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May. 4th, 2016


Did the Tesseract get into the spirit of Star Wars Day or is spontaneous telekinesis a thing?

Apr. 14th, 2016


network post: commander shepard

Heads up, team. The Staten Island ferry has been attacked by a pack of goblin sharks. We need to mobilise immediately. The people on board the ferry and the island need to be evacuated as quickly as possible. We will need to coordinate with another team in order to speed up the process, so I've invited the Fantastic Avengers to join us.

My team-mates and I are heading out to evacuate the Staten Island ferry and whoever's stranded on the island still. Would you all like to join us? The more people there are, the less time it will take.

Apr. 5th, 2016


[Filtered to Bruce Banner (616)]
I know how you don't like talking to people about things. Which is usually fine, because neither do I, and Steve lives for that shit. But Steve's not here, so. You got a minute?

Mar. 21st, 2016


Cher just live tweeted her way through eating a box of peeps.

The world should be more like Cher.

Mar. 17th, 2016


I'm starting to feel like I might be the only sober person in New York City, right now.

[Rick Jones]
Hey, you
[Bruce Banner (MCU)]
How are things going for you?


Mar. 14th, 2016


It's that time again.

Who wants some pie?

Feb. 24th, 2016


[Steve Rogers]
So a little bird told me you're not doing so hot. And by 'little bird' I mean an brainwashed, former KGB murder assassin super soldier with a metal arm.
[Bucky Barnes (616)]
I promise I won't tell Steve what you told me.

Feb. 14th, 2016


[Carol Danvers (616)]
Unsurprisingly, I'm not very romantic. Maybe surprisingly, I didn't forget it's Valentine's Day. This was harder to pull off than solving the Riemann hypothesis -- but I got us tickets

Feb. 1st, 2016


Put up or shut up.

Jan. 20th, 2016


Nothing like waking up early, pouring yourself a nice cup of coffee, sitting down in the quiet of your as-yet empty workplace, and getting slapped in the face with a few petabytes of corrupted data. Fantastic. Could not recommend a better Wednesday. Great exercise in "keeping perspective." Builds character. Great.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. But I'm told I don't have a choice, so: if anyone needs me, I'll be hibernating. Do not need me.

Jan. 11th, 2016


The man who fell to earth finally went home today.

What can I even say about David Bowie? He changed everything. He probably influenced music more than any other artist of his generation, even the Beatles. There was no man like him. The world is different -- better -- for having David Bowie in it. I guess on some level, I thought he'd always be there.

I honestly don't know if I'm emotionally ready to listen to Blackstar yet.

[Filtered to Relevant Friends and Family]
There's going to be a David Bowie memorial concert at Carnegie Hall on March 31st.

It's not the same, because nothing will ever be the same. But I'm going. For any of you who want to join, tickets are on me.

Except you, Hawkeye. You owe me like $40,000.


I'm going to go down to Sam's tonight with my guitar and play a bunch of Bowie songs. Say, around 8? Join me and sing along.

Jan. 4th, 2016


A new personal best.

Longest hangover: 78 hours.

Tragically, still trailing behind a 37-year-old Scottish man who managed it for four weeks. Granted, he had a rare disorder, but it still seems like something to aspire to.

Jan. 1st, 2016


[Stark Resilient]
Is anyone else ignoring the fact today is a day off and going to go in to the offices? I could use a lunch buddy.

Dec. 20th, 2015


Is anyone missing a baby kaiju?

Because I found it.

Dec. 18th, 2015


[Bruce Banner (616)]
Happy Birthday. I have your present, whenever you're free for me to give it to you.

Dec. 15th, 2015


2015 christmas gifts

Who: The whole game!
When: Leading up to Christmas
Where: Under tree. Delivered with bows. Handed to a person. Whatever!
What: Christmas presents!
Rating: Who knows!

Because this game is massive, and even if every character just sent ONE package to anyone, it would end up being so many posts that it would overrun the game. So to save our friends lists from imploding, we the moderators are asking that you fill out this form and reply HERE. It'll make it easier to find (Control-F is a lovely thing!) and we won't have to abuse our scroll button.

Here's how we're going to do it. You will post for one character with everything that they got for their friends/family/etc. Make sure to tag your character and all the characters that yours gave gifts to as soon as you get their information up!

In recognition of the time it can take to determine IC gifts, (properly tagged) gifts can count as a piece of activity for the gifting character for the month of December.

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Dec. 11th, 2015


Are hipsters really hanging Christmas decorations in their beards, or is that just something that's happening on the internet?

I am too old for this.

[Tony Stark (616)]
Sometimes I'm so mad you don't live in the tower.
You are such an asshole, Tony you know that

Fuck. I fucked up.
[Carol Danvers (616)]
Hey, Carol, I'm -- I know I haven't really had the chance to talk to you since Thanksgiving. There's been some deadlines at Stark Resilient that have been keeping me chained yo my desk a little bit. I'll make it up to you?

Nov. 25th, 2015


Is there some sort of Thanksgiving version of Santa Claus who strikes you with the stomach flu the day before Thanksgiving if you've been bad this year?

Is this because I said Christopher Columbus was an asshole?

Nov. 24th, 2015


Help. It's not even Thursday and I have eaten too much pie. Send a tractor to pick me up.

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