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Feb. 20th, 2020


WHO: Julia Wicker, Tony Stark (MCU)
WHAT: Julia has some advice for Tony while he's cursed.
WHEN: February 19, 2020
WHERE: Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“Don’t make me quote Yoda at you.” )

Feb. 18th, 2020



In order to best coordinate our efforts in light of recent events, would those with the ability to do so report the names of the missing children, exactly where the abduction or near-abduction took place, and any subsequent retaliation that occurred?

Morgan Stark was nearly taken from the steps of EPS. The culprit and several of its cohort are currently being tracked by myself in the event that they lead us to Maleficent.



Anka Irene Doose's Market - Council 1 Biological Tracking
Richie Tozier [Location] Response Unknown


Morgan Stark EPS - Council 7 Trackers Deployed
Miles Morales Location Unknown Response Unknown
Rose Weasley Deja Vu - Council 3 Response Unknown

[OOC: Tony has been cursed with the inability to feel emotions, so he's running on only logic and reason for the time being.]


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU), Julia Wicker, Peter Parker, Morgan Stark
WHAT: Morgan almost gets nabbed and Tony gets cursed.
WHEN: February 18, 2020
WHERE: EPS, Tumbleweed, Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“Honestly, I’m a little worried about Morgan. I think maybe I should talk to her and explain what happened. Robo Dad might be harder to take than Iron Brat.” )

Feb. 16th, 2020


Filtered away from Maleficent

You know what doesn't work as well when you can't hear things? Morse code. I mean, I can feel it. I guess if you wrote it, I'd be fine, but hearing is much more necessary to my entire existence than previously understood. Is anyone else seriously over the drama? Have we figured out a way to stop her? Like serious question here.

Feb. 15th, 2020


WHO: Julia Wicker & Tony Stark (MCU), with guest appearances by Morgan Stark and Peter Parker
WHEN: Friday, February 14th
WHERE: The Lake House
WHAT: Julia and Tony have a low key Valentines Day

Julia went to sleep on February thirteenth convinced that something would go wrong. )

Feb. 9th, 2020


» Fray is coming over.
» She's bringing a log??
» Can you scan it for magic?


Since there's more than enough new blood around here...

My name is Marina Andrieski. I own the club Carpe Noctem. We don't do free drinks, but the atmosphere more than makes up for it. Now, I'm looking for people to work for me. Bartenders, waiters/waitresses, and bouncers. We're open Wednesday-Sunday from 9:30pm-2am. If you're closing or opening, the hours might vary a little.

I'm not going to sit here and hold your hand, but I have staff to train you on what to do and what the drill is. Please note that if you're not comfortable with BDSM, you might want to check somewhere else. If you're interested, you can comment here. Public or private. Whatever's more your speed. If you're not interested in work, but interested in what we have to offer, feel free to stop by the club. Mind the forest and the unusual creatures.

[Tony Stark (MCU)]
Not now, but later, I have a job for you. For now, I have to go check out this magic group at the bureau. Since apparently Penny's entire sex life depends on it.

Also I have the coins that should help us figure out the Stoppard Cube, but I think that might have to wait till everything calms down, too.


[Filtered to Tony Stark, Wanda Maximmoff & Steven Strange (MCU)]
I think I've found a distraction that might let you work a little longer, Tony.

If I turn into a raven, I'm the self righteous one. Turn me back?
[Filtered to Peggy Carter]
Need anything from the store?

Feb. 5th, 2020


[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]
How much do you remember about SHIELD's cell phone surveillance methods?

Feb. 4th, 2020


Has anybody else noticed anything irregular happening? In particular, the appearance of these goblin like creatures around town? They don't look friendly at all.

Feb. 1st, 2020


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU) & Julia Wicker
WHEN: January 31st
WHERE: The Lake House
WHAT: Tony and Julia react to the space cruise brochures.

Who’s the buzzkill now? )

Jan. 23rd, 2020


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU), Julia Wicker
WHAT: Julia suits up in her armor for the first time.
WHEN: Backdated to sometime around Christmas
WHERE: Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“Clothing is suggested, though not required.” )

Jan. 21st, 2020


I'm halfway through the great 2020 Kevin Bacon watch. Of what I've seen so far, got to say, Tremors has been the most fun. There's been some duds, of course, and I think I can firmly say I'll never be watching Hollow Man again, but all and all? Been an enjoyable start to the year.

Anyone got a suggestion for which I should do next? No real rhyme or reason to how I've been picking my choices thus far. I've mostly been going off the cover art.

Personally? I'm eying R.I.P.D. Seems a nice tone shift after Stir of Echoes.

Jan. 20th, 2020


I need someone to take me to Iceland once every two weeks to stock up on hákarl and Brennivín. I will pay handsomely.

Jan. 15th, 2020


I'm trying a spell to counter act the truth effect going around.

Anyone want to try commenting with an obvious lie? Focus on the image and type.

ooc cut for image )

[OOC Spoiler Alert: Julia's efforts won't work. Feel free to have your character write some super random ass truths or have their own hilarious Liar Liar moment.]

Jan. 8th, 2020


[Tony Stark (MCU)]
I [...] was wondering if you've got any skill in making apps or something. I can build things and make things run, but I don't really have any skill in that.

It's just that I'm doing something and I think I'll need something specific to make it less headache inducing..

Jan. 7th, 2020


you wanna know what people eat in iceland? blood pudding. and a whole flarkin sheep's head on a plate. i been around most of the galaxy and i ain't never seen anything served up with all its teeth grinning at me

anyway i was thinking it's time to break out the waffle iron this weekend. first of the year

Jan. 5th, 2020



Someone open up a portal to a goat dimension? I've got whatever the word for a shitload of goats is fraternizing with my alpaca and fertilizing my driveway.

Jan. 1st, 2020


I was really banking on Santa Portal for enough money to live on so I could focus on my studies and what-not. I got some, but not as much as I hoped. Unfortunately, it looks like I'll have to get a job, again.

Is there anybody hiring?

Dec. 30th, 2019


Well, this is worse than two furries fucking in a funhouse in front of children. Who am I supposed to get drunk with now?

You wanna do that alone thing you do, or you wanna get shitfaced with a couple friends?

Dec. 28th, 2019


Okay. I thought I'd fixed the whole getting pulled into a different universe thing. Though I guess this is different from what I'm used to. Also, my parents are not going to be happy when they find out I was dragged through a magical portal to Texas.

I'm gonna be here awhile so...I'm Miles Morales. I'm fifteen, and I'm from Brooklyn. I was also told that I need a guardian to be let out of quarantine, so help, I guess? I'm a good kid, I can clean up after myself, and I guess I can get a part-time job and help out around the house or pay rent, if someone needs me to. I know it's pretty inconvient to just be saddled with a kid you didn't plan on getting.

Dec. 16th, 2019


While I appreciate the faux snow setup in Phoenix Park, any interest in turning one of the other parks into a literal snowglobe? The 60 degree weather is apparently putting a crimp in my kid's holiday cheer, and I'm inclined to do something about it. I'm sure the locals won't mind. Been awhile since the town had a gas leak anyway.

Dec. 12th, 2019


> Alright, Shrubwitch. The time has come.
> You, me, and the Christmas cheese.

Dec. 3rd, 2019


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU), Julia Wicker
WHAT: Tony and Julia experience the Pokemon version of can't move the sleeping cat, guess we're stuck here.
WHEN: Friday, November 29
WHERE: Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“You didn’t want to sleep in a bed tonight, right?” )

Nov. 24th, 2019


My "ears" appear to be compromised. Diagnostics are showing there is no problem, but I cannot hear anything. Not internal body sounds, nor static which my implants sometimes pick up on.

Is there someone willing to look at my implants?

Sep. 26th, 2018


We're still in Texas?

I'm going back to bed.


[Filter to Howard Stark]
How are you settling in to good ol' small-ish town Texas?

[Filter to Shortie (aka Tony Stark MCU)]
While there's a break in big weird things happening and upping the stress levels, I figured it's a good time to ask: how are you holding up?

Sep. 24th, 2018


package delivered via mail to Clint Barton (MCU) )

Sep. 25th, 2018


The bad news is getting ☠☠☠☠ on your boots is somehow worse when you know exactly what it is.

The good news is the rest of your burgers are safe from ancient curses.

The moral is you can declare something to be a miracle or try to eat it. Doing both is just asking for trouble.

Sep. 24th, 2018


[ Filtered to Howard Stark, sometime after this. ]
You've made your point.

So what's next? A face-to-face? You can hit me up for whatever you didn't find on Wikipedia, and I can pretend to be handling all of this in a calm and reasonable way.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[Delivery to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Sent via Jarvis (with permission)

300 mylar balloons with the words "IT'S A BOY!"

Singing Telegram(s) hired to sing "Happy Birthday" 48 times.

A Baby's First book with instructions to please complete the pages as best he can and return the finished product.


[Texts to Bruce Banner]
>> What happened to keeping in touch?
>> How are things with the other guy?
>> Ride a moose or a mountie yet?

Sep. 22nd, 2018


Who: Tony Stark (MCU) & Julia Wicker
What: Julia and Tony get out of town for a day or two.
When: Sunday, the 16th, after the ball
Where: Portlandia
Warnings: So much guilt
Status: Complete in gdocs

I just ask that you kindly remove my portion from that guilt I know you're internalizing. )



Jarvis, I need a drink.

Peg, help me out here, will ya?

Steve! How... how friggin many of you are there?

....that's one hell of a smooth process for newcomers. How long has this been happening for them to get it that perfect?!

I HAVE A SON??!!?!??!

Sep. 21st, 2018


I realize that we're over our comfortable limit for crazy at the moment, but anyone want to volunteer for contracting an ancient curse? Cross something off the old bucket list? I've got some sliders here with your name on them.

Sep. 16th, 2018


Texts to James Rhodes
>> I gotta split for a couple days.
>> You good with watching the kid?


It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )


post faerie kidnap times

Well, this has been some bullshit.

[Magicians + Tony Stark the elder]
Just so you all know, Julia's gone. Considering she disappeared in a swarm of hummingbirds, I'm assuming this is faerie bullshit.

So yeah. I'm voting we destroy some fucking faeries.

Sep. 12th, 2018


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU) & Steve Rogers (AU)
WHAT: Tiny Steve gets a Stark upgrade that isn't serum-based
WHEN: Sept. 3, after this, in reference to this and this
WHERE: Tony's workshop
STATUS: Complete in Gdocs

Making gear for Steve Rogers is a Stark family tradition. Now I get to one-up the old man by outfitting two. )


How's the incoming and departing notifications coming along?

Sep. 11th, 2018


So apparently there's this new Spider-Man video game out on PS4 that's getting really good reviews and I was just going to ignore it because I don't google myself and I probably know more than I need to about other Future and Alternate Mes already...


Has anyone played it? Like is there anything in it that I shouldn't see? Because if it's just me swinging around New York stopping muggers I think that would be okay, right? Ijustreallywanttoplaythisgame. 😬😬😬

Sep. 5th, 2018


So as you saw on CNN, there's a situation in Paraguay. It does resemble the attack on the Fort Neill base in the last 90's. The Bureau is looking into official channels to speak with anyone on the base or anyone with any knowledge of the base. This is a very precarious situation due to an international military being involved. Please do not attempt something on your own; you could jeopardize what we're trying to do.

The Bureau will keep you as updated as we can.

We'll reach out when there is a need for assistance.

Can you guys be on call in case we need backup at the Bureau?

We don't know how many people might end up needing to go. We don't know if we're going to be attacked again, but I'd like to make sure we have people on our side. Those of you with bigger powers — looking at you Danvers — may end up stationed at exits just in case it gets by everyone else. If you've got suggestions for others, let me know.
We're working on negotiations to get down to Paraguay to see if we can get inside that building, take a look at the fresh scene and what it looks like. I'm not going to lie, if it's anything like the aftermath we found here, it's going to be a bloody mess. If your stomach's a little on the light side, let me know. Do not compromise this by whining. I will not hesitate to fire you if that happens.

Anyone with computer experience, I'd like to get you all working on grabbing every image, video, and audio leak we can find. More than that, I want to look into other potential military bases getting hit with strange and sudden shut downs. I want all of them, even if they've been decommissioned in a property ceremony.
I'm probably going to need a raincheck on that vacation.

Sep. 4th, 2018


Letting people know, I'm going to go away for a while to get my head together. Try to get in touch with the Other Guy and come to some sort of [...] agreement? Compromise? Reconciliation? And I can't do it here. Too many distractions, especially with the randomness the Portal pulls. I've notified the Bureau to let them know I'm taking the time off. Not sure exactly when I'll be back.

I'll have my tablet with me, so I'll still be able to keep in touch, but I don't plan on being online a whole lot.


Who: Tony Stark (MCU), Bruce Banner
When: Wednesday, August 15, the day after Bruce Hulked out in Toon Town
Where: Malibu Manor's guest house.
What: Tony talks to Bruce about making peace with the Hulk
Warnings: Low
Status: Complete in Gdocs

I have a box of waffle mix with our name on it... )


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU) & Julia Wicker
WHAT: After a conversation on the network takes a turn, Tony shows up at Julia's to check on her and clarify something that apparently didn't need clarifying
WHEN: Aug. 31, after this
WHERE: Julia's place
STATUS: Complete in gdocs

Tony, since I’ve known you, you’ve always been my guy. )


posted yesterday morning

Natasha tells me you're the one to ask about a particular project of my father's from when he passed through here.

Sep. 3rd, 2018


[Bucky Barnes (PH)]
I had a good time this weekend. Nope sounds like Thanks for taking me to see Brooklyn, Buck. Pretty amazing how much it still feels like home even after all these years. We gunna make it a habit of forcing each other to do something fun every once in a while? Because I would be okay with that.

[Tony Stark (MCU)]
Any time in particular work for you to come over? You mentioned wanting to show me something?

Sep. 2nd, 2018


Once upon a time, Howard Stark had a system in which he figured out how to determined who was coming and going in relation to the portal. It saved a lot of guessing work for the others.

I've noticed an uptick in people wondering who disappeared, and I think we can figure out a way to replicate that system. I'd like you all to work on this system as a first priority so we can get this up and running as soon as possible.

We'll use arrivals for our own records, and to protect the privacy of those who arrive. They may not want everyone to know they have arrived, but I believe departures could trigger a notice that goes to all phones as soon as we know.

So how about it, guys?

Aug. 31st, 2018


[Tony Stark (MCU)]
So I had an idea.


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