I don't even want to think about right now the fact that people from my world keep dropping like flies. When I first got here, it was full. Now it seems like there are only a handful of us.
That's why I want to make some new friends.
Hi, Pott's Tower! My name is Oliver Wood. I'm a personal trainer in this world (still looking for more clients, if you're interested), but in my world I'm a famous Quidditch player. Which is the best game in the world and loads better than all the stuff I've seen on telly here. I mean, who ever decided GOLF should be a sport? The mini kind is way more exciting.
I like firewhiskey, my girlfriend Dorcas, and movies where stuff blows up.
I'm throwing a party in the flat of Alicia and I, which is now way too big for two, on Sunday. Come and have some fine firewhiskey (you have a good approximation here, I'll give you that), and some laughs.
And if you want to be sure I'm not crazy, go ahead and ask me questions. I'm an open book for you!