You know, if you're going to hire a magician, you should probably pay attention to their name and the description of your show.
Because don't blame ME for scarring your child because you didn't realize a show called BI-GOB was going to have references to sex with people of both genders. COME ON!
And was the restraining order entirely necessary? I mean, how was I to know that chick was only 16?
Besides the fact that it was a Sweet 16 party, I mean.