The Doorway: a panfandom game

You know, when I was a kid, I didn't have to worry about Muggle diseases like measles or tuberculosis. We had dragon pox and all sorts of other shit.

That being said, if you don't want strep throat, stay the hell away from me because according to the doctor that I saw today, that's what I have. I'm going to go die quietly in my flat and wait for the medication he gave me to take effect. Until then, my throat is on fire and my head hurts.

Stark Resilient

Sorry if I get any of you sick.

Has anyone seen Albus Dumbledore? I've a question for him. Well, I have a lot of questions for him. Some of them have to do with treacle tarts.

Filter to Harry Potter Universe

I mean, I wouldn't put it past him to just pop off for a few days holiday, but he hasn't responded to text messages.

A year ago I never would have dreamt that I would be writing something like that. It was actually a foreign language to me then.

Anyway, I've got a little project I'm looking into for a local club owner through the RSTF and I wanted to pick his brain for it. Speaking of, Harry, weren't you involved in it? Wait, you wouldn't remember, you left and came back a time or two since then. Though it's right up your alley. Righteous protection of innocents and the like. Protecting the world from supernatural and magical threats, etc.

Severus, might I pick your brain about this, since I reckon your brain's worth picking for this sort of thing. If you don't mind.

Filter to Dorian Gray

I've done some reading up on Oscorp and the Osborns in general. The tabloids like that family, don't they?

But I'm still unsure what you want from me. Infiltration? Getting in good with the muckety-mucks? I can do a bit of legilimency, but I'm a little out of practice. There hasn't been much call for it lately.

Filter to Carol Danvers (EMH) & Abigail Brand (MCU)

You know, I've had to give odd reports before, but this actually is the oddest one that I've ever had to give. I'm Eddie Carmichael, lately of SHIELD -- Blake is familiar with me, if you need to vet me.

In any case, I have in my possession a large jar containing a brain belonging to Dr. Dominic Cummings. He's asked me to contact you on his behalf. I found him in the TENT OF HORRORS at the carnival that's been in town this week.

Filter to Pepper Potts (616), added later

I'm going to be very, very late coming back from lunch.

Is anyone REALLY surprised that this Gamma Candy has killed? Good Merlin.

Filter to Newt

So do whatever you need to do that will protect you from the sun and dress for sailing. I've rented a boat for the day and we're going fishing.

Filter to HP Verse

Oi, you lot. I've got a bit of home for all of you. The Tesseract gifted me today -- one of Honeyduke's box of chocolates. You know the one, where it's almost never-ending and lasts forever? Yeah, that one. Come 'round my place and I'll make sure you get a share. It's great, but you know, I do sort of wish that this box had a little bit of everything from the shop.

Filter to Stark Resilient, Jo, Sarissa, Clare

You want to know what real chocolate tastes like?

Filter to Stark Resilient, Jo, Sarissa

I'm back, and only a little worse for wear. Mission successful, for those of you wondering.

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I won't be in at all this week to work, for a multitude of reasons, one of which is a hearing or debrief on Friday. Oh, and I got shot, and my ankle's broken. So, valid reasons.

[OOC: backdated to yesterday afternoon/evening, because the power company didn't get our power restored until laaaaaate and I was too braindead to post when it did.]

TEXT TO SARISSA:

-- Oi. Sarissa.
-- You busy?

Secure Comm Line, between Daisy Johnson, Claire Wise, and Eddie Carmichael

Oi, Johnson, you there? Fuck. [A brief pause, then he coos]I mean, Foxhound to Flower, do you copy? We had a bit of trouble just now, you all right?

Filter to Newt, Jo, Stark (616), Dorian, and Pepper (616)

Right. So. Something's come up and I'm going to be out of town for a few days. Yes, it has to do with SHIELD, no, I haven't turned HYDRA, yes, apparently I'm still enough of an agent and auror that when a call for help goes out, I'm going to answer it. If I'm not back by next Saturday, worry. Until then, I'm fine.

Filter to Sarissa

I've no idea if you're back in New York or not, but you're well, I hope? I'm actually out now for a surprise mission, but I'd like to have dinner when we're both available for it. Haven't seen you in awhile and thought it'd be good to get caught up.

Filter to Harry Potter

You've probably got some questions for me about the years between your training and when I come, and I want to answer them. But I'm out of the country for a few days, so when I'm back I'll introduce you to Mario Kart, my favourite beers, and you can ask all the questions you want, mate.

Good Merlin, I'd completely forgotten about this compass I found at the sale that SHIELD were holding last month. I picked it up before I left, and then immediately left it to sit in my top drawer for almost a month. It's rather large, but it seems to be accurate. Dad would definitely like it, as he's really into shit like that, especially if it looks like it belongs on a boat . I think I'm going to go out later to do a few triangulation tests to see how well it works. If anyone wants to come along, I'll buy ice cream.

Filter to Wesley Wyndham-Pryce

I believe that we spoke previously, and a Supernatural Task Force was mentioned, which I then declined to join because of my association with SHIELD and the conflict of interest that might have arisen out of that. I am no longer with SHIELD, and while I have no doubt that I will be questioned regarding my part in it, I see no reason not to make myself available to you and the rest of the taskforce, should it still exist.

Filter to Stark Resilient

I've set this up in the break room. Have at it, mates.

Filter to Newt and Jo

So I think I might be getting a cat.

Nope, no, I'm definitely getting a cat. Probably two.

( Filters to Eddie Carmichael and Newt Geiszler )

Filter: Daisy Johnson

Are you busy tomorrow?

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[Filter: Felix Blake]

So, am I allowed to know how your doing? Can I bring you coffee?

[Filtered to friends*}

So guess who just put in a bid on an condo!

[OOC: Not the one from the plot calendar]

TEXT MESSAGE TO EDDIE CARMICHAEL

-- If you're jobless now, can I hire you as my delivery boy for my at-home baking business?
-- Okay, maybe not because I don't really have one..
-- Have you started searching for something else yet?

All that fucking work to take the damn thing back, andIt would appear that I may be out of a job.

Filtered to Friends*, shortly before he left the Tiger's Eye with the rest of his team

So it occurs to me that I might want to make sure that you lot know that no, I haven't gone back. I'm on assignment. See you when I see you.

Filtered to Snape

Thanks for the potions. They'll be put to good use.

Right. You lot have less than 24 hours to plan and execute a fucking fantastic birthday party for yours truly. I'm expecting it now, and if there's no follow through I'll be genuinely upset.

And I'm editing this to add that on SATURDAY there's going to be a PARTY at my place. Come about seven or eight. If you want something other than beer, bring it, there will be food and I'm going to talk Janine into baking me a cake.

There's a strong chance that DINOSAURS will be involved.

Where the fuck is Katniss??

[ESP2]

Looks like we got ourselves a situation. Captain Ape-merica went out on patrol and got hungry along the way. Apparently TMZ got the intel before we did. Looks like he's headed back to the Avengers Mansion where I know a few of the other monkeys are camping. So let's do this carefully. I do not want to see what a monkey Hulk looks like

[Avengers (All. Human.)]

Where are my Avengers?

[SHIELD Supernatural]

You guys prepped for a fight?

Filter to Newt, Johanna, Mako, Morrigan, and Sarissa

Get your shit together. We should also do this today, on top of finding a taxidermied monkey.

Yep, ladies, we're going on the hunt for a taxidermied monkey. Plus everything on Williams' list. You lot in?