February 2020




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Feb. 21st, 2020


Think we've lost Barnes to the trolls. I'm not even sure who else.

Check in here if you work for the Bureau at all.

Feb. 17th, 2020


Excuse me, I-

Oh, I dropped it. Hello? Is this thing broken?

My name is Dolores. I'm not sure I understand where I am. The kind folks at the... bureau tried to explain it, but I'm afraid so little made sense to me and so many words I've never heard before. My head isn't feeling quite right. Texas is a bit far from home, yet I've found my ranch and my horse as if somehow all the land has shifted overnight. My parents are missing, and our herd seems to also be lost. I'm afraid they won't know the way back.

Is this real? Where is Sweetwater? I was meant to go into town this morning. Has the train come by yet? Maybe there's still time to get back before dark.

Feb. 16th, 2020


Aw bro, you took a one-eyed dog? What is wrong with you? This replacement doesn't act anything like him either. You're pretty much the suck as far as copies goes. What did you do? Use these poor fairies to death and then just decide they'd be good family member replacements?

Jan. 16th, 2020


Wednesday, Jan 15, 10PM

Two weeks late, but I just wanted to thank everyone again for coming to the grand opening of Satyrs. For any future events, Satyrs will be private parties or even catering. We're open everyday for a meal starting at 10AM, then a break mid afternoon (3PM to 5PM), between lunch and dinner, and then we'll be open till midnight on Thursdays to Saturday, and till 11PM on Sundays to Wednesdays.

And you know what? I just realized the awkwardness of naming the restaurant Satyrs and having it open in the month of January because it was around this time last month that I remember actually BEING a satyr on another island. Haha, I told myself I would never think about that time again and yet. YET.

I swear to god there is no magic like that on the restaurant.

Filter: Katie Bell
Weird question but you wouldn't happen to have veritaserum lying around, would you? Or a method that you all use to reverse engineer a truth-spitting potion?

Jan. 11th, 2020


I read an article that 80% of people fail at their new year resolution by Valentine's Day. I wonder how many have failed by the 10th of January.

The Tano gym is offering specials beyond extras like Crossfit packages and personal training.

[Filtered to Lois Lane & Lucy Stevens]
I picked up a set of lockpick tools and barring that a sledgehammer. In case you wanted to go back and check out that locked corridor in the hospital.


Working overnights makes it hard to have a social life.

At least I've got the weekends off. Anyone up for maybe grabbing some drinks with me later?

Jan. 10th, 2020


I'm pretty sure there's a very special place in hell for people who hack other people's phones and change alarms and ringtones to HUMAN-LIKE SCREAMING GOATS for fun.

I will get you back.

Nov. 29th, 2019


Well... I daresay I'm not terribly fond of being caged, for better or worse. Do very much prefer my own box, thank you very much. Not much of a welcome, is it? About as good as this introduction, hah! Was that rude? Might have been rude to those that fetched me, I do apologise.

Anyway, hello! I'm the Doctor! Can't remember the last time I was in Texas. How's that then? Got loads more research to do before I pop off more questions on here, suppose.

Go on! What's there to do in this town I've not ever heard of in all my travels? And where is my ship now?

Nov. 28th, 2019


Anyone else feel like the Santa letters get harder each time?

Sep. 23rd, 2018


So, now that Crowley's back, if anyone wants a crash course on how to defend yourself against my world's variety of demons, let me know. Also will do a refresher course for anyone who already knew the drill but hasn't had to think about it in a while. I always have extra holy water, salt, and pictures of devil's traps that you can use as a stencil for putting them anywhere, for anyone who needs them, as well as anti-possession amulets and tattoo designs. I also have the words to an exorcism and a recording of it that you can play on your phone, it works just as well that way.

Most importantly: don't make any deals. Period, end of story. If you run into any kind of trouble with him, please let me know immediately and I'll handle it.


Network Post: Crowley

Hello, boys and girls, and Moose. Name's Crowley. King of Hell. 😈

Get your freaking out or pissing yourselves or impotently threatening me out of your systems while we're not face-to-face. Let's be civil. Have me round for tea or buy me a drink. I promise I won't bite unless I feel like it.

Sep. 19th, 2018


If you find that your mind is unquiet, if you need help refocusing and revitalizing your body, mind and spirit, and developing strength and flexibility in your muscles and tendons, please sign up for yoga classes at the Center for Performing and Creative Arts with me, Thor. I will be teach Tao yin classes at 6 AM every morning, Monday to Friday. Classes will run approximately an hour long. Required items, fee, and recommendations can be found on the center's website.

First class is tomorrow. I hope I see many of you soon. :)

Thank you for this opportunity. I hope it brings more attention ton your center.

No change.


Does anyone have copies of the Dazzler albums? Apparently they might be hard to come by. But I'm also open to checking out other artists, if anybody has recommendations. I need something to dance to that isn't weird enchanted fairy dancing.

... Who helped get me free that night? I wanted to thank them.

I haven't really had a chance to talk to you since the fairy ball, but I saw that you haven't been able to speak? I'm sorry you got cursed! The whole ordeal was very exhausting. Let me know when you can talk again, I wanted to catch up. You looked pretty upset that night but I wasn't able to get to you. I know you don't know me very well yet, but Janet means so much to me and has done so much for me, so if there's anything I can do for you please let me know.

I'm so so so sorry I missed our science and coffee date, and everything has been so chaotic since then and I've been stuck in school. It's more time consuming than I anticipated. When were you free to reschedule? I kinda got sidetracked on one of my projects after something you said about memory updates. I theorized maybe there was a way to contact our home worlds if there is a point of crossing over that allowed that exchange of information. Problem is I don't really have any data or frequencies to go off of. I made a model of a colleague's helmet to try mirroring communication, but so far haven't had any success. I might be hitting a dead end with it, but I thought it might have potential.

Otherwise I did want to start testing some of my quantum calculations and thought you could look over them for accuracy. Last time we were barely off, Scott and I ended up in entanglement and I don't want to repeat that. I did run some diagnostics on my tech and everything still seems fully functional.

Also also have you tried banana nut bread because I saw a video on how to make it on youtube and I might have made too much???

[Jarvis, Peggy]
I was thinking of putting together a food drive of sorts. Like just a simple door to door collection, but I'm not quite sure how to make that sort of thing legitimate. But I'll probably start by calling one of the community shelters, if you're okay with this. Would I be able to use a room in the house to organize? I'm mostly trying to help somebody learn about the importance of giving to others.

Sep. 18th, 2018


Being ten foot tall is wrecking my game, dude. I thought being 5'8" was a killer for some guys, but no. People scream and holler, and I think I just got fired from my job. No more old school vagina tools for me. Also sleeping in the BARN is getting hella old.

Sep. 16th, 2018


Oh, thank the saints, that bird thing has worn off. That was weird.

Alina's still asleep, though, so [...] for the next couple of days, at least, my classes at the gym will be canceled.


It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?


Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 4th, 2018


Excellent news!! My birthday is this weekend! I don't really know why it's that excellent, buuuuuuut I'm excited! YAY!!!

So who wants to do something awesome for my birthday? Not really sure what that entails, but I think we could find something fun either in town or maaaaaybe not even in town. Maybe really out of town. We could go back to

Aug. 25th, 2018


(021) Max Guevara

Is anyone else going down to the Tumbleweed Festival? I was thinking it might be fun to wander down there.

Aug. 20th, 2018


How do you get rid of a cartoon light bulb over your head? It only shows up from time to time, but it's really damn annoying. People keep asking me what my idea is, and if you know the clientele of Needful Things, then you know how they like to sit and talk at you for hours.

Aug. 11th, 2018


Well, interdimensional travel's sure a new one. Please tell me there's a bar somewhere here, I could use some bourbon.

And on the off chance — hey, Bennett. Figure out a way to get me the hell back home, would you?

Aug. 7th, 2018


black ops group! )

Aug. 3rd, 2018


I'm sure someone here has experience with demolitions or arson?

[Alice Quinn]
Fuck fuck fuck. The hotel is here. FUCK.

Aug. 1st, 2018


black ops group! )

Jul. 28th, 2018


I'm Eliot. I understand you've already met someone who shares a strong resemblance in name, face, and hopefully an excellent taste in vests and alcoholic beverages. Some of you have been here for some time, and I am hoping you can help me.

This isn't my first time being pulled into another world, or my second, or even third, or forth, and so on. Some of you have also been pulled into other worlds which may or may not have been purgatory like before ending up here. I'm trying to get some information on my friends? They might have mentioned a Hell Hotel? Hotel Kairos?

Paul Rovia, aka Jesus
Claire Novak
Gretel (yes, that one)
Judith Grimes
Rowena Ravenclaw
Godric Gryffindor

Just looking to see if anyone else made it out. Any information you might have would be deeply appreciated.

[Eliot's Homeworld(s)]
So, hello. I've just spent the last two years in a semi-sentient, murderous hotel. How're things?

[Quentin Coldwater]
Jesus fuck, Q. Except not literally. Are you my Q? Were you at the hotel? Please tell me you made it out, too. I'm still in quarantine.

[Margo Hanson]

Jul. 26th, 2018


Who's up for getting something shitfaced tonight? And who is up for getting laid tonight? Bonus points if you're both. Bonus points if you look like Jason Momoa.

IDK how many people he knew around here, but Doc Holliday's gone. Disappeared. Poof!

Doc's gone.


I'm sure there will be very polarized thoughts about this.

Damon Salvatore has been sent back home. If that's where we end up.

Jul. 25th, 2018


Holy shit, there's a fucking DRAGON in the middle of town. And not like Dolls's kind of dragon, a legit dragon.

Jul. 17th, 2018


When TSA tells you to get rid of your drink before passing through security, apparently chugging it isn't on the list of approved options from the collective expressions.

Coffee. Espresso. Don't care, need it.

Jul. 15th, 2018


My skydiving lessons have been super great recently. Best adult life decision ever.

[Filtered to Natasha]
Hey, boss. You super busy? I mean, probably. I've seen your schedule and stuff.

Jul. 13th, 2018


Spy types, roll call part 2.


[FNRB Portal Guards Patrol Squads and Natasha R]
Training starts Monday.

Location: Base

Schedule: Here.

Jul. 11th, 2018


My sister has disappeared. Rose Red, for those who knew her or were beginning to know her. I wish that I could say it gets easier, but it honestly gets more exhausting. It stops feeling like a joyous occasion when she comes back. I'll miss her, but perhaps she is better off in our world.

However, it leaves me in a bit of a bind. I have four shapeshifting children and one zephyr child, and I need child care during the daytime. I begin my day at 9am, but it can often go on beyond normal 9-5 on weekdays. I often have events that I must attend, and while I could chose someone from the town, I'd rather not expose them to the antics of my children which could and likely will include shapeshifting, flying, and my daughter who can control the North Wind.

Is there anyone out there who is looking for a summer position? I would pay generously, and of course would stock the kitchen with all sorts of goodies.

Jul. 1st, 2018


I have so many pictures from all my amazing adventures now, so I feel somewhat accomplished. I have now obtained a unicorn onesie or three. I look totes adorbs in it. Even if I can only bear to wear it for a little while. These would have been PERFECT back home, but alas. I guess I should get used to whatever's going to be coolest and stare wistfully at other things.

Jun. 22nd, 2018


Sometimes I love the internet. Pride dice on Kickstarter. So I'll be getting me some of those.

Sidenote, we should definitely play some kind of campaign. We = if you would want in on this and Matt Holt.

Jun. 21st, 2018


This town is too punny.

Waves, you'll be happy to know I got a job finally. I won't be mooching off you anymore. You're looking at a cashier/stock/sales rep for Needful Things. Something fishy about the guy who runs it. People say he practically gives things away. Not sure if I hope they're cursed or not. Figured it'd be a good place to keep an eye on things, and hey get paid for it too.

Jun. 18th, 2018


Toast to anyone who has a shitty history with Father's Day.

And cheers to dad, you insane bastard.

Jun. 17th, 2018


It's been a few days but I didn't see any rush on announcing my return. See things have changed a bit here in Tumbleweed since my last visit. Can't say I'm terribly surprised by it given the way things operate. Still, the town rearranging itself did give me just as much pause as it growing in size last year.

Not sure who is here that I made acquaintance with previously but I'll go ahead and reintroduce myself. Names Ethan Chandler.

Jun. 12th, 2018


This one or this one?

Gaby, I'm stealing you once school is over for a road trip. I promised to show you America and I'm going to be a man of my word.

Jun. 8th, 2018


Who's an Earp gotta screw around here to get a job that isn't boring as fuck? It's not that I want one, I just really don't want one. I've been a waitress, bartender, secret agent against demons, and a stripper! I'll tell you right now, I make a shitty bartender. I drink more than I sell.

Jun. 5th, 2018


I found a place outside of town for skydiving lessons. It's my new goal. I'll have to work around things a bit, but I'll figure it out.

Jun. 4th, 2018


When I made that bet about being able to talk kidnappers into releasing me, I did not account for science fiction. Rookie mistake.

Harvey Specter.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


Everybody meet Napoleon! He looks just like his namesake, doesn't he? What an uncanny resemblance.

cut for picture, not an IC cut )


Yeah, alright, Jan. You win. Nobody got killed at the ball and I actually had a good time. I owe you an ice cream or something.

I'm only slightly less grumpy with being here now.

May. 29th, 2018


Network Post: Illyana Rasputina

Why is it some demons are no more mature than human children? Fart jokes. I've got demons making fart jokes, and they aren't even good ones. Better than making murderous mischief, but it's so annoying.

And why did the pod god decide I needed to have a new, extremely pink wardrobe like I'm a teenager all over again?

May. 24th, 2018


I got a call early this morning saying that I got something at the portal.

I'd like to introduce you all to Clarathea. But you can call her Clara.

She's a former dragon turned raven, who occasionally breathes fire. Currently, I'm trying to get her and Mimi acquainted, but Mimi's doing that thing that she does where she likes to be a little shit and see how much she can antagonize her, so she's in Pokeball timeout.

May. 23rd, 2018


The portal sure has a sense of humor.

cut for image, not an IC cut )



I'm supposed to be the widow of a creepy skull that belongs to the demon son of this super evil witch that tried to murder meeee. NOT GET IT BACK ALL GOOD AND NORMAL. Okay, I don't know if I actually married it, but there was a ritual thing and the Blacksmith never said I wasn't. She never said I was either, but!

No one wants a skull for a present. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

May. 19th, 2018


Goodbye super awesome powers. I hope you're feeling better and more back to yourself, Kurt. So does that mean we're all back to ourselves again?

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