk.

[Filter: Jan]
Hi mom! How are you? Are you having a better week?

[Filter: Cassie, Cassie, & Torunn]
Can I ask you guys a question?

[Filter: Ellie]
Wednesday is new release day. Want to skip class and head to the comic shop?

[Filter: Nick Fury, the older one]
Can we have cool communication devices?

[Filter: Next Avengers]
I miss you guys. You should all come sleep over.

so i was walking around the city today, legit looking for work, picking up a few things for the rungalow, you know, being busy, minding my own business, and this commuter guy on a bike out of nowhere blindsides me. he goes flying, my shit goes flying. next thing you know we're exchanging digits and shouting names that k and jules would hate. this motherfucking SOB gets me down on the ground, goes to his shit, turns around, and TASES ME. !@$$% #%!&@$ *!%& $#@! $^&%!$$^&@ @!$^ have you ever been tasered?! who brings a taser to a fight that HE started?! man, you don't get that shit in LA. if you're gonna fight, you're gonna fight mano a mano.

like a coward, he gets back on his bike and takes off. and it's taking every bit of willpower to move not go darkhawk on his candy ass and all i can think at the end of this whole stupid day was that my carton of eggs were all broken and i'll shove that bike up his ass if i ever see him again.

the internet wants me to move to pawnee and hang out with ron swanson. they think he'll help me perfect my woodworking skills.

i just want a fucking el camino. which rich person do i talk to about that?