I'm gonna put on these on and see if I can make more people smile.
Waves, you'll be happy to know I got a job finally. I won't be mooching off you anymore. You're looking at a cashier/stock/sales rep for Needful Things. Something fishy about the guy who runs it. People say he practically gives things away. Not sure if I hope they're cursed or not. Figured it'd be a good place to keep an eye on things, and hey get paid for it too.
You are going to get a portal. If you do not get a portal we are going to have problems.
So, you're all getting portals, right?
Yo, Henry.
Agrabah is really weird after dark, especially when you've been drinking. Anyway, some old woman came up to me and offered me a magic bean for helping her pick up the bag of apples she'd dropped. I tried to tell her that wasn't necessary, but I found it in my pocket when I got back to my room.
So anyone up for an adventure? I don't know where it leads, but, who knows?
So I got this bean. Apparently beans take you to the cool places you can't normally get to. Long story. I had to pretend to be a bear for this little guy with a beard. Whatever.
Anyway, apparently I don't know if it's going to take me to a cool place or the cool place. So, if anyone else gets a bean, want to check some places out?
I'm pretty legit and haven't been in a good fight in a while. So. If you need protection or whatever...
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Hey. Murph was asking. You in for going underwater? I just gotta know what's down there for myself.