The Doorway: a panfandom game

[FILTERED TO THE AMAZING AVENGERS (Clint Barton / Hawkeye (EMH), Henry Jekyll, Sara Lance, Bobbi Morse / Mockingbird (EMH))]

Hey, guys! Remember that fateful day when you agreed to be on my team despite half the room awkwardly looking at their feet and wondering if it was really a good idea letting the motormouth take the lead? Yeah, good times. I still have some pics of it on my phone. Hawkeye, you're just the most photogenic --

Sorry, should be saving the jokes for later. I'm booking it for Rockaway Beach right now, and help would be much obliged! From what I'm getting, we have a situation with people trying to drown themselves and others in the ocean. Call this your first team assignment, okay? Let's make sure the victim count stays at zero tonight. These people aren't acting on their own free will. Be as gentle as you can, got it?

So? Who's free at 9 and wants to come to the best party in the city?

Parkers ♐ [Address] ♐ No cover for you guys

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616, BEN REILLY, & JOHNNY STORM:

[Voice to Text.]

What's purple and screaming as its being dragged by an armor truck?? Give up? It's me!

Look for the tiny purple balloon heading toward the docks. That'll be me. Or you could just sit around eating pizza. I don't mind.

Filter to Peter (616), Ben (616), Clint (EMH)

I tried counting the birds who landed on the building to poop, but I lost count.

Is there a way to make money off of bird shit? Because if there is, I'd be swimming in it.

I mean, we're sure about this information, right?

I'm hungry.

OOC: tw: allusions to prostitution in the comments

Anyone up for a midnight ride on a flying motorcycle?

VOICE-TO-TEXT FILTER TO AVENGERS TEAM E... and, added about halfway in, TONY STARK (MCU):

Hey, guys? Maybe you wanna get over here to Midtown. You know that little, unoffending building with Oscorp written on it, right? Everyone's on the same page there? 'Cause a little back-up would be aweso--

Tony, any chance you're operating the switchboard? And maybe we can hire a secretary, actually HEY. HEY, no, don't write that! Backspace!

In the interest of transparency, I am making a public announcement that the Sentient World Observation and Response Department, or S.W.O.R.D., has received an official charter for operation from the US government. In working with our allies in Asgard, the tesseract has been returned to Earth and is currently in our possession to protect.

The tesseract has been bringing items as well as some children and animals through recently. We will attempt to process all of them as quickly as we can to reunite you with them. Please allow us the time to properly do so.

[SWORD]

So Thor was gracious enough to entrust the tesseract into our care.

I know we've only just started, but seems that the tesseract has other things in mind. Like this past December we've got a bunch of items and people belonging to people here showing up. Which means a lot of time sorting and trying to get this stuff to people. Last time it lasted a couple weeks, so hopefully it'll be slow and steady so we can keep track of everything.

It seems kids and animals are coming through. So are any of us good with them?

WANTED: INTERN

Hawkeye and I are hiring an intern. This is an exciting opportunity to be an intern!!!

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Also. It's okay to print this out and give it to your less cool friends.

Finally back on Earth and it's the wrong version of Earth. That figures.

Name's Morse. I'm with SHIELD - or I was, I guess. I was told there would be some people I know here.

It's nice to know that some things never change, but I owe HYDRA a nice ticking bomb arrow to the groin.

FILTERED TO EMH:

Wanna see if any of our old HYDRA bases are here.

Anyone up for patrolling?

[SWORD]

I just want to have you all know it's been an honor serving beside you. I'm not sure where SWORD's going after all this, but I'd love to have any of you by my side if I can.

That being said, given everything that's happened I don't think the military is the proper place for these meteor fragments. And we've a med tech who is ready and willing to help with the transmitters. Apparently saving their life makes them willing to remove them without the military's go ahead.

[Hill]

Sidewinder has been taken back from HYDRA. It is in the hands of the US military currently. But at least they're not HYDRA as far as we know.

We do have a couple more allies by way of this assignment though.

[EMH, Kamala, Jan, Sam, Tony(616)]

We have communication back online, still won't be back stateside for a couple more days.

Anyone want to fool me in on what happened while I've been gone?

[Avengers: D-Team, X-Babies, E-Team, Spider-Squad, Young Allies]

I’ve gotten a few reports -- arson, smashed windows, delivery truck heists. All in known "Manfredi" territory. I’m wondering if this isn’t the sign of an upcoming turf war, and I want to increase our attention on these following areas. But be careful, if this is the beginning of something, we really don’t want our presence to help it along. So keep your heads down and let’s try and find out who is stirring the pot.

[Tony Stark (616)]

Hey, you free tonight?

[Anne Blythe]

All set?

[SWORD + Betty]

We have been contacted by an overseas SHIELD facility. There was a meteor shower a few days ago, nearly wiped out an entire village. And now apparently the locals are developing what seem very much like super powers. Their welcome wagon didn't go over too well. We're being called in to assess the situation, help with recovery of possible alien influences, and help with the cataloging of these new individuals.

Don't expect to be back in the next couple days. This will be at minimum a week to deal with if collection doesn't take longer. Lift off is in three hours so get your gear together.

[EMH, Kamala, Sam]

Works got me out of town for a while. Probably won't be able to talk much if at all. But you need me, let me know.

FILTERED TO AVENGERS (ALL):

So, uh. Considering every news channel is covering this right now, I guess maybe we wanna talk about Osborn.

All at least we know that the arrival pamphlets are far better than the ones protestors are handing out outside, if we were to be ranking pamphlets.

[EMH adults]

I've got a mini-me. Or rather a mini Ms. Marvel. Not that I'm her Ms. Marvel. I'm not. So I'm not sure it really counts.

I feel almost like I should be responsible though.

[Kamala]

Did you have a team back home? Or were you on your own?

This place is pretty much the worst. Hey you've got an alternative universe kid. "Really? Cool. I'll get to know him." Haha! Just kidding. I'm gonna make him disappear.

Anyone needs me, I'll be shooting arrows at the SHIELD offices in NYC.

Today sucks. Wanda and me are going back to bed.

[Next Avengers]
Guys, I think Francis went back.

You know what I want more than anything right now? A milkshake. Or a glass of sweet tea. Actually, I'll just take the sweet tea and save the milkshake for vacation.

Filter to Sharon Carter (MCU)

He's telling stories again. God help me, he's telling stories.

What are you up to?

Filter to Coulson & Coulson's Team

How's Skye doing?

So. Since there's no school in summer, what's there to do to keep a devilishly good looking guy like me out of trouble?

Is this what happens when Galactus eats your world? Because I feel like it might be what happens when Galactus eats your world. Or maybe it's just what happens when you die. I don't feel dead. Kinda have the whole heartbeat thing going for me, and the breathing. Gotta love the breathing, wanna keep with the breathing.

Someone wanna explain to me what the hell is really going on? This one of Tony's pranks?