River's been caught in this latest Portal fiasco. She's turned into Mels. Those of you who don't know, she's River's younger version who was conditioned from birth to assassinate the Doctor. That's me, by the way.
She's in a room in my TARDIS. She doesn't recognize me since my face isn't on her file, and I've managed to get her to believe that I'm on her side and trying to help her find the Doctor. Do me a favor, and play along, yeah?
Oh, and blondy-me? You might want start going under a different name, too. I'm hoping to keep up the ruse until this wears off. It usually ends in a week or so, right? Hopefully sooner.
What sort of consulting fee is your business charging?
Is the invitation for Delores and I to come visit your shop still open? We've been catching up about the past two months and I made passing mention of how you have an original pressing of Villette and she seemed positively delighted.
Would the three of you be interested in a potential standing lunch arrangement? I'm aware you may not know one another as of yet but I think, perhaps, we'd four enjoy one another's company. Perhaps on a biweekly or monthly basis?
I do hope you are settling in alright.
I will miss Lorna, as I am sure you will too, but I hope it goes without saying but I am still dedicated to our research.
I only got to know Ava on this ship, and cannot pretend to know the grief that you are all feeling, but I am sorry for the loss.
I'm writing only because Alina and I were her suitemates, and I imagine that some of you, at least, will want to at least look through her things and decide what to do with them. I can't let you into her room - you'll likely have to ask one of the robots for that - but I can let you into the suite. Or I can ask the robots to let me in and pack things up myself, if you'd rather not deal with it.
If you can't make any decisions about it right now, that's understandable. It's an open offer.
I need to crawl into your bed and forget I'm missing half of my life back home right now.
They're doubling up patrols.
Everyone should take some if they haven't already or aren't other occupied in engineering, medical, or food.
ETA: Also is everyone alright?
You must come to this! Do you have something suitable to wear?
If this is from you, thank you. It is beautiful.
Robin Hood is best represented by:
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So I got this bean. Apparently beans take you to the cool places you can't normally get to. Long story. I had to pretend to be a bear for this little guy with a beard. Whatever.
Anyway, apparently I don't know if it's going to take me to a cool place or the cool place. So, if anyone else gets a bean, want to check some places out?
I'm pretty legit and haven't been in a good fight in a while. So. If you need protection or whatever...