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Feb. 20th, 2020


[OOC: posted earlier in the day]

[Filtered Against Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ]
I've been trying to locate where Malificent's been hiding, to no avail. However, I'm still trying.

If anybody is still in need of relief from their magically-induced nightmares, I'm offering a way to grant you a night of relief. It's little consolation in this madness, but it's something.


Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ Aɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ

FuckingNice to know the portal can still kick a person when they're down.

This will probably not be a surprise to anyone, but with the threat levels, the Pit will be closed for the time being. We'll make an announcement of its re-opening classes once things calm down.

I was going to talk about a new board game that came in last night, but not really important right now. Stella still isn't Stella, so you know, things continue to be shit.

Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Wᴇᴀsʟᴇʏ+
I know there's really not much someone can say but still, I'm sorry, and if there's anything I can do, just let me know.

Feb. 10th, 2020


This isn't the sort of portal I'm used to going through... I was expecting to just have a nice night's sleep after finishing up class at the dojo, but that didn't seem to be in the cards. Now I'm here, wherever and whenever here is.

So uh, hi, I'm Danny Rand. It'd be great to get to meet you guys and I hope there are some friendly faces here.

Feb. 9th, 2020


I can't find Stella anywhere so add her to the list of missing pets.

I must have broken a mirror or stepped under a ladder or something, this day is awful. I've run into things, banged into things, dropped things, cut things, lost things and at this point, I think I'm just safer if I stay in bed.


And I just broke my telly.

ooc - cursed with bad luck


[Filtered to Tony Stark, Wanda Maximmoff & Steven Strange (MCU)]
I think I've found a distraction that might let you work a little longer, Tony.

If I turn into a raven, I'm the self righteous one. Turn me back?
[Filtered to Peggy Carter]
Need anything from the store?

Feb. 8th, 2020


Has anyone seen Bernard II??? My flamingo? He's not anywhere in the house and like he doesn't really roam free. And his shrimp has not been eaten.

Feb. 7th, 2020


Friday, Feb 7, 7:22PM

OKAY! Attention fellow magicians and anyone who can make potions. I'm going to start stocking up stuff to maybe make several bottles of something that will keep you from not dreaming or can probably decrease the necessity of sleep so you just nap and you're totally fine.

Anyone want to help, that'll be great because I have all the time in the world since I'm not exactly sleeping much myself, but you know. I wanna change that and all.

Feb. 3rd, 2020


Man do you ever have that feeling that you've been like around for a few weeks in a metaphorical sense but not necessarily in a physical sense, like the person in charge of your storyline has just not been keeping up at all cause they suck or something?

So what's going on with all of yoooooou?

Feb. 2nd, 2020


I must say I considered killing whoever I needed until one of you fools could send me home, but the idea of conquering a fresh new world is far more appealing than returning to one I already rule.

I also know how tiresome heroic fools can be.

Consider this your one and only warning to stay out of my way.

Jan. 31st, 2020


The ancient language of Island is a Western dialect of Old Norse. I've been teaching myself how to read and speak it so I can read a manuscript I came across. The Galdrakver. Its previous owner, Bishop Hannes Finnson, was said to have a vast library full of magic related texts. I am inquiring further to try and uncover these texts.

As much as I'm able before we're whisked off into space, that is.


Aww space no

Jan. 12th, 2020


So if people can't lie does that mean it's time for a truth telling meme?

Jan. 7th, 2020


Just in case anyone likes listening to stuff while they sleep, I highly recommend lofi on YouTube. I wanted to listen to something while I relaxed and fell asleep for an hour, so clearly it works.

On the upside, Stella and I had an amazing nap.

On the downside, I completely forgot what I was going to do this afternoon. I'm sure if it was that important I'll remember eventually.

It's Tuesday and we all know what that means! I'm on the hunt for delicious tacos.

Jan. 1st, 2020


I was really banking on Santa Portal for enough money to live on so I could focus on my studies and what-not. I got some, but not as much as I hoped. Unfortunately, it looks like I'll have to get a job, again.

Is there anybody hiring?

Dec. 16th, 2019


While I appreciate the faux snow setup in Phoenix Park, any interest in turning one of the other parks into a literal snowglobe? The 60 degree weather is apparently putting a crimp in my kid's holiday cheer, and I'm inclined to do something about it. I'm sure the locals won't mind. Been awhile since the town had a gas leak anyway.

Nov. 21st, 2019


I'm sorry to hear about those who lost friends and loved ones in the most recent disappearance.

How often do those happen here? While I'm happy to see my friends, and a version of my brother who doesn't appear to be up to his usual tricks, I am eager to get back to my is it mine? I think it might be stolen ship with the last of Asgard's People.

Is there a schedule perhaps?

Nov. 14th, 2019


Tᴇxᴛ ᴛᴏ Sᴛᴇᴘʜᴇɴ Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ
✉️ Hey.


Anyone up for seeing Doctor Sleep?


I've some news to share with everyone, in part thanks to Breq.

We've got a new headquarters to work out of. Station has modified itself to fit SYNAPSE's needs. Now Station is a complex AI, so they are working with us in all of this. If there's something in particular you'd like added, run it by me, Station, and Breq and we'll see how we can get it added in.

[Filtered separately to Peggy, Five, Fen, Jyn, Tina, and Seivarden]

I've been told that you might be interested in some contract security work. And I happen to have positions for such a thing.

Sep. 17th, 2018


I'm of a mind to dine on fairies tonight.

Sep. 16th, 2018


I blood well hate these Faeries.

I'm out of ideas, do you know of any way to wake up vampires. Alucard's been unresponsive ever since we arrived home.

[Stephen Strange]
Still cursed?

Sep. 12th, 2018


So like.

Do the iron thing.

Don't eat their food.

Don't drink anything they offer.

Don't make promises.

Don't answer questions.

Basically just don't go to the ball and you're probably good to go.

Aug. 21st, 2018


WHO: Stephen Strange; Integra
WHERE: Tumbleweed, right outside the entrance to Toon Town
WHEN: Tuesday, August 20, morning
WHAT: Stephen and Integra investigate something suspicious.
STATUS: Complete in gdocs

It was always something with the town...’ )


[Private to Integra]
I overheard something that was a bit disturbing. Groups of faceless masses coming into Tumbleweed through the Toon Town tunnel. It might not be nothing, but I think it bears some investigation just to make sure. Would you care to come with me?

Aug. 10th, 2018


[Private to the Avengers (all)]
This message is in regards to Loki.

Loki is convinced that the only thing that has been keeping the Avengers from ganging up on him was Thor. With Thor's disappearance, Loki expects the Avengers to come after him (lock him away, kill him, what have you).

I have my own opinions on the matter, but I want to know what yours are, including, hopefully, a general consensus from the Avengers.

Aug. 3rd, 2018


I'm sure someone here has experience with demolitions or arson?

[Alice Quinn]
Fuck fuck fuck. The hotel is here. FUCK.

Aug. 1st, 2018


[Private to Loki (MCU)]
We haven't communicated for a while, nor have I seen you writing on the Network. How are things going?

Jul. 26th, 2018


Network Post: Illyana Rasputina

Hey, read up if you're one of these:
  • interdimensional teleporter
  • interdimensional energy channeler
  • demonic/hellish realm-connected
  • something else related I haven't thought of
If you haven't noticed already, there's a hell dimension here. You might have accidentally connected with it or entered it. I suggest you don't do it intentionally. Right now, one of the factions is getting seriously pissed off at several of the others, and it might erupt. It isn't going to spill over here— they have no access— but if you go there, you could get caught up in their drama. Don't do that.

Jul. 5th, 2018


Who: Stephen Strange, Loki (MCU)
When: July 5, evening
Where: Sanctum Sancortum
What: Dinner and discussion - Loki reveals his past.
Warnings: Self-loathing, bad parenting, excessive drinking, Loki (seriously, truly) needs therapy
Status: Complete in Gdocs

It never fails to surprise me how little tolerance the average native of Midgard has for alcohol. )


[Private to Loki (MCU)]
Would you care to join me for dinner? I'd come across a passage in one of my books, which I'd like to discuss with you, regarding magical theory and application in our shared universe.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


Who: Holland Vosijk, Stephen Strange
When: Sunday, May 6, not long after this exchange over the Network.
Where: The Sanctum Sanctorum
What: Holland tests his portals and then has a conversation with Stephen
Warnings: None.
Status: Complete in Gdocs

Read more... )

Jul. 2nd, 2018


So it's hot as bluebell flames here, isn't it? From what I've heard, it gets even worse in August.

LUCKILY, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes has you covered. From our backroom magical line, we'd like to introduce WEASLEYS' WEARABLE WEATHER--a fashionable thermochromic ring that detects the outside temperature and creates a magical microclimate around the wearer too keep them cool as a cucumber.

Available at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes for the low price of 23.37! Custom designs available upon request!

[Filtered to George, Ron, Ginny, Angie & Kady]
So. Now that they've got no excuse to be inside on Wednesday...

Let's talk explosive stock.


[Filter: Magic Users]
Those of you interested in learning the wandless casting style from my world, I'm going to offer free classes every Tuesday and Thursday starting next week, from 3:00pm to 4:30pm at [location*]. It'll start basic, mostly to help some of you get hand gestures down who haven't used them before.

(*The location is not rented out, but something abandoned that will be magically warded to keep from being seen or heard from the outside. They're free classes, people. She's not spending money on this.)

Jun. 29th, 2018


Who: Stephen Strange, Sherlock Holmes (BBC au)
When: BACK DATED a loooooong time ago - April 6, following this exchange.
Where: Alola, a tea shop near the ship
What: Facetwins meet
Warnings: No
Status: Complete in Gdocs

Hello handsome... )

Jun. 26th, 2018


I actually enjoyed the other night. Especially getting to talk to animals. It reminded me of being in the Spirit World. I know it was a weird night for a lot of people, but least some of us had fun, right?

Also, does anyone want to maybe battle Pokemon? My Hawlucha's getting a little restless.


That was weird. I have a migraine.

[Cassie Sandsmark]

Can we eat junk food and watch bad movies?

[Jason Todd]

Hey, you.

...We should probably talk.

Jun. 14th, 2018


Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why the portal thought it fit to send me a wood fire hot tub as a gift, when it's already as hot as blue blazes here? I've managed a weather modification charm around its home in our garden, a tiny bit of winter to escape this dry heat.

I made the mistake of checking on the internet and it was 18° [64° F] back home. I realize it's not really my home in this universe, but it might be nice to pop over for a visit all the same.

Jun. 10th, 2018


We've gotten three bogeys on our portal scanner, and they are not in town. Ones in Queens, another in Kearney, Nebraska, and the other is in Siberia. This is an all hands on deck situation, as we're ridiculously understaffed. Our Googler is on the internet, looking for social media related to it. So far, it's just portals. We have no idea what's coming.

I need civilians who are willing to fight whatever comes out of there and take orders.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


Between the ball and the birthday parties, it's been a very social weekend.

Is anybody interested in battling their pokemon?

[Private to Charlie Weasley]
We didn't get much change to talk at the ball. How are you doing, my friend?

[Private to Sherlock Holmes (BBC)]
I haven't heard from you in a long while. Not since the cruise, actually. Is everything alright?

May. 22nd, 2018


Who: Stephen Strage (MCU), Loki Odinson (MCU)
What: Two sorcerers and a bad set of memories.
When: A few days after the IW memory updates started.
Where: The Sanctum
Warnings: A little canon typical goading of each other.

This is why he hasn’t said a word? Because he’s been too busy floating? Well that is enough of that. )

May. 21st, 2018


There are times I'm convinced this portal has some sort of will to it, because some days it offers several dangerous creatures. Other days, apparent gifts. This does make transportation a little easier though.

May. 15th, 2018


[Here be spoilers for MCU's Infinity War]

Private to MCU Universe People )

May. 14th, 2018


Food truck hours this week: Monday to Friday, 10 to 3. Councils 7, 6, 7, 2, 9. Serving traditional Korean and KoMex fusion. Cash, credit, e-pay. If you have a special request, leave it here.

[Texts to Tony Stark (904913)]
I'm not smart enough to come into work so I'm calling out. o7

May. 11th, 2018


Who: Stephen Strange
When: Friday, May 11 - 6:00 am
Where: The Sanctum Sanctorum
What: Memories and meditation
Warnings: Spoilers for Infinity War
Status: Complete, closed

There was no other way... )

[OOC: After this happens, Stephen will not respond to anybody writing to him over the network. Somebody is going to have to come to the Sanctum to wake him up from his meditation]

May. 8th, 2018


Looking at the internet we really wouldn't have any problems if someone found pictures of our Pokemon online. There's heaps of drawings and art of what they could look like in real life and some of it's really, really good. And then some of it's really bad, and some just looks like it came out of someone's nightmare. (This is Gizmo. The little black ones.)

I'm sort of working on designing a backpack that converts to a harness bag I can wear if I morph wolf. It was okay not being able to carry anything at home because it was 2002, no one had phones, but it would have been really useful in the ports on the cruise. It wouldn't work if I wanted to fly or swim but I spent a lot more time on foot anyway.

I saw you talking about making Pokemon treats. I've been playing with a recipe for kibble that's based on what we fed some of the injured animals my dad got at his rehab centre, I can show you if you want. My school load is pretty big so I wouldn't really have time to be making enough for other people as well anyway.

May. 6th, 2018


Does anyone here have a token from their home world that they would be willing to lend me?

Probably something you're not too attached to, just in case.


[Stephen Strange and Sam Winchester]

My thanks to you both.

May. 2nd, 2018


[Private to Sam Winchester - backdated to yesterday]
The spell was a success. Your wards held perfectly. The demon Schrodinger has been exorcised from Alucard.

Now what do you suggest we do with Schrodinger?


Not what I was expecting when my perimeter alarms were tripped, but preferable to whatever left the mess at Fort Neill. I can't believe my address is Texas.

[ video embedded in the post ]

[ Bucky Barnes (PH) ]
Had your fill of one-armed man jokes yet? Swing by the house. Your arm is ready for a test drive.



The Roadhouse.

Bring your party hats, but not really. Just a lowkey birthday at the bar. Enjoy my purple confetti trick arrow. Buy him a beer. He's an old man.
How's the Roadhouse?

May. 1st, 2018


Who: Sir Integra Hellsing, Alucard, And Doctor Stephen Strange
What: The removal of an unwanted entity
When: Backdated to a few after their return to Tumbleweed
Where: The Sanctum Sanctorum
Warnings: Body horror, violence
Status: Complete g-doc

Time, and space probably, had shifted )

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