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Sep. 16th, 2018


Well. If I do have to be back in Texas, I suppose it's good that my house came with me, again.

Eleanor, darling, are you still here? Michael, are around, as well?

Jul. 4th, 2018


This place sucks. Like, bite me sucks.

What can someone do to blow off steam if they are not 21?

Jul. 3rd, 2018


[Filtered against Michael]
Not even gonna lie, but I suck at feelings. So who out there can walk me through how to help out a really depressed and sad demon? Right now we've got cocoa, booze, carbs, cookie dough, and hugs planned.

Sam Winchester, looking at you in particular.

Jul. 1st, 2018


Last week, when the world turned into a faerie land for a day, there was a faerie man who followed me about and expressed his undying love for me. He simply wouldn't take no for an answer. It was flattering at first but then grew a bit irritating. Take note men, following a woman about is not a way to get them to love you.

Apparently I should have taken him up on his offer. He was actually quite handsome. I wonder what faerie men are like in bed.

Albus has decided that he would prefer that he and I merely be friends.

Jun. 24th, 2018


First an Elf. Now I've got one of the Fae proclaiming his love for me.

Anyone know how to turn one down without offending them?


How was I to know that asking a guy who's half horse and half human just how he and other half horse people bang was going to offend him?


Today is the sort of day when the only proper thing to do is have a picnic. Therefore, it's exactly what I'm going to do.

James, love, how do you feel about coconut popsicles?

Jun. 10th, 2018


I miss Avengers Beach. And vacationing with Loki and making Tony worry about bathing suits and Frost giants and freezing to death.

I really just want a pool. Is that too much to ask?


[Texts to Eleanor Shellstrop]

>>> I really enjoyed our time at the ball together.
>>> You were absolutely radiant, and the most beautiful woman in the room.
>>> I was wondering, actually, would you like to go on an actual date with me?
>>> ...I'm rather horrible at this, I admit. I'm usually not the one doing the asking.

Jun. 9th, 2018


I see congratulations are in order for forming your own country. It is a terrible shame that I should arrive here in the New World along with Mrs. Quigley's home, but no Mrs. Quigley to speak of, nor anyone else who previously resided there. It is a fine and most reputable house, visited often by those with of discerning tastes. Now there only vacancies to be filled. Whatever am I to do?

There is still plenty of wine to drink, the vintage most agreeable in my time, though I suspect might be a curiosity in yours. It would be absolutely wicked of me to indulge without offering. Therefore I have no choice but to cordially invite all of you to my home on the Eve of the Thirteenth, which I find appropriate given my circumstances, at [address].

If you are a gambler, I would be most honored to host you at my table.

Please come in your most fashionable. I am curious to see more of what people are wearing these days. I still have much to learn of your world and am grateful for the company.

To new friendships,
Miss Charlotte Wells

Jun. 7th, 2018


This is by far my favorite spot at work:

cut for gif )

And I have to say that Sweetums has some of the best products ever. For example, if you're one of those nervous nail biters? They've got these candied fingernails called Kandy Nailz, and they also have candy stick-on fingernails called Fingyums. So you're pretty much covered either way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jun. 5th, 2018


I need a recommendation for a vacation spot. Any suggestions?

The party is coming to you and Anka Irene. If you have any serious objections, now is the time to make them.

I need your help.

Miss Anka Irene's birthday party was suppose to be for this Saturday. I'm afraid Rogue's not going to be comfortable having it here in Texas any longer because of He Who Must Not Be Named. So the party's going to go to her. I need some assistance moving all the necessary items out there and to help decorate.


I'm starting to hope this trend of having balls every season keeps up. Who is next on planning for the Fall Ball??

May. 25th, 2018


I got $50,000. I think I will some of it to start my event planning business.

[Eleanor Shellstrop]
There's a ball coming up. Would you like to go with me, darling?

May. 21st, 2018


What a pleasant surprise to be gifted a set of dyes from home. The ones I've found here in Tumbleweed simply don't last.

Now, to the most important question: what color to go next?

May. 17th, 2018


I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about having a pink gem on my bellybutton, but I have now figured out how to coordinate outfits around it. I might as well make the best of this situation, for however long I'm going to be in it.

May. 12th, 2018


Hello. You next Bad Person Lesson is as follows:

Panicking, vaguebooking and posting the same confused nonsense over and over again, when someone has clearly already posted the same confused nonsense, is bad. It doesn't resolve anything and it makes it more difficult to post useful information to the network.

Good job, everyone!

Or, I suppose, you could just make one post about an ongoing issue and invite everyone affected by said issue to comment and share information. But I honestly don't expect that much from you.

It should also go without saying but posting repeated pictures of your pokemon is the moral equivelant to that one friend on facebook posting about their 2 week anniversary with their new boyfriend, then their 2 month anniversary, then their 3 month anniversary, and so on. You get one a year, people. That's it.


I really do need to throw a party. I certainly have the space for it, and it's almost shameful of me that I've been here this long, and not had one yet. Though I think lacking the money to do exactly what I want for it is a bit of a damper on my plans.

May. 6th, 2018


I went through a portal! It was a hoot!

May. 5th, 2018


So I am about to have the best job ever. I got a job I'm starting Monday and I just got this picture* text from my boss with the caption "Your desk is ready and waiting for you! See you at 9am :) ".

*[ooc: Pretend the candy brands all say Sweetums]

Apr. 19th, 2018


Now that Jason is gone, this mansion suddenly feels a lot larger than it actually is. It's rather lonely, actually. I don't like it.

Maybe I'll throw a party. I certainly have the space for it.

Apr. 7th, 2018


The resort and the spa have been lovely. I've managed to catch a couple of Pokemon, but I admit to spending the majority of my time here. This little vacation has been rather lovely. It reminds of me of when I used to go on holiday with my family when I was younger. Before my parents decided that I was no longer worth any of their time.

Apr. 5th, 2018


So I've got this evil-looking snake thing that I feel is just too on the nose. Who wants it? I'm looking for something more sloth-like.

[Sam Winchester]
Good news - I didn't explode when I stepped off the ship!

Apr. 4th, 2018


Some of you have found some rather cute species of these little creatures, but I've had no such luck. The first one I have appears to be some sort of grub. The second is an orangutan creature. I can't say I'm interested in keeping either of them. They're quite hideous, really. But if anyone happens to like animals of that sort or is trying to complete some sort of collection, do let me know. I might trade for anything that might be appropriate for a pet, or I might simply give them to you. Both of these will be released before we leave the island.

At least the spa is nice.

Apr. 3rd, 2018


This Grand Hano Resort sounds lovely. I think I will be spending the vast majority of my time there.

Mar. 30th, 2018


[cw: talk of death]

I know this is never an easy topic to talk about, but if anyone needs help making funeral arrangements, or at least planning a memorial service, and doesn't feel comfortable doing it themselves, I am more than happy to offer my services. I know that a loved one's death can be particularly painful, and doing that sort of thing on your own can be extremely difficult.

Mar. 29th, 2018


I have put together a report on the attack for review with suggestions for improvement and some of my own observations regarding what happened. Please take from it what you will. If you need anything further or additional clarification, just ask for my assistant Janet. She’s very helpful.

[Attached is about a 700 page PDF. It is an incredibly detailed but very technical, dry report of the attack. There are suggestions for improving escape routes, safety procedures, patrols, etc. But in addition to having a fairly accurate summary of the events of the fight, the report finds that nothing further could have been done to prevent the deaths of the two deceased and out of several thousand simulations run of the attack, it could have very easily been far worse. The report concludes that the number of deaths and injuries being as few as they were are a testiment to the skill, teamwork and dedication to those on the ship.]

Mar. 25th, 2018


You know, we could burn the Hawaiian shirts for light. Or heat. Or entertainment.

Mar. 23rd, 2018


The shops on this ship have a pretty good selection as far as clothing goes. Not quite as high-end as what I'm accustomed to, but for now, they'll work. I'm not spending an entire cruise wearing the same outfit everyday.


Okay, so - viewing party in the theater today at 5pm for those who want to be part of the cast/crew of our first (and let's face it ONLY) shadowcast performance thing. This is just for those involved.

Here's the current cast and crew. We still need some more people so speak up now and come to the theater later.

Also I'm not supposed to be in charge of this. Someone else is. So someone needs to speak up.

cut for cast/tech list )

Mar. 21st, 2018


So I have what may end up being a fantastic idea!

Let's put on a Rocky Horror Picture show live action thingamajig. Janet is Janet, but the other parts are up for grabs. If we want to do rehearsals or whatevs, maybe we can start scheduling that next week?

Who's in? Who wants to handle putting this together?

cut for cast/tech list )


I do not appreciate being poked and prodded by robots, even if it is apparently for my own health.

Oh dear. Is this the Medium Place? Am I doomed to a tacky singles cruise with under-cooked food in the dining room and loud tourists in horrible Hawaiian shirts? Because if that is the case, that's worst torture than anything Michael ever thought of himself when I was in the Bad Place.

What's even worse is having to hear bad covers of Jimmy Buffet at the karaoke bar, if that's also a thing.