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Aug. 14th, 2018


I was far too hungover for this when I initially woke up, but if I am subjected to this absolute ridiculousness, well [...] I'd say this was because you threw a blanket at my head for laughing, but I'd have done this anyway.

not an ic cut )

So is this going to be a thing?

Aug. 6th, 2018


So I have plenty of lovely employees, but I'm always looking for more. Do you know how to tend a bar? Do you know how to take an order? Do you have what it takes to make someone call you mistress/master? If so, Carpe Noctem wants you. Come see me or Kenzi at your earliest convenience and we'll see if you'll fit in with the rest of us weirdos.

Now, a few notes! I will be buying the first ten members of Displaced to show up this coming Thursday their first drinks. And if I like you enough, you may or may not get drinks on the house for the rest of the night. Impress with me your outfits and we'll see how it goes.

Additionally, from this past weekend, lost and found has five wallets, three wedding bands, and two adult toys. Also, a pair of stilettos in a men's size 11 that I'm keeping if they're not claimed.

Carpe Noctem's hours are as follows:
  • THURSDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
  • FRIDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
  • SATURDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
  • SUNDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
We also do private sessions in our play rooms outside of our club hours by appointment. Master James and Domina Katia will now be taking on new clients. See me or Kenzi for arrangements.

Additionally, if anyone would like to buy me a drink, I won't say no.

Jul. 19th, 2018


To whichever one of you perverts that left the Hulk shaped adult toy behind - come to lost and found at Carpe Noctem. Additionally, there are three wallets, clothing, and a set of keys that haven't been claimed yet.

I hear you're a shark. Have I been misinformed or am I going to be hiring you at the end of this conversation?

Jul. 16th, 2018


[FILTER: Carpe Noctem Staff + Phèdre]
Vex and Kenzi,

May I introduce you to my dear new friend and recent tenant, Miss Phèdre nó Delaunay de Montrève? I believe she has a special skill set you would find most beneficial to your establishment. I will let her speak to her qualifications.

I would also be happy to arrange a meeting in person, whether at the club for your convenience or my home for your comfort.



I've got Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head. Over and over. "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me! He's just a poor boy from a poor family." And then random parts from the operatic section. And I've listened to the song ten times in a row now, and it won't get UNSTUCK.


Or conversely, tell me what's stuck in your head?

Third week in. How do you think it's coming along? Do we need more supplies? I can order them or go pick them up, whichever.

Jun. 30th, 2018


Thank you to all that came out to support my humble little club last night. And, of course, all my thanks to my hardworking staff that made last night possible.

My darling Kenzi and I will be holding more interviews in the coming weeks as we're still hiring for wait staff and bartending positions. Message one of us if you're interested.

And you seemed very much in your element last night in some of our more private rooms. Any interest in a position with us? I pay handsomely.


WHO: 21+ Displaced Adults
WHEN: June 29th, 2018 - Evening (Backdated)
WHERE: Council 6: Carpe Noctem
WHAT: The grand opening of Carpe Noctem! Vex opens his BDSM Goth themed nightclub.

Tumbleweed had never seen a club like this before... )

Jun. 5th, 2018


Any open positions for a cop? Can't provide references but if you go for the material, Avery's prone to getting excited and the "lunatic" thing was just to win a bet.

Hell, I'll even bartend. No experience but I did well enough that one time.

Jun. 4th, 2018


Because of the absolutely dismal state of the club scene in Nowhere, Texas, I've taken it upon myself to acquire funding for something a little different the 21+ crowd.

Carpe Noctem is in the process of opening on June 29th, the last Friday of this month. I am hiring a full staff and will be in need of licensed bartenders, waitresses, and professional dominatrices. I will also be requiring a few bouncers and DJs. I'll be hosting interviews over the next two weeks, so if you're looking for something new to do and are 21 and over, contact me.

Are we at the forgive and forget portion of our friendship yet? Because I'd like you to be my manager.

May. 22nd, 2018


Who decided humidity had to be an actual thing? What purpose does it serve? Does it even help anything out? Even the animals are miserable with it.

Aren't there people here who can make it go away?

Why don't you make it go away?

May. 20th, 2018


So actual multiverse weirdness or is this the crappiest version of Valhalla to ever exist?

Because I've gotta say, the welcome wagon for fallen warriors needs significant improvement. Maybe trade up actual shots for the tequila variety. Don't throw people through doors when they get here, oh mysterious forces. Be better greeters.

Is there coffee? Someone tell me there's coffee.

May. 19th, 2018


Seems I missed the ride back from New York. What's the going rate for a ride back to Tumbleweed?

May. 17th, 2018


So. I'm new here. Seem to have misplaced a team. Anybody seen 'em? They're loud. Banter inappropriately during life or death situations. Most recently seen fighting a lot of robots.

It's absolutely vital that I find them, because I'm wrecked, and I kind of need a babysitter.

Little help guys?

May. 16th, 2018


I know people are a lil all over the place because of the whole power swap thing that's happened to some, but is anyone up for heading to NYC this Friday to go dancing?

If you're worried about powers going outta control my offer to help with that still stands.

So Friday. NYC. Dancing. Who's in?


What new level of Tartarus is this place? Yes, I heard the welcome spiel - alternate dimension, mysterious portal, all that good stuff - but what's the ETA on a ticket back home? It's absolutely imperative I get back immediately.

Unless this handsome asshole is around. Or this one. Preferably both of them. Then I can take my time.