Ohhhhh boy. It's finally happened, hasn't it? I've finally gone crazy. Yep, I knew they'd one day drive me to the loony bin, but I didn't think it would happen so soon - and with dad finally out of jail. I thought I'd at least get to see George Michael graduate high school and meet a nice girl... or any girl really.
I guess New York City is as good a place as any to be trapped in your own head. Oh god, what if I'm in a coma? Am I in a coma?