The Doorway: a panfandom game

I am contemplating the pros and cons of the variation of the Impervious Charm I have placed on the door to my shop. On one hand, my customers are so pleased to walk in the door and find themselves completely dry that they're more inclined to spend money. On the other hand, it also makes them extremely reluctant to actually leave and venture out into the downpour again.

Who: Secret Santa Participants
When: Leading up to Christmas.
Where: In and around. Mostly left at doors.
What: Christmas presents from Secret Santas.
Rating: Who knows!

( Secret Santa gifts )

Name's Dean Winchester, I was told I've been here before, but I don't remember. Anyone seen my brother? He's about yay high... Answers to Sam.

Oh and don't call me Jensen.

I want a vacation. Does anyone know any good scientific conventions coming up somewhere with a beach?

Neuroscience prefered, but I could probably manage psych, mental, biophysics, or broad based.

The worst part of these past while has been knowing that when people are sick, there's nothing you can do sometimes but watch. It was a good two years run, but at least he's not suffering anymore.

I hope the rest of us start feeling better soon.

FILTERED TO THOR:

People have started to fall into comas from this flu. So far, I feel fine. What about you?

FILTERED TO SCIENCE LADIES:

Any of you ladies feeling down and out?

Okay, I am pretty sure I would remember if I got picked or I volunteered for the Hunger Games. What is going on?

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman]

I don't even know if this will get out anywhere. But I think I accidentally triggered an Animus.

How do I get out?

[Rogers]

Has he come to see you yet?

[MIND]

Cosima, I know you have been dealing with the situation with your brother. But there is something that I would like to discuss with you that Bennett is already aware of.

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman, Pepper Potts, (Or whomev's appropriate)]

Dear Ms Potts:

Please accept this message as confirmation of the notification that Lucy Stillman and I are leaving our position with Stark Industries effective October 6, 2014.

We appreciate the opportunities we have been given at Stark Industries as well as the professional support for developing, sharing, and expanding on our work. We wish you and the company success in the future.

Please let us know what to expect as far as exit interviews and procedures, accrued vacation leave and my employee benefits.

If we can be of assistance during this transition, please let us know.

Bennett J. Halverson (co-signed Lucy Stillman)

[Filtered to Team BRAIN]

Lucy and I are submitted! :)

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

So when does this new gig start? I want to put in my notice, but I'm not sure if I should do it now or wait till everything's nearing completion.

Okay, so I wasn't gonna look up the show I'm from since I found out I die and that my soul gets all burnt up so it's like there was never any me, but I'm curious and couldn't help it.

But at least I got a good laugh out of it.

( Cut for GIFS )

Yup. Those are my boys.

Background noises, but whoever it is is waiting for an answer first.

So far I figured out that it ain't non-ionizing radiation in that light, which means -- well, it means that ain't good. Whatever it was probably had an effect on us in some way. Hopefully, it won't be cancer-causing, 'cause that's a bummer. It was world-wide too, so I can just see medical going through the roof. I'm working on building make-shift spectrometers for gamma and neutron radiation, but it's hard with a limited budget in New York City. Does anyone know where the nearest science auctions are?

[Filtered to Team Brain]

You didn't come in today?

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman]

So Bucky mouse is over a year old. Do you think we should think of using him for stud?

I don't know how much of the architecture will pass on because they never let us breed our dolls, but I'd be interested in looking into it. And we should plan for a replacement, mice don't tend to live more than about 2 years even without massive neuronal reconstruction.

FILTERED TO CLONE CLUB, TEAM BRAIN, & WILLOW ROSENBERG:

Okay, so that didn't go so well. On the way to work this morning, some ninjas ended up running into me. I say it like that, because they actually grabbed me by the arms and lifted me in the air. They also threatened to throw my air tank

Guess what they wanted?

Open strings and line intervals. But, I guess if the fabric of time can be cut, the extension of point particles into one dimensional strings can be... combed.

So it looks like I was visited by whatever manner of dream weaver is responsible for the visions and the presents. Has anyone contacted Neil Gaiman?

FILTERED TO CLONE CLUB:

I need to get my hands on those floppies and that book. It seems to be our only hope, without some kind of miracle. And the one angel who is here is completely depowered.

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

Sorry I've been out of touch recently. Been trying to unlock the keys to my DNA. You know how it goes when you get buried in the science.

What's on the agenda for you guys?

So since they're terrorists does this mean SHIELD's research servers are public domain too now? :D

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman]

I stopped by our off-site facility to drop off the promega shipment. Patient Zero was here waiting.