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Jul. 30th, 2018


I got a job! I'm working at the Bread Pitt. People are talking to me about the name, but I don't really get it. Why would you have a pit of bread? And why is it not spelled right? I guess it doesn't matter, I still have a job. It's not the Slayer's Cake, but it'll do.

Thanks for everyone who helped me. And everyone who have hung out with me. I'm still trying to get used to this place, you know?

Is there a place to plant a garden? I just have an apartment, so I don't think I there's room for one there.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


Someone who isn't human come and fight me.

Jul. 20th, 2018


One week til the full. Are there any werewolves left now that Scott and Kira are gone? Well, Kira wasn't a werewolf, but she was close.

I used to live with a ghost and a vampire. Sounds like a joke, doesn't it? I lived with two different ghosts, actually. Now I'm just rambling. But it was a Supernatural Trinity and it was strong enough to raise a prophecy baby and defeat the devil.

So if anyone who fills those requirements wants a roommate...

Jul. 10th, 2018



Hello? Is this thing writing down everything I say? Oh wow that's so neat. I wonder how this thing works - oh god what the hell? No don't write that. I said don't write that! Stop. Stop!

Hello? My name is Keyleth. I don't know what's going on, but I'm looking for my friends. I think I might have stepped onto another plane, and I really didn't mean to do that. I'm guessing my spell didn't work. Uh can anyone hear me?

And if anyone heard that before - I'm sorry.


Well, Fleur, it looks like France is moving forward! I'm going to be obsessively checking the England vs. Croatia match tomorrow. Merlin save me. I'm sorry to those in Record-Keeping that have to put up with my potential loudness and my general 'Please win, England' emotions. I'm sort of looking forward to France vs England if we win.

In other, non-football related news. I'm trying to put together a weekend hike somewhere maybe a little cooler than here. I haven't figured out the where yet, but if anyone wants to come, let me know!

ETA: Alternatively, if anyone wants to start up Quidditch teams, I feel like we might have a good time of it and I've been told I'll get a glittery sign if I play, so I may have ulterior motives.

Jul. 9th, 2018


For anyone who knew Scott McCall, he's been sent back home. Or whatever happens after you leave here.

Jul. 7th, 2018


Anyone here not know their birthday? McNair would give me a treat and a present on mine. And Annie got me a cake once.

Does anyone want to celebrate if they don't know theirs-- today?


Someone suggested I go to a yard sale and look for more furniture but the last time I looked, one of the sales looked like a rainbow threw up all over it.

I have one bed, one sofa, and one coffee table for myself. Is that not enough? How the heck do people rack up so many things?? Like WHY do you need the most ridiculous shit in the world, like plates you don't even use to EAT on?

Filter: Hope Summers
I'm tired of looking for shit on my own. Let's go get some food.

Jul. 5th, 2018


Since we all know MACUSA- the Americans could not have done it without the French, I will commemorate this day by saying you are welcome, and it is always fun to fight the British (no offense to my abundant and lovely British in-laws). 🇫🇷 🇺🇸

Jul. 4th, 2018


I have never celebrated the American Independence Day and I never thought that I would. I never anticipated living in America. But, as the saying is - "When in Rome". Or in Texas, I guess.


How is the road trip?

Jul. 1st, 2018


Do you ever go to look and see if there's a fan t-shirt for something in your show and find yourself disappointed that no one has made it? I feel let down a little. I guess that means I'm going to have to design this shirt on my own. Or ask someone else to do it. Either way.

Jun. 28th, 2018


Waitresses are beautiful creatures. The ones at JJ's just float around like angels.

[werewolves + sam + buffy]

This is my first full here, so I'm nervous. I don't want to hurt anyone.

For everyone else, Sam said I can stay in a room in his bunker for the night.

Jun. 14th, 2018


Funny story. My sleep schedule is still pretty basically on human mode after this weekend so I decided to go to the park and just be chill as heck. I’m sitting under a tree, I’m playing some songs, when a breeze kicks up and knocks off my ex-favorite sun hat.

No big deal, I’m under a tree, right? Except this shadow is slowly getting shorter and shorter. Hazards of the morning, I guess.

I guess what I’m saying is, can someone bring me an umbrella? Like soon?

I’ll just be here. Hanging out.


How come you can't just put contractions anywhere? And how do people know what order adjectives go in? And why does English call it pineapple when everyone else says ananas? This is what they should teach us in school.


If I put a tank somewhere, would they notice?

Jun. 8th, 2018


[ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ]

Kara told me there's others like me here.

The internet says the full is on June 28.

What do you do around here for that?

Jun. 7th, 2018


Let me tell you. You do not want super senses when you are changing diapers.

Who wants to go shopping with me?

Jun. 3rd, 2018


I don't spell real good but this thing is correcting it for me.